"Haha, I'll just say that your dad doesn't have money to live underground. Can't he follow you all the time? You haven't given clothes to you, what are your dad wearing?"

My actions completely convinced him. I quickly asked me why I gave his father money but still had no money to live?

I told him: "Burning bubble paper is useless. In fact, only old yellow paper is useful. However, old yellow paper is not easy to burn, and bubble paper is easier to burn. Many people like to burn bubble paper in order to save trouble, but the thing will disappear once the fire breaks out. Moreover, there is no money printed, so it cannot reach the underworld and is not considered money at all."

He said with a bitter face: "What should we do? We don't understand these..."

I continued, "If you have to use soaked paper, buy the one with money printed on it, otherwise it will be a waste of burning. In addition, remember that the best way to get money from burning paper is gold ingots. Gold is hard currency in the three realms. It is more effective to burn a few bags of ingots than to burn a truck of paper. In the underworld, those papers can only be used as change."

He thought for a while and asked me: "Is that kind of underworld coins OK? It's just that kind of ocean money, tens of millions or hundreds of millions of dollars?"

I shook my head: "It's basically useless. That thing has too much inflation, and no one can recognize it!"

He heard me say this and asked in a daze: "Then...what should I burn? Is it just gold ingots?"

I said, "Just listen to me, burn gold ingots, gold bars are fine, hard currency will work at any time, and burn some old yellow paper as change."

He thought about it for a while and asked me again: "Then I gave him money. Can't he buy clothes from under him?"

I sighed and said, "As far as I know, you can buy food and drink below, but you can't buy clothes. As for whether this is the case, you can believe it or not, but the current fact is that your dad really has no clothes to wear."

He answered repeatedly and asked me again: "Then can my dad leave after he sent it? Will he still follow me?"

I said, "Your father can't leave after you give it away, because it was sent by him, and it has nothing to do with you. If you want your father to leave, you'd better go to Mudanjiang in person, kowtow to your father's grave, admit your mistakes, and burn more things."

"I...I'll try my best. That master, my dad won't harm me, right?"

He had changed his name unknowingly, and I smiled slightly: "Your dad won't hurt you, at most he just pinched you a few times in his dream."

He opened his eyes again...

"You are right. I have really dreamed of my dad these days. He glared at me and pinched me in his dream... You are so amazing. You know what kind of dream I have. You are a living god!"

"Haha, I can't call it a living god. I'm just a little bit of a job. You didn't have enough money to suppress the church just now. Otherwise, if I burn incense to the immortal family, I'll see more."

After hearing what I said, he was sensible. He quickly took out a hundred dollars from his pocket and put it on the table.

"Yes, yes, yes, you have to pay for the money to keep the church, don't think it's too little."

I looked at the one hundred dollars and said with a smile: "How can you be so generous? I only give your father one hundred dollars, and I will give me one hundred."

He didn't care about the teasing in my words, and said with a chuckle: "You are much awesome than my dad. I think you can cure him. Master, tell my dad that he should not come to me in the next few days. I will find time to go back to visit the grave next week!"

This kid was finally convinced by me, but at this moment, I suddenly felt aroused in my heart, looked at him again, and then said.

"Wait first, your dad seems to have something to say, it seems to be related to your mom..."

"It has something to do with my mom...what happened to my mom?"

He looked at me with a gaze, but I didn't say anything. I sensed silently for a while before saying to him: "Have your mother been looking for a partner all these years?"

His expression immediately became subtle, and he said with an awkward look: "You are right. My mother seems to be a slut. She has to change two partners a year. The longest one has only been two and a half years. Why is my dad unhappy?"

It was the first time I saw my mother, and I couldn't help but smile and nodded: "Yes, your father is not happy. Does your mother often have a headache, she is weak all over, and one leg is always sore, and she can't find anything wrong. By the way, her back hurts too." www.bǐqυgetν.℃ǒm

He slapped his face: "Oh my god, you're right. I'm worried about anyone who says you're not a living god. My mother has never had any healing time all year round. She either has back pain or head pain. She does have one leg pain, and she can't find out any problem. What's the reason?"

I said, "It's obvious that your father made a fuss. I won't say too much. Your mother is really a little..."

"It's so slutty?"

"This is what you said, I didn't say anything..."

"My mother is a bit too much. She is looking for a partner every day. No wonder my dad is not happy."

Seeing that he finally got enlightened, I said patiently: "That's definitely not happy. Your mother changes partners all day long, and your father has nothing underground. He has been beating a bachelor for these years. You can do this. Burning a girl on your father's grave can also be considered as giving him a wife, so that he won't be upset."

He was a little confused: "Burning a girl, are you talking about living and dead?"

"Paper! Still alive and dead, do you still want to kill someone?"

I glared at him, and he was a little embarrassed and asked me: "That's just burning a paper girl for him. This is easy to deal with. I'll go in a few days."

I told him: "You'd better tie someone who is more than one person tall and put on floral clothes to make your dad satisfied."

He also agreed and said that he would definitely make a good wife for the old man!

After this fortune-telling, even if it was completed, all three of them were very happy, especially when this kid left, he said something about the living gods, which made me embarrassed.

After this incident, I still remember it fresh and wondered in my heart whether that kid could burn a wife for his father?

To be honest, I'm quite curious.

But I didn't fool him at all. This is completely true. If you say that your husband or wife dies, then you will be furious and change two or three partners a year. Can they be happy?

Not to mention death, even if two people divorce, your ex-wife will take a man home, live in your house and sleep on your mattress, spend your money and even make you pay the electricity bill. Do you think you are angry?

However, that kid was careless and hadn't visited his father's grave for several years. This time he was very efficient.

It was about seven or eight days later. He came to me after just two days of the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and he also brought the two friends last time.
Chapter completed!