Chapter 146 Let Madam Kneel the Durian
In the blink of an eye, two days passed.
Jiang Si woke up with a yawn, rubbed her eyes, climbed out of the sleeping bag, and stretched: "Xiao Wei Chi, what time is it?"
Wei Chi came over suddenly: "What time is it? It's 3 pm now, you've been sleeping for two days."
Jiang Si stretched and woke up completely, pointing to herself: "Have I been sleeping for two days?"
Wei Chi nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes, you've been sleeping for two days. If you weren't still breathing, I would have thought you were dead."
She had not woken up since she fell asleep two days ago, and then she was wrapped in green willow smoke. Anyone who came into the tent and touched her would be smoked by the willow smoke.
The idol was also slapped twice, and the back of his hand was torn.
"You're just dead." Jiang Si took out the toiletries from the space button in an instant and brushed her teeth as quickly as possible. She didn't wash her face. She looked around and didn't see her cheap husband, so she asked: "Your Highness
Where are they?"
Wei Chi said angrily: "You have the nerve to ask my idol. In order to give you a comfortable environment to sleep without being disturbed by others, the idol led his people to clean up the military trainees and alien beasts within a 10-kilometer radius here.
Already."
My cheap husband is quite loyal.
Jiang Si groaned, and just as she packed up the tent on the ground and stuffed it into the space button, she heard He Yan calling her aggrievedly: "Little cutie, you woke up, I thought you were dead, I was so worried about you.
"
This is a very strange thing to hear.
Jiang Si followed the sound and saw He Yan with a black chain around his neck, barefoot and wearing baggy trousers, sitting under a tree, with cracked lips and peeling skin on his face.
What a delicate and beautiful young man, in just two days, like a ravaged and rotted flower, it blossomed into its last bloom.
"What's wrong with you?" Jiang Si walked over, squatted in front of He Yan, held his chin, and looked at his face from side to side, "Agares, I shouldn't torture you in private."
Her chin was pinched in Jiang Si's hand.
He Yan narrowed his eyes and sighed: "I'm fine, just touch me and give me a hug."
Jiang Si looked at his lustful look, wrapped her fingers around a bit of mental energy, and caressed his face. Suddenly He Yan's skinny face was mostly healed.
Seeing this, Jiang Si relaxed her hands.
He Yan's narrowed eyes suddenly opened, his body leaned forward, and he stretched out his arms to hug Jiang Si.
Jiang Si moved like lightning, grabbing the chain around his neck and tightening it, stopping He Yan from hugging her: "Baby, you are too enthusiastic and I don't like it. If you hadn't been of great use,
You must be a corpse."
He Yan's cracked mouth made a drinking sound, and his golden pupils stood up again, sinister and crazy: "You touch me again, touch me again."
Jiang Si stood up and clapped her hands, ignoring him. Wei Chi called her over and said, "A Jiang, come here quickly and see what this is. Why does it stink like shit?"
Jiang Si turned around and saw Wei Chi poking a bright yellow thing with a branch.
Jiang Si walked over quickly, and the familiar smell made her take a closer look: "Durian?"
Wei Chi raised the sticky durian to Jiang Si: "Do you know this stuff that smells like shit?"
Why does durian smell like shit?
It’s not grilled durian.
Besides, this durian is not on the same level as his shit-flavored candies, okay?
Jiang Si asked excitedly, "Where did you find it?"
Wei Chi pointed at the branch with the sticky durian in his hand: "There is a big tree over there, and a lot has fallen under the tree."
Jiang Si looked along the branches in his hands and saw that the huge durian tree was covered with durians, and many of them had fallen ripe and cracked on the ground.
"Wow." Jiang Si walked over there and muttered: "Durian cake, durian mille-feuille, durian cake, durian egg pudding, durian toast roll, durian feast, my durian feast."
Wei Chi listened and sipped his saliva behind her, then hurriedly followed up: "This thing is really edible. Is it edible if it smells like shit?"
"I won't let you eat it anyway." Jiangsi walked under the tree and saw that the ripe and cracked durians were not broken, so she picked them up from the space buttons.
After picking up the durians under the tree, she used smoke willows to pick all the durians on a tree, leaving the largest and yellowest durian outside.
She greeted Wei Chi: "Kneel on it and try it."
When Wei Chi thought of the foods that he had never heard of that the little waste had mentioned before, he knelt down without even thinking about the durian being asked by the little waste.
As soon as he knelt down, he jumped up instantly: "What the hell, it stabbed me to death."
"It's rare to see many strange things. It's up to me." Jiang Si picked up her combat uniform and slowly knelt on it. The thorns on the durian instantly pierced her knees. The sour taste made her chuckle: "This is the biggest one.
I decided to keep it, I wanted to keep it the way it is and not eat it."
"Don't eat it? What is its function?" Agares' no longer hoarse voice came from behind Jiang Si.
Jiang Sizheng was addicted to the fantasy of having her cheap husband kneel on the durian. She never thought that her cheap husband was standing behind her. She chuckled and said casually: "Let my husband kneel down. Let him think about divorcing me every day. I
Let him kneel on the durian and see if he still dares."
Agares turned around from behind Jiang Si, squatted in front of her, and looked at her with his dark eyes: "This is a good idea. If you still have one, get one for me."
Jiang Si was startled. Before she could think about when her husband would come, she blurted out, "Why do you want it?"
Chapter completed!