Chapter 526 Madam, save the children
Bo Jichen was stunned by the blow. The conditioned reflex caught the box that his own kissed and smashed. His Majesty the Emperor of the Empire, who turned around and left in a daze, said: "Dear, don't leave, what is this?"
His Majesty the Emperor left frankly without looking back.
Bo Jichen looked at his kissing back and hugged the box, muttering to himself: "I fought yesterday and didn't buy anything without getting any of my feet. Where did I get the things?"
"Wow!" Jiang Si laughed mercilessly: "What a big pot of dog food, I almost ran out to death, hahaha."
Bo Jichen withdrew his gaze, glanced at the slightest brain, and the dead duck said stubbornly: "Xiaoxiao, you, who don't even know what meat tastes, what qualifications do you have to laugh?"
"Just be jealous, jealousy is giving me something. You are wearing sexy clothes, but your husband wants to be your father!"
Jiang Si was neither angry nor annoyed, and she laughed at her. She suddenly realized: "It turned out that it was the thing that Your Majesty brother gave you. Open it and let me see it, so I'm so jealous!"
"Then you just wait and see!" Bo Jichen's box was gently placed on the ground, rolled up his sleeves, and while opening the box, he also boasted that he had to show his love and forcefully stuffed dog food for Jiang Si: "A box of things is so big, I am definitely sorry for me to pick 200,000 yuan for me to choose carefully, and I bought it with the newly bought one. Look at this one..."
Bo Jichen took out a shackle, and there was a small bell on the black shackle. In one fell swoop, the small bell made a pleasant sound, which made his voice come to an abrupt end.
Jiang Si sighed and asked innocently: "Your Majesty Brother has sent you what kind of god condolences this? Why can't I understand?"
Bo Jichen shook his shackles and took out a small whip, dog headband, dog chain, and open-crotch transparent jumpsuit...
Seeing this, Bo Jichen finally knew why Kiss was angry. He grinded his teeth and his purple eyes were filled with beautiful anger: "Little Jiangjiang, it was you who did it!"
Jiang Si looked straight into his eyes, grinned, and opened her eyes and said lies: "Sorry, Baba, the signal is bad, I can't hear what you said!"
"Little Jiangjiang..."
"Ah, you are going to try that box of things. Oh oh, don't forget to write your experience to your Majesty brother after you try it. I won't tell you anymore. There's really no signal. Goodbye!"
Ginger cut off the light brain and fell on the sofa. Thinking of the colorful face of the thin dog thief, she beat the sofa and laughed loudly.
After laughing for a long time, she got up from the sofa and clicked to open her brain. As soon as she logged into StarNet, she saw the explosive point on StarNet: "What kind of bandit suppression heroes? Empire General Bo Jichen actually knelt on the washboard. What's the fuss?"
"What a great thing is this to be a great nightmare for a military academy student who was kneeling on the washboard and being conquered by someone singing on his head?"
"The big boss of the military headquarters, the nightmare of the military academy students, and the teacher of the Imperial Marshal kneeled on the washboard for two hours or two hours. Is this a decay of morality or a loss of human nature?"
The comments below these explosive points are even more varied. Some people say: "The cunning rabbit dies, the lackeys cook, and the thin old dog is useless and can only be sold on the washboard!"
"My idol, my general, turns out to be like a man's little brother, who can bend and stretch, big or small, attack or bear, and admire!"
"Don't miss it when you pass by. The Empire General and the Uncle, kneel down to promote the artifact washing board. Don't 1998, don't 998, just 560 two, it's a must-have tool at home. You can make your husband kneel on it and wash clothes, oh too!"
Jiang Si smiled at the comments with her 7th-level plant therapist account, @Bo Jichen, forwarded the screenshot of his humiliating live streaming and posted a nine-grid picture of the washboard: "Follow the general, the uncle is so close, start with the same style as him, you deserve it!"
The internet is already lively.
