Chapter 23 The Damn Snake
"Dachun, I didn't expect your massage to be really effective. I no longer feel any pain in my abdomen."
Half an hour later, Xia Xiaomo said with a happy smile.
Wang Dachun reluctantly took back his palm and said, "That's it for today's massage. We'll continue next time."
"Ah! Is there a next time?" Xia Xiaomo quickly pulled off her clothes and sat up, her face red and adorable.
Wang Dachun rolled his eyes, "Of course. Dysmenorrhea is a chronic disease. It can't be cured by just massaging it. I'm not a god."
Xia Xiaomo thought about it and nodded in agreement.
"Just wait, I'll get you some water and you wash your face." Xia Xiaomo said, covering her mouth and ran out.
Wang Dachun looked in the mirror and couldn't help but laugh out loud. His face was covered with blood and he turned into a cat with a painted face.
"Did this girl deliberately seduce herself and make herself look embarrassed?" Wang Dachun secretly gritted his teeth. If so, he must spank her butt until it is as red as a flower.
After washing her face, Xia Xiaomo asked: "Dachun, didn't you say you want moxibustion? How did you do this?"
"There are no medicinal materials now. I have to go to the mountains to collect some herbs."
"Then let me go with you. I can't bear to let you run around alone like this."
Wang Dachun treated the villagers mostly for free, and Xia Xiaomo also wanted to do her part.
Wang Dachun thought for a while and agreed, "That's okay."
The two found a bamboo basket and a shovel and headed into the mountain.
Wang Dachun possesses purple magic eyes and his eyesight is off the charts. In a short time, he dug up half a box of herbs.
"Dachun, you're good. I didn't expect to know so many herbs. What is this?" Xia Xiaomo picked up an herb with only three leaves and asked curiously.
"Silly, the one with three leaves is of course a clover." Wang Dachun joked with a smile.
"Tch, according to what you said, the one with four leaves is a four-leaf clover. I think you are stupid." Xia Xiaomo rolled her eyes beautifully to express her dissatisfaction.
The two of them talked and laughed all the way, as if they had returned to the happy days of childhood.
When passing a small ditch, Xia Xiaomo suddenly screamed, "Ouch, I was bitten by a snake!"
"What! Where is the snake?" Wang Dachun was surprised. There are many venomous snakes in this mountain. If you encounter a highly poisonous one, it is not impossible to die.
"Over there!" Xia Xiaomo's face turned pale and she stretched out her hand to point in the direction where the poisonous snake was escaping.
"Damn it, you tried to escape after biting someone!" Wang Dachun threw the shovel in his hand and chopped the snake into two pieces.
Wang Dachun took a closer look and his expression changed, "No! This is a five-step snake, which is very poisonous."
There is a folk legend about the so-called five-step snake. It is said that if a person is bitten by this snake, he will die if he takes only five steps.
This is of course just an exaggeration, but it also indirectly proves its toxicity.
Xia Xiaomo's face changed drastically, "Then... what should I do? Will I die?"
"Let me see where the bite is?"
"I..." Xia Xiaomo hesitated with her face red.
"What time has it been? Hurry up, or it will be too late before the poison spreads." Wang Dachun shouted.
"On...the inner thigh."
Xia Xiaomo's voice was as low as a mosquito's fly, her face was red and she didn't dare to look at Wang Dachun. The five-step snake was hiding in the ditch just now. When Xia Xiaomo was crossing the ditch, the five-step snake suddenly attacked and bit him.
On the inner thigh.
"I'll go!" Wang Dachun was speechless. This snake was so wicked, and its bite was so wrong.
"Xiao Mo, sit down and spread your legs!" Wang Dachun ordered.
Xia Xiaomo's face immediately turned red to her ears, "Ah! Gangster, what do you want to do?"
"Hurry up! By the time the poison spreads, it will be too late. Now you have two options. One is I will give you drugs, the other is cut off your legs. You choose one!" Wang Dachun said with a serious expression.
"I choose to take drugs." Xia Xiaomo chose the former without saying anything. Only a fool would choose the second.
As a result, a very ambiguous scene emerged. Xia Xiaomo was sitting on the ground, and Wang Dachun was lying between her legs to help her take the drug "bahahahaha".
This posture was so ambiguous that the shy Xia Xiaomo wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it, never to come out.
"Okay." I don't know how long it took, but Wang Dachun got up from the ground, his face a little pale and his lips a little blue.
He found detoxifying herbs from the basket, crushed them and applied them to Xia Xiaomo's wounds.
After doing this, he quickly sat cross-legged on the ground and began to remove the toxins from his body. The poison of the five-step snake was so strong that he felt that his mouth and tongue were numb.
Obviously, taking drugs for other people is also very dangerous.
I don't know how long it took, but Wang Dachun opened his eyes and saw Xia Xiaomo staring at him with a complicated expression. Seeing Wang Dachun wake up, she blushed and quickly turned her face away.
"Dachun, are you okay?"
Wang Dachun stood up and said, "I'm fine. Do you want me to see your wound?"
Xia Xiaomo's face looked like a red apple. She waved her hands quickly, "No, I'm completely healed."
"Oh, that's good." Wang Dachun looked at Xia Xiaomo carefully and found that her face was rosy and there was indeed no sign of poisoning, so he felt relieved.
"Dachun, just... thank you!" Xia Xiaomo mumbled for a long time before saying this.
"Hey, don't blame me for taking advantage of you." Wang Dachun licked his lips and gave a bad smile.
"You still say that!" Xia Xiaomo stared at Wang Dachun with her beautiful eyes and threatened: "You know this matter and I know it, and you are not allowed to tell anyone. Do you hear me?"
Wang Dachun raised his hands and surrendered, "For the sake of our friendship, I promise not to tell anyone."
"Humph, that's pretty much it! I'm tired and want to go back."
"I'm not talking about you. If you hadn't been wearing a skirt, maybe the snake wouldn't have bitten you. It's all the fault of beauty."
"You also said, let's see if I don't beat you to death."
The two of them fought and fussed all the way back to the village.
Wang Dachun returned home and made several wooden boxes with wooden blocks, then rolled the prepared moxibustion into rolls and stuffed them into the wooden boxes.
He came to Xia Xiaomo's house with the wooden box, handed it to her and said: "Light the herbs in the wooden box every day, put it on your belly button and smoke it until the smoke is completely extinguished. By the way, do you want my help?
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"Get lost!" Xia Xiaomo blushed and quickly closed the door.
"Hey, I haven't finished speaking yet. Eat less raw, cold and spicy food from now on. This is a major cause of your dysmenorrhea."
"I know, you can go back!" Xia Xiaomo leaned against the door, feeling mixed emotions in her heart.
"Hey, why don't you invite me in for a seat? You are just crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, unloading the mill and killing the donkey!"
Chapter completed!