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Chapter 971

Round dung beetle?

What is the shape of a round dung beetle?

Jiang Si followed the screaming sound and saw a huge, round, dark-brown dung beetle in the direction of the Zerg where the foreign guests were seated. It flapped its huge wings, and the smell of rot and dung spread.

.

Jiang Si was far away from them, but even so, she could still smell the rotten smell and the smell of shit.

In other words, the Zerg, this giant, round dung beetle, had just finished rolling a dung ball before participating in the Trojan Empire's top ten military academies mecha competition.

Maya.

This is the beginning of a flavorful mecha competition.

That's not right.

Jiang Si didn't want to look at it at first, but suddenly she thought... Could the round-shaped dung beetle be cinnabar?

If it were him.

He is so good-looking and he is a female, so he must be too disillusioned.

"A little accident happened. The performance of everyone present is a bit disappointing." Agares's deep voice echoed throughout the venue, causing the noisy venue to become silent for an instant. The cadets from the top ten military academies fell into silence and were ashamed.

blush.

Agares held a small cyan fruit in his hand and looked around: "The 280th Trojan Empire's top ten military academies mecha competition has invited students from the Orcs, Zerg, Federation, and Fourth Civilization military academies to participate in the competition and compete.

."

"Different races and different cultural differences. The Zerg are originally anthropomorphic, and bugs are their original form. They transform and show themselves in the freest posture. Everyone is panicked. It's really a fuss."

Cheap Husband is right.

So true.

A big scene with hundreds of thousands of people.

A bug has just returned to its original form.

It's a big deal.

Here are the strongest guards and the most capable robots.

The most important thing is that her husband is also here. These military cadets are chattering and cowardly as eggs. They are so uneven and disappointing.

With this kind of virtue, when you go to the battlefield and face bugs, you don’t pee your pants in fear and just call your mother for help.

Everyone was scolded and lowered their heads in shame.

Agares tightened the cyan fruit in his hand and looked through the crowd in the direction of the Zerg with his sharp gaze: "Marshal Cinnabar, do you need help?"

Cinnabar crawled out from under the huge round dung beetle's belly, stepped on the dung beetle's paws with her feet in military shoes, showed a dry smile, and said back to Agares: "No need to help, it's just that we Zerg think the atmosphere of the opening ceremony is too stiff.

, I added a little extra entertainment without permission, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I made everyone laugh!”

With Chensha's explanation, the cadets from the top ten military academies became even more shameless.

A Zerg turned into its original form and frightened them into screaming. It was too unbecoming of a great nation and contrary to the on-the-spot reaction of a military cadet.

Agares was calm and unhurried, his momentum was like a rainbow, his aura was strong, and there was no fluctuation in his voice: "Don't laugh, the show is very interesting. Marshal Cinnabar has his feet firmly planted, otherwise that big round dung beetle will fly away."

Jiang Si: "..."

Her husband is worthy of being the Prince Marshal of the Trojan Empire.

He is simply awesome and handsome.

If it weren't for the wrong occasion, I would definitely run over to him, kiss him hard twice, and reward him for being so handsome.

The camera turned to Chen Sha, and his entire face appeared on the big screen, and it was broadcast live to the entire galaxy.

In order not to lose face to the Zerg tribe.

The dry smile on Chensha's face became more natural, and she stepped on the dung beetle's paws harder: "Thank you Marshal Agares for your concern. How about this, I will ask our military cadet, Mr. Shi Keqiu, to

Do you perform a large insect flight?"

Agares raised his eyebrows slightly: "That's very good. In order for Mr. Shi Keqiu's performance to end smoothly, please let our military cadets help. Can you?"

cinnabar:"……"

Can he say no?

He originally wanted to throw this shit beetle onto the stage to stink Agares.

It stinks now.

"Forget it, no need." Cinsha stepped on the dung beetle's paw, kicked it upwards, and hit the dung beetle. Then she jumped up, jumped on the dung beetle's back, pulled his wings and said to Agares: "

Since this is a performance dedicated to the opening ceremony by our Zerg race, it would be better for us, the Zerg race, to perform it ourselves, so I won’t bother you."

After he finished speaking, he pulled the dung beetle's wings hard.

The huge, round, dark-brown dung beetle raised its head in pain and screamed like an insect.

There was a click.

The ferocious and violent cinnabar tore off the wings of the dung beetle.

At the moment it was torn off, the huge, round dung beetle returned to its anthropomorphic state, lying on the ground with its hands covering its back.

Chensha kicked him, knocked him down, and said to the entourage: "Tug this embarrassing thing away."

"Marshal." Shi Keqiu, who had returned to his anthropomorphic state, turned his red eyes into insect-like compound eyes, shouted cinnabar, and breathed heavily: "Marshal, can't you smell it? It smells so fragrant, so sweet, the smell of food.

"

Chen Sha frowned, raised her foot again, kicked Shi Keqiu in the mouth, grinding her teeth: "It smells so sweet and it's not your turn. Who are you? Take this embarrassing thing away quickly."

."

"Yes." One of Chensha's followers grabbed one of Shi Keqiu's arms and dragged him out. In fact, they also smelled it and smelled what Shi Keqiu said.

Although the smell was a bit distant and light, it was so fragrant and sweet that it penetrated their noses one by one, making their blood boil and their whole bodies excited.

If they hadn't suppressed the boiling and excitement of their blood, they would have turned back into insect form like Scooter Ball, trying to find that fragrance and sweetness, trying to swallow it up, chewing it up and swallowing it.

Agares watched the dung beetle being taken away, expressionless, and spoke seriously: "The Zerg's performance was wonderful, and it added a lot of color to the opening ceremony of the 280th Joint Mecha Competition of the Ten Military Academies of the Trojan Empire.

Please give warm applause to the Zerg."

Jiang Si was the first to applaud.

The crackling applause seemed particularly loud in the silent venue.

As soon as she clapped, the top ten military cadets, who lowered their heads and blushed with shame, also clapped.

As soon as they clapped, Jiang Si stopped clapping and started whistling.

The loud whistle echoed throughout the venue, adding to the hustle and bustle of the venue.

Because the whistle was loud enough, the camera shifted and fell on her.

She appears on camera and on the big screen.

Jiang Si saw it, stood up again, and said in a clear and loud voice: "Your Highness Agares, the Zerg's performance is over. You haven't eaten the fruit I gave you just now. Time is running out. Why don't you try it now?"
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