Chapter 1070 No one can escape when the big green dragon blocks the way(1/2)
Hu Lili finished speaking.
Li Tangtang, Li Langlang The two cat-eared young men put away the small fish and rat dried fish in their hands, stretched out their hands in front of Jiang Si, and opened their mouths to call one sweet and the other respectful: "Little Ancestor"
, little ancestor, don’t leave, don’t leave, we finally found you.”
"That's right, little ancestor, don't go out wandering around like our ancestors. Let's go home, back to the orcs. You haven't been back yet, right? Can we take you back?"
Jiang Si: “!!!”
So annoying!
So annoying!
So annoying!
Why don't you just go one way?
After finally defeating a bear, a fox came.
Before the fox was finished, two cats came.
grass!
If this continues, will another dog appear later?
Damn it, it’s not over.
Jiang Si put down her hat, put on her sunglasses, patted her mask, rolled up her sleeves, pointed at the civet tantang in front of her, Li Langlang, and opened her mouth to warn coldly: "Two little kittens, I advise you not to
Come on, otherwise, don’t blame me for being rude to you!"
"Yes!" Si Mubei was afraid that things might change, so when Hu Lili who was holding him wasn't paying attention, he hit him on the back of the neck with a palm. Hu Lili's head was dizzy, and her hand loosened, causing Si Mubei to pull back his leg in confusion.
She rushed to Jiang Si and said: "I'm warning you kittens and little foxes that you have recognized the wrong person. I am not your ancestor, and my daughter is not your little ancestor. You get out of the way, otherwise, I will take action."
Li Langlang and Li Tangtang looked at each other, and the cat ears on their heads instantly drooped down. With a plop, the two young men with cat ears knelt down.
Jiang Si: “!!!”
Bullying her for not studying enough and never seeing a cat?
Why do cats’ ears droop?
Aren’t cats’ ears erect?
What is going on?
Has the cat mutated?
All right…
In the world 3000 years from now, pandas will be able to become sperms. Anything is impossible and everything is possible.
Si Mubei jumped up in fright and cursed: "Damn, damn, what are you doing? What are you doing? I thought you could recognize the wrong person just by kneeling down. Let me tell you..."
"What are you telling them? Let's go." Jiang Si grabbed Simu Bei by the collar and dragged him away: "Ignore people you don't know!"
Si Mubei was dragged and responded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, I know the cat, don't pay attention to the fox, don't pay attention."
The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny.
The two ran away. Although they had a tacit understanding, they saw that the spacecraft was getting closer, so close that in their eyes, they were only one step away.
However, just one step away, the storm suddenly changed, thunder and lightning struck, and they were stopped directly: "Damn Tombstone, dear eldest daughter, why are you two going? Why didn't you call me?"
When Simu Bei and Jiang Si heard such a familiar voice, they stopped and quickened their steps without even looking. They never thought that the owner of the voice, their star bandit leader, Cheap Ba Ba Bo Jing Chen, was wearing a formal suit.
A little chirp on the back of his head flashed in front of them like a ghost, blocking their way: "Oh, you are still ignoring me, you two are so capable!"
Due to Bo Jingchen's obstruction, the footsteps of one person and one cat stopped abruptly. The corners of their mouths twitched to the same extent. They looked at Bo Jingchen and said in unison: "You old man is busy, don't worry about us, don't worry about us!"
Bo Jingchen raised his feet and walked towards them. He looked at them with his purple eyes and said, "Two big darlings, why do I think that you two are working together to commit adultery or robbery?"
Si Mubei's foxy eyes glared: "Can you speak? What does it mean to work together in a conspiracy? If you are cheating, you are stealing. We are just going back to the Reborn Planet. What kind of robbery is this?"
Jiang Si nodded: "Yes, we are going back to the Rebirth Planet, and His Majesty's brother has approved it. Why, you still want to disobey His Majesty's brother?"
Bo Jichen exclaimed: "His Majesty approved it, why didn't I know?"
Si Mubei said angrily: "Why don't you know? I sent you a message. Are you blind?"
"Did you send me a message?" Bo Jingchen raised his hand with the computer and looked through it: "No, you didn't send me a message."
