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Chapter 2 Bianjing has an old and perverted personality, and meets inexplicably and suddenly goes crazy

While a few people were strolling around, Ruan Xiaoer suddenly said: "Brother, do you like roast lamb? Let's find a Shanchang roast lamb restaurant?" Song Jiang felt very hungry at that time, and asked unconsciously: "Is it far? I can I'm so hungry." Ruan Xiaoer said: "Shantou Barbecue Restaurant is the same. Each restaurant has the same taste and the same price. Even the furnishings in the store are the same, but they are owned by the same owner. In Kaifeng alone, there are hundreds of restaurants. My business is really booming and my fortune is prosperous. The shopkeeper comes from the Xixia Kingdom, where the most sheep are eaten, the most comprehensive way to eat them, and the best way to eat them. It's not like we in Yuncheng boil a lot of salt water and make a lot of soups." Song Jiang said with a smile. : "I think you are the best at eating." It turns out that there were shops in Kaifeng at that time that opened semi-colons, and the business was booming. Sure enough, the Ruan brothers in Songjiang soon saw a Shanchang roast lamb restaurant near Bianzhou Bridge. The mutton fruit is authentic and authentic, fat but not greasy, and delicious. Because Song Jiang was here today, the waiter was very attentive to eating. He asked for some food from every restaurant he liked and tasted it to his heart's content. He ate it like this. Several families. After having had enough wine and food, the four of them were in good spirits and their interest in traveling was not diminished.

Song Jiang and the three Ruan brothers were walking on the street when they suddenly heard snoring behind them. They were very surprised. When they looked back, they saw a dark, fat old man sleeping soundly in a cold sedan, with his lips pouted and drooling. His beard was flowing all over, and the two people carrying the sedan did not pay much attention to it. They bumped the sedan forward and walked forward, seemingly not worried about waking him up. The old man was rocking along with the sedan, and his snoring was accompanied by the creaking of the sedan. It's funny.

Only a few people saw it interestingly, when suddenly there was the sound of a gong clearing the way, and someone shouted: "Pedestrians, please get out of the way, Mr. Cai is here!" The bearer of the fat black old man shouted in a low voice: "Master Ruan, you are here!" In front of you is Mr. Cai Biancai!" The old man also stopped snoring and secretly dropped a thousand catties. The two bearers suddenly felt that the sedan was very heavy and it was no longer easy to lift. They knew that the person sitting in the sedan was weird, so they had no choice but to After slowly placing the sedan chair on the ground, the old man slept more peacefully and snored louder.

The big sedan on the opposite side arrived in a blink of an eye. I saw the sedan stopped in the middle of the road. The people on the sedan were sleeping soundly. I felt secretly funny, but I had to stop the sedan. The attendants turned around and asked in a low voice. Someone in the sedan was shouting. Laughing and shouting: "Beat him", the entourage immediately stepped forward and yelled: "Who dares to stand in the way of Mr. Cai and risk his life?" As he spoke, he pushed the sedan. There was no push for a while, but he really wanted to beat someone. Several of the attendants But they all felt quite embarrassed. While they were hesitating, the man who came on the sedan had already stepped out of the sedan door. Under the light of two rows of lanterns on the street, Song Jiang saw that the man was in his fifties, with a white face and kind eyes. The thing he held in his hand was very strange. It seemed vaguely to be the wat board used by the imperial ministers. He walked slowly to the side of the cold sedan, and suddenly started beating the sleeping old man fiercely. The man flattened the wat board and spread it all over the floor? Going down, it was extremely loud under the night sky. Even so, the old man's snoring was still there. The man laughed "hehe" twice, put away the board, raised his hand, and called to the entourage, "Let's take a detour," so he turned back and found another way. Already.

Ruan Xiaoer always liked to watch the excitement, and he had already gotten close to him in the sedan chair, staring blankly at the sleeping old man. Song Jiang saw that it was getting late, so he asked the waiter to go. The waiter was fascinated by the look. , Song Jiang couldn't help but secretly laugh, and shouted: "Ruan Xiaoer!"

