Chapter 66 Who farts?

Author: Jinshuhuahua

Chapter 66 Who farts?

What to do, what to do!

Mr. Hua squatted on the ground, hugging his head and crying.

He has played hundreds of games and won the MVP award in every game. Unexpectedly, he lost to a mouse today!

Bixian bent his head 90 degrees, his smile widening. His blue-gray ghost hand left his arm and headed directly towards Wen Ning's position.

Isn't it?

Wen Ning's weak expression collapsed.

The audience was in an uproar:

"Beauty's luck is not very good"

"The one upstairs is too euphemistic"

"There is a 1/2 chance of beating her."

"This is love~~~ah!"

Wen Ning reacted quickly and dodged the attack. When she saw the last barrage, a melody suddenly filled her head.

Why does this barrage have voice?

While lost in thought, Wen Ning's right foot was tripped by the hemp rope used as a barrier.

She fell to the ground, with a sense of beauty missing from her brainstem.

But in Bixian's eyes, her right leg was missing.

"..."

After a moment of silence, Wen Ning tilted her head, tears falling from her fall hanging in the corners of her eyes, and said delicately: "Hi~"

Xiaowei, who had been offline for a long time, popped up again.

[Because your persona in the dungeon is set as a weak little white flower, which is inconsistent with the actual test, but the subsequent barrage audience recognized your "weak" and "little white flower" behavior, and God has tentatively determined that your current behavior is in line with the persona.

God’s comment: The audience for this copy is normal!

The gods roll their eyes at you and throw you a lottery ticket.

Please choose: 1, draw the card immediately 2, keep the card draw (3/10)]

【smoke!!!】

Time is paused and cards are drawn!

Golden camellias bloomed, and glowing cards floated directly above and rotated rapidly.

Finally fell into the hands of Wen Ning.

[Skill Card: Keyboard Man

Conditions of use: In ancient times, there were Peter Pan, Spider-Man, Pigman, and the Bathroom Breaker. Now there is Keyboard Man. As long as the card holder has a keyboard, he can fight against the sky and the earth on the Internet.

Number of uses: 1/1]

[Wow Kaka~ Congratulations to player Wen Ning for getting: Ah~ Golden Legend Card, 1, use immediately 2, keep the card pack]

Wen Ning:(=ェ=)

Time flowed again, and Wen Ning almost crawled to the railing.

If the new card is unreliable, then you have to rely on the old card.

Anyway, her card is not serious, so there is no need to throw the card to trigger it.

Bixian slowly floated next to Wen Ning, enjoying the other person's scared look.

Wen Ning wiped away her tears, put one foot on the railing, pointed at Bixian with the other and said, "Don't come over here!"

oh!

No, Bi Xian, a qualified villain will never go offline again at a critical moment!

Wen Ning's eyes were red, with tears welling up in his eyes, and he looked like he would rather die than surrender.

"Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty!"

Her body fell backwards.

Bixian braked suddenly and tried to reach out to pull Wen Ning up.

It penetrated Wen Ning's left hand with a wave of its hand, oh!

Wen Ning fell downwards, and the particles formed a leaf between Wen Ning's index and middle fingers.

[Skill card: Three things, don’t bully the poor, number of uses: 3/5]

[The random object of the skill card, an ordinary green leaf, symbolizes the vigorous life of spring. 】

Wen Ning rolled around on the ground relying on the buffer.

"Perfect"

"10 points"

"She is so weak, I love her so much, dog head.jpg"

Wen Ning didn't have any thoughts when the barrage was played with jokes until it flew up. She threw herself on the ground and cried loudly!

It was a fake cry before, but now it's a cry from the bottom of my heart.

Bixian floated directly above Wen Ning, showing a villain smile.

As it bent down, Bixian's head split open to the left and right and turned into mouthparts, with sharp teeth stained with unknown mucus.

A drop fell on the floor, and black smoke billowed out from the floor.

"Wen Ning!"

[Skill Card: Instrument Mastery, Number of Uses: 1/5]

"puff-"

Three voices appeared at the same time.

This was followed by several more "Puff——Puff——Puff——"

Intermittent, like farting.

But if you listen carefully, you can find that this melody is very familiar.

There were a few more pops.

Bixian's transparent body began to squirm in response to these sounds, and the left and right halves of its blue-gray face appeared strangely tipsy.

The mouthparts are open and closed, and I don't know what I'm doing.

After a few more pops, the barrage finally came to its senses.

"It's the emo song of the year!"

"No, who is farting so rhythmically?"

"What happened to this fairy? Is it smoked on your head?"

"Is there a possibility that our weaker little white flower took action?"

『?』

Not to mention the audience’s questions, the players in the dungeon are also full of questions.

Especially Zhang San and Manshu, who were woken up by this sound.

From the two of them’s angles, you can definitely see Wen Ning immersed in grabbing the leaves and blowing them!

Wen Ning didn't dare to stop. She could only change her posture and roll her body away from Bixian who was in chaos.

Suddenly, her back bumped into someone.

Wen Ning blew the leaves and looked up, and saw Liushen smiling and taking out a piece of yellow talisman paper.

Under the hype of the Six Gods, the talisman paper accurately landed under Bixian. The talisman paper was divided into three parts and turned into a simple formation to imprison Bixian.

Immediately afterwards, another yellow talisman flew away, stood directly in front of Bixian, and then spontaneously ignited.

When the talisman burned, Bixian also burned. Bixian was in a state of chaos and had no idea how he died.

"Cuckoo!"

A cuckoo pops out of the wall clock.

"It's one o'clock, the challenge is over."

Gentleman Liushen helped Wen Ning up from the ground, "Thank you for your help, your props are very powerful."
To be continued...