Chapter 1015 Marshal, take a cold shower
Tang Dao Hunting: "..."
The blade swayed a bit.
I don’t want to go to the laboratory, I don’t want to re-forge, and I don’t want to be hit with a hammer, and the bang-dang-dang-dang noise is so loud!
What’s more, I don’t want someone to hate me holding the handle of the knife to kill people, animals, or zombies.
Yanliu: "..."
It also shook a bit.
don't want.
Don't go to the lab.
I don't want people to hit me with swords, guns, swords and halberds, chop me down, and poke me at me.
I don't want to be chopped into pieces and buried in a rotting corpse.
Seeing them both shaking their heads, Jiang Si lectured like a child: "You two, one is an emotionless murder weapon, and the other is a companion smoke willow. Neither of you can stand the laboratory, but I can."
Got the lab?"
"The earth has experienced apocalyptic zombies, and we escaped from the laboratory. Now by chance, we have arrived 3000 years later. We are living a prosperous life. We need money, social status and social status. As long as we act carefully, we must cover our vests.
, we can stay away from the laboratory, stay away from disasters, and never have to go back to the fucked-up days before."
"But now... you two are out to cause trouble again. My husband... is the one outside. If you two didn't agree before, why didn't you come out to stir up trouble earlier?"
"If you didn't come out to cause trouble earlier, you would have agreed. You agreed for me to marry him and for me to be intimate with him. Now you two don't agree. You two don't agree. But you two follow me every day. You should know clearly that my husband, I choose
The man is a detail-oriented person."
"What does it mean to be detail-oriented? In the Age of Zombies on Earth, when I read a library book, I read every one of them to you two. Haven't you two ever eaten pork or chopped a pig?"
"Now that I have cut down a pig, I know how terrible it is to control details. Before, he suspected that Yanliu could imitate a human being. I deliberately had a laugh with him. I thought it was novel. Then I learned that plants can imitate humans. There have been other examples. I
Only then can I feel confident that if I play smoke and willow with him, I can grow up."
"It's better now. This knife of yours is you, it's you, and you still shake it." Jiang Si pointed at the hunting knife with a look of hatred for steel: "You actually made him doubt that the knife can become a man. If I were him,
On the first day you became an adult, I took you to the laboratory and melted you."
Tang Dao Hunting: "..."
Yanliu: "..."
"I'm telling you two, I'm not trying to scare you. Ghosts and gods are not scary. What's scary is the human heart. People are selfish. Just like those people in the laboratory back then, they would do anything to live forever." Jiang Si spoke righteously.
Said: "Now that you two are conscious, think back and think about the life we lived 3,000 years ago!"
"Don't just let your good life go by now and be sent to the laboratory again."
"Hunting, now you obediently stay in my space and dig the ground. Use the smoke willow as a bracelet to get stuck on the wound on my hand. Don't let Agares see that I am injured."
Tang Dao hunted and shook the blade vigorously.
It doesn't want to dig the ground.
A majestic knife that is thousands of years old.
It's not a hoe. Why are you digging?
Yanliu obediently turned into a red Yanliu bracelet, which was stuck on Jiang Si's wrist, blocking her wound.
"Are you unwilling?" Jiang Si looked at the violently shaking knife: "Are you unwilling to dig the ground, or are you unwilling to be intimate with my husband?"
The knife stopped shaking for an instant.
Jiang Si: "..."
grass!
Don't want him to be intimate with her husband?
Is this a knife?
No, this is not a knife.
Is this the housekeeper?
The housekeeper doesn't have such broad control as it does.
"Okay, okay, okay, once I'm disturbed by you, how can I still be in the mood? If I don't go up, I won't go up." Jiang Si said impatiently: "When will you agree, when will I go up again?"
The moment the Tang Dao kills, the blade points down, looking like a chicken pecking at rice, and a person nodding.
Looking at its doglike nature, I really want to put it in the incinerator and melt it, so I can't see it but don't worry about it.
Jiang Si exhaled a breath and said word by word: "I'm warning you two again, from now on, don't reveal in front of anyone that you two can become humans."
"Especially when you hunt, you are a knife, not a plant, not a beast. In the entire Abelian galaxy, there is no precedent for a shabby adult like you. If you want to become an adult, you will scare people to death."
"I know that you may become an adult. Otherwise, if you want to know when you will become an adult, please inform me in advance. Let's go to a planet with many alien beasts. You will slowly become an adult. After you become an adult, we will appear again.
Is it okay to do it in front of the public?”
"If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your promise. Okay, dig up the dirt in my space. That's it. I'll get out of the way first."
After Jiang Si finished speaking, she stepped out of the room and appeared in the toilet. She took the tobacco stick on the door handle and wrapped it in her hand. The two tobacco sticks were placed side by side on her hand, like two beautiful red bracelets.
She opened the door to the bathroom. All the exercise equipment in the room was gone and it became empty. The bed was also repaired and no longer tilted.
Agares put on his nightgown and was standing in front of the huge glass, looking at the starry sky outside.
Jiang Si silently walked behind him with bare feet, hugged him from behind, and said in a clear voice: "Honey, let's go to bed!"
Agares turned around and kissed her hard: "You go to bed first, and then I'll take a shower."
Jiang Si lowered her gaze, looked at her cheap husband, and kindly reminded: "Use hot water, not cold water."
Agares put her on the bed, adjusted the bed and chair, and lay on the bed. He could see the gorgeous sea of stars outside the glass. He kissed her again, stood up and went into the bathroom, took off his clothes, and opened the door.
He stepped into the cold water with dark eyes. The cold water splashed on his body, falling along the curves of his muscles...
The endless universe and the vast sea of stars are places that all the countries on the ancient earth desperately wanted to see and explore more than 3,000 years ago, but could not explore.
The level of science and technology at that time, and supercomputer calculations, could only calculate an approximate appearance, and the specifics were not known at all.
Now, more than 3,000 years later, in the distant Abell Galaxy, the spacecraft here can soar in the sea of stars over long distances or short distances.
There are also super battleships. As long as they have energy, they can travel across the sea of stars, go to any galaxy they want, and explore any depth of the universe they want to explore.
Every star is different and emit different light. Looking at these stars is like watching a large starry sky display, as if you are actually there.
Jiang Si looked at the beautiful starry sky and became more and more excited. She sat up and looked sideways at the closed bathroom. She got out of bed and came to the bathroom. She pressed the door panel and got in. She couldn't drive automatically. Who said
Chapter completed!