The old man was sleeping soundly on the sedan chair. Suddenly he heard Song Jiang's cry. He suddenly leaned back and the sedan rolled over backwards. Then he raised his body again, stepped down with his feet naturally, and his buttocks

Squatting down, rubbing his hands, his body flew backwards like an arrow, and rushed to the side of Song Jiang. Unexpectedly, he turned around, and when he stood up, he was face to face with Song Jiang, nose to nose. Song Jiang was shocked for a moment.

I'm stunned! On weekdays, all the brothers practice martial arts diligently and compete with each other. Everyone thinks they are not weak. But today, they see this old man with such martial arts. He has been practicing martial arts all his life. How can he be as good as others? His heart is filled with envy and worry.

Frustrated, and surprised when the old man suddenly acted strangely.

The old man's face was tense, his eyes were wide open, he seemed angry but not angry, he seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and he shouted loudly: "Did you call me Ruan Xiaoer?" Song Jiang was stunned, and he thought to himself that this sentence was a perfect response, calling him "Ruan Xiaoer".

Ruan Xiaoer's voice was so as not to provoke others, so he responded generously: "I was the one who called you."

The old man suddenly stretched out his hand and hit Song Jiang in the face. Song Jiang saw that the palm was coming very fast, and he was quick to block it, but he didn't expect that the force of the palm was so strong and fierce that he could neither block nor dodge.

Whether it was light or not, he slapped loudly. The three Ruan brothers saw that something was wrong and gathered around them. The old man laughed and said, "You want a group fight? That's a bit fun!" The two round eyes looked around casually,

He stepped forward and jumped towards the person who was closest to him. He didn't care about how the other person attacked or parried. He just went straight ahead and dealt with any obstructions by using the corners of his sleeves or pressing them with his hands. In the blink of an eye, Song Jiang took care of them.

The brother received two more slaps in the face and was thrown three times. The old man laughed. Fortunately, the blow was very light, but he kept pestering him and didn't want to end it.

Song Jiang and the Ruan brothers considered themselves to be highly skilled in martial arts, and they were even more powerful in numbers in Yuncheng. Even if they did not use their power to bully others, it had never happened before that they suffered big losses for no reason. Today, even though they were in Kaifeng, Kyoto, it was difficult to give up.

Among the four, Song Jiang has the highest martial arts, and the second one is the most resourceful and thoughtful. The second one thought to himself: "Today, my brothers are not as good as others. It goes without saying that we were completely defeated. It would be a great blessing to be able to regain some face."

"It's gone." He slowly turned around, stood between the old man and the sedan, and started to attack the old man fiercely. The old man raised his foot slightly, and wanted to give the waiter a four-legged posture. Unexpectedly, the waiter took advantage of the situation and did a somersault.

When we got on the sedan chair, it sank suddenly. The old man shouted "No," and the waiter had already sat on the sedan chair and it was to pieces.

The old man shouted angrily, "You're such a bad boy." The waiter stood up straight, hit the snake on the stick, and hurriedly said, "I'll pay you for the sedan chair." The old man was easy to say, and asked, "You pay

How much is it?" The waiter really didn't know how much the sedan was worth, so he hesitated and said, "Is three taels of silver enough?" The old man shouted to the two bearers, "Is three taels of silver enough for our sedan?"

The bearer said: "Three taels of silver is almost enough." The old man breathed a sigh of relief and shouted to the waiter: "You pay them three taels of silver, and the broken sedan is yours." What he said was quite reasonable.

I smiled bitterly, and paid him a little money for breaking his sedan chair, and finally got some money back. In this embarrassing situation, with a little ladder, I was no more useless than chasing him to reason with him after being slapped a few times, so I casually took out three taels of silver and gave it to him.

The old man didn't care about the bearer and just left by himself.

Brother Song Jiang felt bored and was about to leave when he realized that there were many onlookers. Song Jiang was moved and asked the nearest person: "Who is this old man?" The onlookers laughed and talked, and explained the old man's origin clearly. Already.