"I didn't send you a message, it's impossible." Si Mubei clicked on his computer: "I obviously sent you a message, but I just sent you a message... Ah, I edited the message and sent it to the folder.
, didn’t send it out, damn, it belongs to his uncle!”
Jiang Si: “!!!”
The Tibetan fox is indeed a Tibetan fox, worthy of being one of the two fools on the plateau. No one else has such an IQ.
Bo Jichen spread his hands and said, "Look, you didn't send me a message."
"No hair, no hair. Don't block the way. We are going for a walk." Jiang Si was anxious. Pandas blocked the way, foxes blocked the way, and cats blocked the way. I thought the next one to appear was a dog, but I didn't expect it to be a dragon.
, a dragon blocks the road, what kind of crazy fairy plot is this?
"No!" Bo Jingchen refused without reservation: "Daughter, if you want to go out for a walk, you have to wait for two days."
Jiang Si and Simubei said in unison: "Why?"
On one side of Bo Jingchen's body, he pointed to a spaceship next to Jiang Si's exclusive royal spaceship: "Have you seen that spaceship?"
Jiang Si followed his hand and saw a spaceship that was no less than her own. The totem on her spaceship was a smokey willow, with a clawed back imprinted on the hull.
The totem of the spaceship she was looking at was a fox with nine tails. The color of the fox was red, very much like the red fox, a species exclusive to China on ancient Earth.
Si Mubei cursed directly: "Tmd, how did they come so fast?"
Bo Jichen raised his eyebrows, looking at Simu Bei with an ambiguous look on his handsome face: "Xiao Beibei, are you familiar with him?"
Si Mubei trembled when he was called: "Damn Bo Jingchen, can you be normal? Can you be normal? Who is your little Beibei? Please call me Queen Beibei!"
"Queen Beibei?" Bo Jingchen's ambiguity deepened: "Oh, Queen Beibei, I'm sorry, my daughter wants to receive distinguished guests with me, so I can't go out for a walk with you. You are looking for the spaceship by yourself!
"
Receiving distinguished guests?
Jiang Si's eyes moved from the spaceship to Simu Bei's face, "Well, Mu Bei, is the owner of that spaceship your enemy?"
I'm afraid this is not his enemy.
He must be a member of his family.
Bo Jingchen, this old thief, must have taken off Simu Bei's vest.
Sure enough, I really answered that sentence. If someone comes out with a vest, sooner or later they will be ripped off and have to pay back. It’s really exciting.
Bo Jiechen opened his mouth and corrected him: "My dearest daughter, the owner of the spaceship is not necessarily his enemy, but his old friend!"
Simu Bei didn't have 300 taels of silver here, so he asked him three times in a row: "Whose old friend is this? Don't talk nonsense, don't make random guesses, I don't know him at all!"
"He?" Bo Jingchen sighed: "Which one is it?"
Si Mubei was so anxious that he said, "Whoever he is, it has nothing to do with you, dear little girl, let's go..."
Jiang Si responded: "Let's go..."
Bo Jingchen stopped him with his hand: "You two, you two can't leave. I smashed the raw material box of the spaceship and it's being inspected!"
Si Mubei: "!!!"
Damn it!
What kind of crazy thief boss is this?
Can you twist his head off?
Jiang Si: “!!!”
grass!
So fucking cruel.
Do we really have to wait until Shu Xubai arrives in 8 days before we can run away?
All right.
Consider him ruthless.
Jiang Si took a deep breath and said, "Dad, what kind of distinguished guest is worthy of you and me receiving it together?"
Bo Jingchen's eyes glanced at Simu Bei meaningfully, "The most mysterious group of orcs, the nine-tailed fox whose status is comparable to the king of beasts."
Nine-tailed fox?
Cat with nine tails.
Hybrid fox and cat?
Jiang Si then glanced at Simu Bei: "Oh, this nine-tailed fox is quite assertive. He hasn't even gotten off the spaceship yet. Shouldn't he ask us to kneel down and kowtow to greet him?"
Bo Jingchen chuckled: "That's not true, it's because I came early and before the time I agreed with them, they came down with a fox and two cats. The real big boss is still pinching him!"
To be continued...