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Chapter 327 I'm Playing Monkey

"Big...Big...Brother, I...I don't have money!"

Wang Dachun learned from the bald man's tone and said, "Who still has cash now? It's the era of cashlessness. Are you stupid?"

The yellow-haired face changed, "Brother, he is calling you stupid!"

The bald man touched the bald head, "Grass! I... I'm not stupid."

As he said that, he waved his hand to Huangmao. Huangmao took out two QR codes that had been written long ago and said, "Everyone has cash and take out the cash. Alipay and WeChat can pay for it without cash."

Wang Dachun staggered and almost fell down. I'll just rob him! Now all the robbers have learned to pay with their mobile phones?

The bald man tightened the dagger around Wang Dachun's neck, "Hurry up, scan...scan the code to pay."

Wang Dachun nodded and took out his cell phone, "Okay, I'll give you some face. It's not easy for you to see, so I'll donate some to you?"

"But can you take the dagger away? You must have an innovative spirit in the new era, and you must also pay attention to methods and keep pace with the times."

The bald man took the dagger away, wondering, "What... what to say?"

Wang Dachun grinned, "For example, you can take a broken bowl and say to everyone: OK, the old man hasn't eaten the rice grains for several days. Can you give me some food..."

The bald man touched his head, "Huh? This method looks like it's feasible."

Huang Mao grinned, "Brother, what's the point! He is fooling us to go begging for food!"

The bald man reacted and glared at Wang Dachun angrily, "Cao! You... dare you... fool me?"

Wang Dachun laughed, "I just realized that I was fooling you now? This IQ is really urgent!"

"Puff!"

Meiji covered her mouth and laughed, and glared at Wang Dachun with some anger. This guy was too fooling, and almost fooled the gang!

"Brother, beautiful...beautiful girl!" Huangmao was about to get angry when she suddenly saw the beautiful beautiful girl who was beautiful, and her eyes suddenly became straight.

"Grass! The beauty is so beautiful. Let's go with my brother and I will ensure that you can eat delicious food and drink spicy food every day in the future!"

The bald man stared at Meiji with his eyes tightly, and he was drooling and he didn't stutter anymore.

Huangmao laughed, "Brother, others stutter when they see beautiful women. Every time you see beautiful women, you stutter."

Wang Dachun was stunned. He actually had such a sexy operation?

The bald man looked at Meiji and laughed, "My husband, I have seen countless girls in my life, but I have never tasted anything like water spirit girls like you!"

Wang Dachun almost vomited out the overnight dinner, "You are still seeing countless girls like you? I'm afraid you will never have the blessing to enjoy it in your life!"

At the same time, he was a little unbelievable. This guy really didn't stutter anymore. It was so big that the world was full of wonders!

"Cao Nima! I beat this kid hard and my legs were discounted!"

Suddenly, several people rushed towards Wang Dachun with a look of bad intentions.

Wang Dachun waved his hand, "Can you lose money and eliminate disasters later?"

"How to destroy money and eliminate disasters?" Huangmao smiled grimly.

Wang Dachun shook his cell phone, "I think it's not easy for everyone to rob, so donate some money to you!"

The bald man's eyes lit up, "Yes, pay first."

Wang Dachun scanned the QR code and fiddled on his phone a few times. The bald man immediately took out his phone.

"Your Alipay is 0.01 yuan."

The bald man's face changed, "Grass! You dare to play tricks on me!"

Wang Dachun smiled, "Are you a monkey?"

The bald man was surprised, "How did you know?"

Wang Dachun nodded, "That's right, I'm playing with a monkey!"

puff!

Everyone on the minibus laughed and admired Wang Dachun one by one, and was able to make a group of robberies and play around. Who is this person?

The bald man's face suddenly turned into a pig's liver color, "Grass! Beat me! Beat hard!"

I have been robbing for twenty years, and I have never seen such a arrogant and domineering person being robbed!

Wang Dachun stood up and began to make a call: "Comrades, since ancient times, evil has not overcome justice. Let's catch these criminals and send them to the bureau, and give them a bright world in society, okay?"

Everyone, look at me, and I look at you, but none of them acted. Just kidding, these people have bright knives in their hands, who dares to come up?

The bald man smiled proudly, "I see who dares to move! Beat this kid's bastard for me!"

As soon as the bald man finished speaking, he let out a shrill scream because Wang Dachun stepped on his instep and shattered his bones.

"Boss!"

The yellow-haired people changed their expressions and rushed towards Wang Dachun in one after another, stabbing the dagger in his hand at Wang Dachun.

Wang Dachun touched his hand and grabbed the yellow-haired hand and pinched it. The sound of his bone breaking sounded. This sound was like the sound of eating popcorn, which sounded creepy.

"ah!"

The yellow-haired screams were even more miserable than the bald man, and his whole face was completely distorted.

In just a few seconds, all of them were crippled by Wang Dachun.

Wang Dachun walked towards the last robber. The last robber stood by the window and looked at Wang Dachun with fear, "Don't come over! If you come over again, I will jump!"

Wang Dachun looked at him with his hands crossed his chest and smiled, "You jump, don't worry, I'll wait for you, I guarantee no one will snatch you!"

Now the car speed is 100, so he doesn't dare to jump if he has the courage to do so.

"You...I'm really going to jump!" The robber saw that his companion had either broken his arms or his legs for a short time, so he was so scared that his calves were trembling.

Wang Dachun simply sat down beside him and joked: "If you don't jump, you will be your grandson. If you die, you will be a scumbag like you will be a contribution to our socialist cause. Everyone applauded and added some courage to him jump out of the window."

He clapped first as he said that.

"good!"

The passengers all felt very pleased and started to applaud. This scene was so satisfying!

Plop!

The robber knelt in front of Wang Dachun and kept kowtowing, "Brother, please spare my life. The villain has an 80-year-old mother and a hungry baby underneath. I have no choice but to do this job!"

"roll!"

Wang Dachun kicked him over and said, "Whoever is the one in this car is either an old man or a young man. If you are blocking the road and robbing like you!"

Wang Dachun kicked him again, "You are still eighty-year-old mother? Your mother is at most in her fifties. She is not afraid of your mother hitting you when she lies!"

"Hahahaha..." Everyone burst into laughter.
Chapter completed!
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