498. March 19, 3 years
Anqing Mansion is bright today.
After the temperature rose significantly, the vitality of the city rose again. Xiao Song hurriedly arrived here from Lin'an and didn't even bother to rest. He just bought some baked rice cakes on the street and waited on the roadside.
A carriage drove slowly into the city. When passing by Xiao Song, it significantly slowed down. He took advantage of this opportunity to jump up, exchanged a look with the little fish driving and drilled into the car.
The Emperor of Liao in the carriage was sleeping soundly at this moment. She was covered with a velvet quilt and was sleeping soundly. Xiao Song did not disturb him, but just sat aside and ate the Komi rice cake and a fried rice cake, which was crisp and fragrant with oil.
When he leaned over there to eat, he looked at the round-faced little tiger teeth in front of him and suddenly laughed out loud. If this matter was spread, I don’t know how those people from the Shi family should start writing and how future generations should evaluate it.
This incident itself is ridiculous, exuding a magical realism, hijacking the emperor of a country. This is really unbelievable. But now thinking about it, the historians' writings seem to be lacking in such bizarre things. From the Spring and Autumn Period to the Republic of China, there have been no strange and weird things in the world for thousands of years.
The authenticity of the ancients is no longer verified, but judging by the weirdness now, perhaps those bizarre plots are not simply fabricated.
While he was thinking, Xiaohu's teeth were probably sleeping a little hot, so he quietly poked his feet out of the quilt and put them on Song Beiyun's legs. He adjusted his comfortable posture and fell asleep again.
Xiao Song didn't care, he just continued to eat his rice cakes. How could his feet fill his stomach?
Not knowing how long she had been walking, Fo Baonu was in a trance dreaming that she was eating a piece of bamboo in her dream. The sound of crackling was endless. After squeaking a few times, she suddenly opened her eyes. The roof of the carriage first came into view, and then half of her head.
She glanced quietly and found that it was the bastard who should have been cut into pieces, sitting there eating.
Fo Baonu sat up at that time, raised his hand with anger on his face and called Xiao Song.
"Oh?" Xiao Song subconsciously raised his hand to block it, and grabbed her arm with his backhand: "Is it a sneak attack when I come up?"
When he spoke, he followed the arm of Buddha Baonu and found that she was wearing a single garment, with only a white underwear on her body, and a golden Buddha hanging with red thread hanging around her neck.
"This Golden Buddha is the source of your name." Xiao Song reached out and held the little Buddha in his hand: "It's good workmanship, it's valuable at first glance."
"Bastard!" Fo Baonu widened his eyes and rushed over again, about to tear Song Beiyun: "Today I will take your life!"
The weapon-friendly Fo Baonu is still quite difficult to deal with, but the Liao emperor with bare hands and empty fists, three or five pieces, is not an opponent of Song Gou, who is proficient in boxing. He just pulled it casually and broke the balance of Fo Baonu. In addition, she could no longer take back her force, so she rushed to Xiao Song's leg.
"Your Majesty, why are you doing?" Xiao Song rubbed her head: "Get up first, you are really indecent."
Fo Baonu realized that his clothes had been rolled up and his entire waist and abdomen were exposed. She quickly sat down and put them down, and then said to Song Beiyun viciously: "If you do such a thing this time, even if the gods come, you cannot save you. Either you turn around and follow me back to Liao Kingdom, or you will wait for the war to begin!"
Xiao Song whistled and patted his thigh: "Come here."
Fo Baonu frowned: "Don't think about it!"
"come over!"
Shocked by this roar, Fo Baonu trembled for a moment, then slowly moved to him, biting his lips and looking aggrieved and atmosphere.
"Are you still having a bad temper after becoming an emperor?" Xiao Song patted the seat beside him: "Sit down!"
"What are you so fierce! Why do you let me do whatever you want?"
Xiao Song laughed: "Pick up the curtain and see where this place is. What are you and me on my territory? Now I make you flatten you and you flatten you. Let's just flatten you. If you don't want you to come here, I will lock you up and never see the light of day. What can you do to me?"
"You dare!"
"His Majesty the Emperor of Liao, do you really not judge the situation?" Xiao Song handed the water bottle for washing up from the side: "After leaving the city, wash up and eat something first, the mouth is smelly when you get up."
Fo Baonu's face turned red, but he closed his mouth and stopped talking. Until she arrived at a small river outside Anqing Mansion, she immediately put on her clothes and went to wash up.
After washing up, she walked back to the carriage, glared at Song Beiyun without saying anything, and just stared at him.
"Is the emperor happy?"
"It's still done." Fo Baonu replied coldly: "You have made great contributions now and captured me. As long as you give it to Zhao Xing, you will be the result of being the king and the prime minister."
