Jiang Dandan: “!!!”

ah!

Kill the egg!

Jiu Min!

Don't think it doesn't understand anything inside the eggshell.

It is an egg with heritage.

It understands.

It understands everything.

What kind of bullshit story is this?

These are all stories of threats breaking the egg out of its shell.

Jiang Dandan shook its dark body violently, trying to escape and hit the wall to seek help from her aunt. However, her uncle held the egg in his hand and could not escape no matter how violently the body shook.

"Little Danbao, you are so swaying because you like the third story, right?" Agares seriously misinterpreted Jiang Dandan: "Then let's tell the third story, from Tro

Native to the Asian Empire: "The story of a stepmother who, in order to inherit the country for her biological son, sent her first step-son to the desert star to mine, and then lived in poverty and loneliness for the rest of her life"! "

Jiang Dandan: “!!!”

No.

No.

It doesn't want to hear stories.

It wants to take a bath and sleep with its aunt.

Hug and kiss her aunt.

Agares looked at the ginger egg in his hand, ignoring its violent trembling body, and said slowly in a low voice: "A long, long time ago, in the old empire, the queen gave birth to a son. The emperor was happy and canonized her immediately.

For the Crown Prince."

"From the moment he was born, the crown prince showed extraordinary powers. The emperor was happy to dote on the crown prince and did everything he could. The queen did not dote on him, thinking that the crown prince would eventually have to shoulder the empire. However, the queen loved the emperor deeply.

I am indulging in the emperor’s words…”

Jiang Dandan: “…”

Auntie.

Come and save the egg!

Help, help, help.

Jiang Dandan screamed silently, but her aunt Jiangsi didn't hear it. She took a bath for 20 minutes, brushed her teeth, washed her face, washed her hair, and dried her hair for 10 minutes.

More than half an hour later, she walked out with bare feet, long blow-dried hair, and a rosy face wearing a lace suspender pajamas.

"Honey, what are you doing?" Jiang Si walked to the sofa. Just now she heard Agares talking about criminal law and then about the crime of the crown prince: "Are you going to talk to people about communication again?"

Agares looked at her with deep and dark eyes: "I'm not talking about communication with people, I'm telling stories, telling stories to Little Danbao!"

Jiang Dandan: “…”

Ying Ying Ying!

The sweet-smelling aunt came out.

Want a hug.

To nuzzle.

Only the injured egg heart can heal.

"Tell a story?" Jiang Si sat on the sofa, crossed her legs, put on her skirt, and took Jiang Dandan from his hand: "What story are you telling, zombies vs. the zombie king?"

Jiang Dandan: “!!!”

This is good, this is good.

Zombies vs zombie king.

I was very excited when I heard it.

The faint fragrance of grass and trees penetrated the tip of his nose, and Agares clicked on the optical brain board in his hand to project it: "This is the story I told it. It has reached the last two chapters. You continue to tell it, and I will go and wash it.

Come when the coolness comes."

Jiang Si squinted her eyes to look at the projection and responded perfunctorily: "I know, I know, go quickly."

Agares's eyes darkened, he turned to one side to cover her sight, and he opened his mouth to remind in a hoarse voice: "Jiang Jiang, don't fall asleep, wait for me!"

Jiang Si was eager to see the story written on the projection, so she turned her head away from Agares and continued to mumble, "I understand, I understand. Go quickly, go quickly!"

Agares narrowed his eyes, stretched out his hand to clasp her chin, and bit her red lips.

Jiang Si felt a little pain and whined, her voice waxy: "Husband~"

"I'll be out in 15 minutes, don't fall asleep!" Agares reminded again: "Wait until I come out before you fall asleep, okay?"

Jiang Si didn't know why he bit her suddenly. She blinked her big black and white eyes and hummed twice.

Agares looked at her deeply, then got up and went to the bathroom.

The bathroom door is closed.

Jiang Si licked her sore lips and shook her ginger balls: "Baby, you have offended your uncle. He seems unhappy!"

Jiang Dandan: “…”

Who offends him, who offends him, who offends him?

He was clearly threatening Dan.

He's such a big man and he's threatening an egg.

It won't be embarrassing to say it out loud.

"Hey, the story he told you is that if you have a stepmother, you will have a stepfather." Jiang Si saw the story and said to the point: "Bao, he is hinting to you that your stepfather will find a stepmother for you in the future.

I don’t want your dad anymore.”

Jiang Dandan: “…”

Don't want it's father anymore?

The dog’s father no longer wants his father?

Is there such a good thing?

Did he get out on his own?

Jiang Si glanced at the story and spread it on the sofa: "Bao, it turns out that your uncle asked you to prepare. In the future, your dog father and your father will separate. Who will you choose?"

"If you choose your father, you will be the heir to the empire, standing above tens of millions of people and owning planets in 10 major galaxies."

"If you choose your dog father, your dog father will find you a stepmother, and your stepmother will send you to the desert star, where you will be impoverished and fried into poached eggs!"

Jiang Dandan: “…”

Is this what happens behind the story?

Don't bully it for having no eyesight. Why tell it that it is completely different from its uncle?

Jiang Si sighed heavily as she spoke, patting the dark and hard eggshell with her hand: "Bao'er, you are an independent egg. If you really get to this point in the future, don't follow either of you.

Follow me, and I will take you to wander among the stars and the sea."

Jiang Dandan: “…”

This can be considered.

It seems pretty good.

"It's a happy decision." Jiang Si finished patting the balls, turned her hand, and placed the ginger balls on her belly: "Come on, come on, rub your belly for me, I'll tell you about zombies vs. zombies

The King’s Story.”

Jiang Dandan consciously rubbed Jiang Si’s belly.

Jiang Si's belly was warmed by the support, and she cleared her throat: "In other words, the chaos of heaven and earth first opened, Pangu created the world, the sky above his head stepped on the earth, and the breath he exhaled turned into the wind and clouds of the four seasons."

"The sound he made turned into rumbling thunder, his eyes turned into the sun and the moon, his limbs turned into the east, west, south, and north poles of the earth, his skin turned into the vast earth, and his blood,

It turned into an endless river, and his sweat turned into rain and dew that nourishes all things..."

After 15 minutes.

Agares came out of the bathroom wearing a bathrobe and heard his young wife talking energetically: "In mythology, there are four originators of zombies, namely: "Ying Gou" and "Houqing"

"General" "Hanban"!"

"These four originators of zombies all have great backgrounds. For example, "Hanba". According to the "Book of Mountains and Seas", Hanba has a human head and a snake body. She is the daughter of the emperor. Her real name is Nvba. Because where she passes, the rivers must dry up.

, there was a severe drought for three years, so once the drought demon passed by, the red land was said to be thousands of miles away, so it was called the god of drought by later generations, and the female demon became the drought demon..."
To be continued...