As soon as Jiang Si commented, it pushed the excitement to a climax. Her little fan and the little fan sister screamed: "If you place an order, you must place an order, place 10 orders!"
"The big guys say it's easy to use, it's definitely easy to use. I was still waiting and watching before, but now I have to buy it, buy it, buy it!"
"Big Boss, don't be unemployed. You are learning from your good friend next door, "Zombies are not corpses". The fruit she planted is about to go on the market, so let's do it together!"
"Big Boss, big Boss, the washboard is pretty fur. If you sell fruits, I will pack all round without breathing. Please give me this opportunity and let me pack a round?"
Want to wrap the circle!
Looking back, the rebirth star is planted on a large scale.
The empire has a population of 3 billion, and everyone can eat fresh fruits and vegetables.
No one can make up for it by then.
When Jiang Si was thinking about using the "zombies are not corpses" account to promote Bo Gou Thief, three thrilling knocks on the door.
She casually logged out, picked up the note she wrote to her cheap husband on the table, stuffed it into the box containing dried lemon slices, and when she came to the door, she opened the door, she saw several major generals of the hunting army standing at the door, grinning and exposing her big white teeth, saying hello to her: "Good morning, madam!"
Jiang Si walked out, took the door, and asked, "Hello, is there anything wrong with you?"
If you don’t know that the wife is a cruel little cute person on earth.
They will call their wife so young.
Look, the pink rabbit ear hoodie I wore yesterday.
Today I wore another gray dress with a rabbit tail.
The rabbit's tail is short and small and furry, just at the hem of the clothes.
The lady was wearing this dress, like a harmless white-tailed gray rabbit.
Si Zhang was pushed out, came to his wife, and said carefully: "Madam, this is the thing..."
"You'd better call me Ahjang!" Jiang Si interrupted him: "This is more friendly!"
Several people: "..."
The lady is too down-to-earth.
He could obviously conquer them with his fists, but he conquer them with his earthly aura!
Si Zhang quickly changed his words and did not dare to call her Ah Jiang, but called her Miss Ah Jiang and said very flatteringly: "Miss Ah Jiang, that's right. Our main battle camp has a game with the vanguard. We want to invite you to visit!"
Jiang Si narrowed her eyes slightly and looked at Si Zhang: "Your main battle camp has a game with the vanguard team. Isn't it appropriate for me to visit a relative to visit?"
Si Zhang blurted out: "It's suitable for you, it's perfect for you to visit, no one is more suitable than you!"
Rong Mengping joined the persuasion: "Yes, yes, you were the inspector some time ago. Before, you were the legendary cruelty of the human world in our hunting legion. Now you are our wife again! It is reasonable and no matter which one, you are suitable, very suitable!"
Lea also hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, madam, no one is more suitable than you. You see, because our blue-faced coach doesn't let us lie down in the treatment cabin, be our cheerleader and cheer us up, is it okay?"
One or two with their noses and bruises, and their husbands didn't let them lie in the treatment compartment for treatment.
Let them sway over the market with this bad face and invite her to cheer them up?
Jiang Si wrapped her hands around her chest, her eyes flashed over them, and her voice became cold: "Everyone, I'll give you a chance, tell the truth!"
The few people became cold all over and looked at each other.
Then several people squatted on the ground.
Jiang Si took a step back and looked at them with her eyes down: "Oh, are you guys playing a rogue or trying to get rid of the car? Are you resisting the beating?"
In the eyes of the other nine legions, the big men of the hunting legion squatted on the ground, holding their earlobes with their hands, holding their heads, and holding their bruised faces. They said pitifully: "Madam, the coach got up to train us at less than 5 o'clock in the morning! After training us, we temporarily added a person at the main battle camp and above to fight against the vanguard."
"The coach personally led the vanguard team to fight us. The person who lost will have to wash clothes for the other party's camp for three months. Madam, please pity the children, go and squeeze us!"
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