"You don't need to be named a king or a prime minister, it's just a little later. Besides, I'll be appointed a king or a prime minister at the age of twenty. Can I live beyond twenty-five years in the future?" Xiao Song waved to her: "Come on, have a meal first."
Xiao Song took out two portions of food contained in the box, handed one to Xiaoyu and the other to Fo Baonu: "This time I got you here, one is to teach you a lesson. I want to ask who do you look down on? Use those four idiots to catch me. The other is to try to see if my layout in Liao Kingdom can work."
"What layout?" Fo Baonu stood there without moving: "Speak clearly."
"Come here first." Xiao Song moved to the side: "Come here, sit here."
Fo Baonu thought about it, but refused to step forward.
"Are you afraid of? What are you afraid of? Are you afraid of me touching you or are you afraid of me kissing you?"
Fo Baonu glared at him: "The genius is afraid of you!"
The strong emperor walked up and sat side by side with Song Beiyun, held the food box in his hand and started to eat.
Xiao Song touched the pocket with one hand and found the interrogation record: "Look at what you four idiots did, I'm embarrassed to repeat it, just read it yourself."
The Buddha Baonu put down the food box and started to start. The scenes above made her angry first, but then she was amused because of her stupidity...
Looking at Fo Baonu's angry and smiling look, "Since you insult me, I must take revenge. I originally planned to come over and hit you first, but think about it now, you are the emperor, so you have to give you some face."
Fo Baonu stretched his eyes and raised his neck: "You dare!"
"You know if I dare." Xiao Song said lightly: "I don't need to quarrel with you. If you want to quarrel with me again, you will know if I dare."
Fo Baonu snorted, but he never dared to speak again because she knew... the guy in front of her really dared. If she was really beaten by this person, she would never be able to raise her head and be a human being in this life.
A hero will not suffer any loss in front of him.
"You are so brave. You just kill your whole family after the coup." Xiao Song said to her while eating the pancake: "I've really become a lonely man."
"Otherwise I will die." Fo Baonu did not feel any guilt. She continued, "You understand the truth. Do you want them to die or do you want me to die?"
"Okay, here is why you are caught so easily." Xiao Song put his arm on Fo Baonu's shoulder: "Do you want to hear it?"
Although Fo Baonu didn't like being physically touched, he didn't struggle after he threw it a few times and didn't get rid of it. He just looked back at him with dissatisfaction: "If you want to talk, just tell me and take it down with your hands."
"Okay, okay, take it down." Xiao Song put his hand on her legs and pinched it: "The legs are quite thin."
"Bastard!" Fo Baonu raised the bowl in his hand and was about to smash it: "You move again!"
Xiao Song quickly raised his hand: "Okay, okay, don't touch it anymore. I'll tell you that, every trade route in Liao Kingdom has a purpose, three of which are specially designed to transport you out. The routes and patterns have been arranged early and have become normalized. If you fail the coup, you can transport you out of Liao Kingdom as soon as possible, and you will have a chance to make a comeback without knowing it."
"real?"
"Then can there be any falsehood? Otherwise, do you think your Liao Kingdom is really paper-made? It's not because of the management these days, do you really think that you can send the emperor of a country to the country?" Xiao Song did not hide it: "You can also ban it after you go back, but if something happens in the future, you may die there."
"I'll do it myself."
"Your Majesty, say a harsh word, the person you trust the most in the world is not in Liao Kingdom."
Fo Baonu knew what this guy was going to say, but she still cooperated and showed a disdainful smile: "Oh? Where is that?"
Xiao Song patted his chest: "This."
"Nonsense." Fo Baonu sneered disdainfully: "I'm too lazy to mess with you, please send me back quickly."
"That won't happen." Xiao Song shook his head: "If you get to the Qing Dynasty, the steel knife will be the steel knife. If you ask someone to catch me, then I will detain you for a few days, otherwise I will be too shameless."
"What do you want!"
"What do I want? Then you are like this, so of course you can do whatever you want. Do you still have to choose? You are the emperor of Liao and not the emperor of Song Beiyun. You are in Liao and you are just a little bitch. If you are in me, I will take you as a waste."
"You!" Fo Baonu pointed at Xiao Song's nose: "Do you know you are playing with fire?"
Xiao Song smiled, and put his arms around Fo Baonu's waist with a treacherous look on his face, and pulled her to him: "Little Emperor, you'd better be obedient, otherwise I'll let you come alone and both of you go."
Fo Baonu was stunned for a moment and couldn't recover. But after all, she was not a fool, so she quickly reacted and her eyes widened: "You try... it's impossible!"
She really didn't dare to say "you try" because he couldn't guarantee that he would really try it. This is called "daily," and that's not what he should be asking for?
"Just kidding, I don't like you so ugly."
Fo Baonu directly poured all the bowl of wontons on Song Gou's face...
Chapter completed!