Chapter 1265 Crazy, Crazy, His Majesty Wipes Cub's Butt With Bo Jichen Washing Towel(1/2)
The potion entered the body, Ruyu's body was lying softly, unable to straighten his waist, and fell softly on the smoke willow chair, looking at Jiang Si coldly: "An old monster who has lived for thousands of years has also learned to think about others. It seems... we shouldn't have caught your cub at the beginning, we should have caught Agareth!"
"It sounds better than the singing, just like you can catch him." Jiang Si's smile did not diminish, but instead became a little deeper: "Thank you for the praise, anyway, you are just a clone, not really like a sage."
"However, I don't understand a little bit, so please give me some advice."
Ru Yu was weak all over and had only a stubborn mouth: "You said!"
Jiang Si tsk: "My old friend, has the woman you like been studying and conquering emotional injections while mass-producing clones?"
Rubin wondered: "What do you mean?"
Jiang Si smiled brightly, "I don't mean anything, I just want to know why all of you clones like her."
"It shouldn't be true. Even if he is mass-produced clones, he is an independent individual with his own unique thinking and way of doing things. It is impossible to lick one person at the same time!"
Jiang Dandan: "!!!"
Not to mention that the aunt is curious, he is also curious.
Why do these clones lick only one person when they are licking dogs.
Ru Yi's eyes were full of madness, showing a brainless, crazy dog licking to the fullest: "How can you understand her goodness?"
"You monster who was pulled out of the mud, I am immortal. You know what love is, what love is, what dedication is, and you don't know anything. Why do you blame and question me for loving her here!"
"I love her, she is perfect in my heart. I can die for her, but you, don't understand at all. You know nothing except killing!"
Jiang Dandan: "!!!"
As the saying goes, life is precious and love is more expensive. If it is for freedom, both can be abandoned, which means love is not the only one.
The crazy little dog licking in front of you is really the leader in the dog licking world.
Others want to lick one, but he is licking one in a nest.
It's really awesome to let it go astray.
Jiang Si nodded, and was said to be able to kill him. She was neither angry nor annoyed, and was very polite: "Sorry, don't get me wrong. I either question you love her, I am just curious about how she made so many of you love her."
"But you said that, how could she be better? I really didn't see her, but it doesn't matter. The days are still long, I'll get to know her well after looking back."
Rubin was about to be angry with her, she was too light and too disregarded to take them seriously, as if they were just ants in her eyes, ants that could be trampled to death at any time.
There are so many zombies and zombies, and her face is still not changing when she sits here. Such an old monster really wants to lock her in the equipment and study it to see if she will have joy, anger, sorrow, pain, and scream?
Bo Jichen came from his room to the command room and received the most attention along the way. Of course, these attention was not what he saw, but what he saw was a baby with his bare butt on his arms and only a small shirt.
The little prince's baby, a baby who has naturally conceived in the Abel Galaxy for more than 200 years, has black hair, black eyes, milky white milky white flesh, and it directly poked the hearts of these big men, making them look pink bubbles all over their eyes.
Several deputy generals of the Hunting Legion, relying on their own identity, came to the command room because they were scolded and punished, and wanted to pay close attention to the appearance of His Highness.
Unexpectedly, as soon as they arrived, they saw a small transparent, clear and slightly yellow water column falling from their general's arm straight down the crotch of the general's crotch.
Before the little water pillar could finish it, a "puff" sound came with a stinky fart. Then several deputy generals saw their powerful arms being slapped with golden sparse poop...
His Highness peed and pulled.
They peed their generals and pulled their generals on one arm.
The golden poop fell along Bo Jichen's arm and the stinking smell filled the entire command room, almost sending him away...
Several deputy generals did not dare to come forward again, and covered their mouths, for fear that they would laugh at him, which shocked His Highness.
Zombies are getting fewer and fewer than the headshots of the smoke willow sticks in the hands of the federal psychics.
The Federal savages are very excited and work harder.
Lingxi followed them and swept them, occasionally dealing with some zombies for them and protecting them. The federal savages had a high degree of favor for this black snake.
Jiang Si leaned on the chair of Yanluan, supporting her head with her hands, and her eyes slanted against the zombies behind Yanluan. Zombies were much more pleasing to the eyes than zombies.
They are all handsome men and beautiful women, suits and ties, and small skirts. In contrast, those zombies are either without clothes or ragged and have no good skin on their bodies. They only know that they are grinning and staring at them to find meat to eat and blood to drink.
"open……"
"Don't threaten me." Jiang Si interrupted him without waiting for Ru Yan to finish his words: "It's useless to threaten me. I'll leave you and these zombies to Agarez for the blade!"
Ruyan bit her back teeth: "What are you thinking about? The master is their master and can control them, and you can't control them."
"The master has not asked them to attack you now. It's because you have known each other and want to talk to you about good commerce. Don't be shameless and anger your master. He has turned the entire Abel Galaxy into a zombie land."
Jiang Si slapped her hand on her chest: "Oh, beloved, you scared me so much that my heart was beating, I was afraid of death!"