That old man was Ruan Fei, the Chief of the Imperial Medical Bureau of the dynasty, and the assistant to Qian Yi, the current Imperial Medical Bureau Commander. He was of a very famous background. His grandfather, Ruan Yi, was a versatile man in both civil and military arts. Professor of martial arts; also proficient in music, he served as chief music director in Dasheng Mansion. He wrote "Music Theory", "Zhonglu Zhiyi", "Illustrated Records of Huangyou New Music", especially "Illustrated Records of Huangyou New Music". Importantly, contemporary music is known as "Ruan Yile", which has the hope of music as the Mount Tai and Beidou. His master, Wang Weiyi, is a pioneer in Chinese martial arts and medical skills. He is an unparalleled genius. He has gathered the great achievements of acupuncture and moxibustion before the Song Dynasty and cast the pulse. There are two bronze figures on the acupuncture points. They are the authors of the two books "The Bronze Figures of Acupuncture and Moxibustion at Acupoints" and "The Strength of Meridians", which reveal the secrets of the body and life, know the opportunities of life and death, and reach the pinnacle of martial arts. The family lineage has been passed down by two generations, Ruan Xing and Ruan Fei. His father was Ruan Xing, the former imperial physician. In addition to his family's martial arts background, he also studied under Wang Weiyi and acquired all the medical skills passed down by his master. He was highly skilled in martial arts. Ruan Fei himself learned from his father Ruan Xing. In the Song Dynasty, medical officers were classified as military attachés. Although they suppressed martial arts and respected literature, they regarded medicine as a subject of benevolent government. Because they advocated benevolent government, the Imperial Medical Bureau was highly regarded. The characters in it were It's like a hidden tiger and a crouching dragon.

The person in the sedan later was even more unexpected than Song Jiang and others expected. He was Cai Bian, the minister of the Privy Council at that time, the son-in-law of Wang Anshi, the younger brother of Cai Jing, and the registered disciple of Jin Tai, the great martial arts master. When Wang Anshi reformed, Jin Tai personally protected him and helped him greatly. He also accepted his son-in-law Cai Bian and Cai Bian's brother Cai Jing as his registered disciples and taught him some martial arts. When Zhou Tong, Jin Tai's favorite disciple, was in charge of martial arts, Ruan Fei was in the imperial medical bureau and had known each other since childhood. Zhou Tong's junior brothers Cai Jing, Cai Bian and Ruan Fei became acquainted with each other as a result of hanging around together. However, Ruan Fei and Zhou Tong had similar martial arts skills, had incompatible tempers and did not get along well with each other, and they did not like Cai Jing's cunning and cunning, so among the three of them, Ruan Fei , but he is the closest to Cai Bian. However, due to Ruan Fei's lazy character, every time he meets Cai Bian, like today, there is always a fight.

When Song Jiang and others learned about the old man's origins, they were surprised and admired. This man was famous and had superb martial arts. They didn't expect that his brothers would bump into him today and have an unprovoked fight. Song Jiang thought that he slapped him twice for no reason. It's obviously too much, but it can be seen that he is giving in everywhere, making people unpredictable. Just now I wished he would leave quickly, but now I think of his unpredictable skills and his lazy look that seems to be smiling but not smiling, and I really want to see him again. to him.

Unconsciously, it was already midnight, and there were fewer and fewer tourists. The brothers came to Beijing from Yuncheng early in the morning. The journey was long and the time was long. As soon as the excitement was gone, I immediately felt very tired and wanted to find a hotel to rest. But Jiajia Hotel was the place to stay. It was full of guests, so I searched several hotels in succession, and finally found the right one, so I quickly stayed and rested.

Early the next morning, after dinner, the brothers discussed going to visit Grandpa Qian Yi.

Qian Yi was a native of Yuncheng, and was ordered by the imperial medical bureau. He was the number one doctor in the world today, and he had the highest medical knowledge. He "treats children in a comprehensive way, both ancient and modern times, and is very proud of himself." There are eight volumes of "Qian's Prescriptions for Children" and three volumes of "Zhijue of Pediatric Medicine and Symptoms", which contain Liuwei Dihuang Pills, which have been famous for centuries, and six important prescriptions of great wisdom in the world. They have a milestone position in the history of traditional Chinese medicine. An amazing master. Qian Yi is a fellow villager of Ruan Xiaoer in Songjiang. In fact, he is also the distant aunt of the Ruan brothers. He never forgets to visit him every time he comes to Beijing. This time, he made arrangements before coming to Beijing.

Song Jiang asked: "Since we have to visit Mr. Qian, we should prepare some gifts." Ruan Xiaowu smiled and said: "As long as the second brother comes, we will have the best gift." Song Jiang asked curiously: "What gift?

The elder brother can't see anything. What's going on, I'd like to hear the details." Xiao Qi said: "The fifth brother said that the second brother's right leg has been paralyzed since he was a child, and it was all thanks to my aunt's diagnosis and treatment that he recovered.

Life, I don’t care about gifts. As long as the disease can be cured, the more strange the disease, the happier it is. Unfortunately, the second brother is already well." The waiter glared, and Xiao Qi stuck out his tongue. The waiter said: "Let's come over today.

If he is free from illness and disaster, he won’t bother his old man. My aunt always likes to eat fish, and there are many rivers in Kaifeng. No matter how many gifts you have here, the old Ruan brothers are ready. If your aunt doesn’t mind, you can help.

Eat it." Song Jiang touched his hands and laughed: "Wonderful!"

So a few people spent half an afternoon carefully preparing gifts to visit Qian Yi. The so-called gifts were all the old man's favorite things like fire heads, catfish, kudzu, eels, and river mussels. They also got a lot of money.

The Yi family lived not far from the Imperial Medical Office on Yujie. The door was not big and there was no one guarding the door, so a few people went straight into the courtyard. When Song Jiang entered, he saw that the courtyard was not small. The houses in the courtyard were crowded and several houses had their doors open.

Ruan Xiaoer stood in the courtyard and shouted, "Grandpa, grandpa...". After a while, a slender old man with white beard and hair walked out of an open door. The right side of his body was a little stiff.

His movements were slightly inconvenient, he was holding a handful of medicinal materials in his hand, and he seemed to be still busy. His clothes were simple, just like a doctor walking around the countryside. This old man was Qian Yi, the current imperial doctor. Qian Yi saw Ruan

Brother Xiaoer was particularly happy, "Ruan Xiaoer came so early today. Come into the house quickly. It's just that the room is full of medicinal materials and it's a bit too crowded!" Ruan Xiaoer hurriedly introduced Song Jiang to his great-uncle.

Several people walked to the door and saw that the room was full of medicinal materials. They quickly looked at the other open rooms and saw that they were all the same. Qian Yi asked the waiter to get stools and arrange for the brothers to sit on them.

"Ruan Xiaoer, hehe, Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaoer——, Ruan Xiaowu, Ruan Xiaoqi, Song Jiang!" Qian Yi looked at the people coming from his hometown who were very friendly and kept mumbling the names of several people.

Song Jiang's expression was slightly different when he heard Qian Yi reciting the name "Ruan Xiaoer". His heart moved and he couldn't help but ask Qian Yi: "Grandpa, is there something special about Ruan Xiaoer's name?"

Qian Yi smiled and said: "Ruan Xiaoer is nothing special. It's just that when I see him, he reminds me of an interesting friend of mine. It's funny. Their uncles and brothers are all called that in our family. Hey, aren't you called that too?

?”

Song Jiang said: "It's nothing special. Yesterday I called Ruan Xiaoer's name at Bianzhou Bridge, and an old man got anxious and had a fight with us."

Qian Yi was quite surprised and suddenly laughed and said: "Is there such a thing? Is he a dark, fat old man in his 60s or 70s? He is the little friend I mentioned. It will naturally be lively when you meet him. You guys follow

He got into a fight, can you beat him?"

Song Jiang smiled and said: "How can we beat him? Even four of us couldn't beat him. He slapped us a few times and knocked us down a few times. In the end, the waiter acted shamelessly and sat on his sedan chair to hide his shame. In short,

It’s very embarrassing. I heard that he also works in the Imperial Medical Bureau, so I guess my aunt is also familiar with him?”

Qian Yi laughed loudly, "Of course I'm familiar with him. Don't leave today. You have to make time to come over tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I still have something to do here." Song Jiang and others agreed in succession.

At this time, Qian Yi's disciple Yan Jizhong and others came from other houses to meet the guests. Seeing that the waiter and others had brought a lot of fish, Qian Yi also thought that his own chef's cooking of fish dishes was always not authentic enough, so he arranged for the waiter to go there without hesitation.

Cooking fish dishes.
Chapter completed!
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