"you……"
"Okay!" Jiang Si changed her face in a second: "I thought your master was lying in the utensil, waiting for my blood, and my flesh to save her. If she could manipulate the zombies with ease, why would she want you, a clone?"
"But if you say this, I can't help but give you face. We'll wait for your master to let these zombies attack me and see if I can control them!"
Like: "..."
Jiang Dandan: "…"
Stupid x, provoke the aunt, wait for abuse, be beaten!
However, it's like waiting.
The black zombies standing behind him attacked Jiang Si.
Seeing that Jiang Si had already started to close her eyes and rest, she was asleep.
The super battleship landed at the Star Space Station, the capital of the Troja Empire.
All spacecraft on the space station stopped sailing and gave way.
The Guard blocked the entire space station and drove a small spacecraft to welcome His Highness.
Fighter escorts the highest specifications of the imperial emperor.
The people of the Capital Star of the Troya Empire saw the spaceship flying in the sky and the escort specifications of the fighter planes. They raised their brains, took photos, and uploaded the Troya Empire's local Saturn Network.
People of Troya Empire: "What's the situation? Hasn't your Majesty always been in the capital Star Palace? Why would his escort come from the space station and head towards the palace?"
"In addition to the escort of fighter jets, there are also escort ships. My goodness, what is going on? The escort ships are all on. This... I just want to know who is the guard in the middle?"
"Your Majesty is definitely not your majesty. Your Majesty is in the palace. He held a summit a few days ago and posted photos on the Internet!"
"General Bo Jichen is back, and the warships of the hunting legion are no longer leaving. It seems to be taking on the capital's extra-star inspection and opposition work!"
"That's even worse. Just like General Bo Jichen, even if there are terrorists, the terrorist would rather hit Your Majesty than hit him. He wouldn't use Your Majesty's escort ship at all!"
"On the upper floor, this is wrong. What's wrong with our Majesty? What does terrorists rather hit our Majesty than fight against Li Jichen?"
"You can tell me clearly, what's wrong with our Majesty? Is the terrorists so unwelcome?"
"I will answer this question, because General Bo Jichen is even more terrifying than terrorists. Whoever dares to hit him, unless he kills him, otherwise he can dig out the tombs of your ancestors for 18 generations. Beating him is purely a search for death!"
The spaceship came to the palace unimpeded under the escort ship and fighter jets. Everyone inside and outside the palace were on guard, with real guns and live ammunition, and stood guard.
Leros waited at the gate of the palace before the warship arrived at the capital star. It was not until noon that he saw the spaceship coming back.
He clasped his hands tightly, staring at the spaceship that was getting closer and closer. When the spaceship stopped, he rushed towards the spaceship and almost started running.
When he arrived at the spaceship, the cabin door of the spaceship opened. He saw their child lying on Bo Jichen's arm, barefoot, two small legs, and little butt.
Bo Jichen was wearing military boots, wearing dark green combat uniforms, with sleeves rolled up, and a cub lay on his arm, raised his head and chest, and shook the pink peach heart under the back of his head, and walked towards Leros.
As he was getting closer and closer, he was about to stretch out his other arm and give him a big hug, but he felt a hot leg and the little human cub lying on his arm peed.
The clear and transparent water column was filled with his pants.
Bo Jichen's body stiffened, his steps stopped, his face changed drastically, and he quickly wanted to take out his diapers to wrap his butt. Before he could do it, the golden sparse poop hit Bo Jichen's arm.
Bo Jichen: "!!!"
Leave it!
Is this harsh human cub fighting against his horoscope?
Since he took over the fight, since he had no diaper pack for the first time, he didn't let him hold the diapers. He kicked his legs and cried when he got the one pack, and cried when he got the one pack, and cried when he got the one howling without tears.
If you don’t lie down in the baby compartment, you have to hold the eggs when you sleep, or drink milk, you have to hold them anyway. Just like the pendant growing on him, you can’t even pick them off.
For several days, he didn't sleep well, his skin was dark and his current height was blue. He finally arrived at the Capital Star. He took the time to take a shower, changed into a handsome dress, and brought a little peach-heart hair accessories that he kissed.
Then what?
Then what?
This hateful little human cub, the devil, does not urinate early or late, does not urinate early or late, and when he saw the kiss, he urinated and urinated.
He urinated his pants, pulled him on his arm, and directly let him take a bath in vain, turning into a dragon with a smell of feces and urine on his body...
The guards standing around the spaceship were cheering up, and while looking at His Highness with his eyes curled up, he cheered loudly in his heart. His Highness was good at peeing and pulling well, it would be best to nourish the dog's face next time.
Bo Jichen held the diapers in his hand, and his purple eyes looked pitifully at his own kiss who was walking in, and complained in grievance: "Dear... Your Majesty, look at him pee..."
"What's wrong with him? You don't even pack a diaper?" Leilos interrupted him, took out a towel from his own space, and didn't even look at Bo Jichen. "General Bo Jichen, don't you put on him pants yet, are there anyone who takes care of children like this?"
Bo Jichen: "!!!"
Did he not wear pants for him?
He didn't wear pants when he took over.
To be continued...