I said, Uncle Ma, this marriage contract has greatly reduced the divorce rate. If one of the two betrays the other, they will not be able to reincarnate. They will die and be expelled from the three realms. This is even more powerful than military marriage. I suggest it be promoted nationwide!

Uncle Ma laughed loudly and said that this was impossible. How many people in the world could do it? If you were to be removed from the Three Realms, there would probably be less than a third of the people in the world.

And this is not a problem about the divorce rate. Don't you think it's very romantic? If you love her, you can practice the three realms with her, become immortals and Taoists, and never betray. How desirable.

There was a hint of regret and longing in his tone. I tentatively asked him, is it really no longer possible with Taoist Master Zixu? Didn’t I just say that Taoism also emphasized the intercourse of yin and yang in the earliest days, so why can’t it be done here in Quanzhen?

Uncle Ma shook his head and said that this is the Quanzhen rule, because the Quanzhen sect focuses on the cultivation of alchemy, and people want to cultivate inner alchemy, so they cannot get married, otherwise it will have a great impact on the cultivation of alchemy, or even fail.

The Zhengyi sect is mainly about talismans, so naturally it doesn't have these particularities.

I also had a brain twitch for a moment, and I said, Uncle Ma, if this is the case, then if you really grow up with Zixu Dao, can you still go to a big health care in the future? Is this considered betrayal and cheating?

Uncle Ma slapped his thigh and said, "You reminded me. You will call Xiao Ma later and I will take you two to take a bath tonight!"

This was okay. I called Ma Yunfeng immediately. In the evening, I took Uncle Ma to eat first, and then we went to take a bath together.

But here’s the thing, I’ll testify for Uncle Ma that he really didn’t go to the second floor to take a shower this time.

After washing, he lay comfortably in the rest hall and said to us with emotion: "This man just wants to go up the mountain when he is missing something. He wants to take a bath after staying in the mountain for a long time."

No matter how difficult it is, it’s still so comfortable in this mortal world.”

I smiled and said, "That's right, they say the Great Hermit is hidden in the city. From now on, just stay at home and don't go up the mountain. I guess you won't be able to build anything..."

Uncle Ma glared: "Nonsense, nonsense, who says I can't cultivate anything? I have been on the mountain for more than a year, telling these stories about the human world to the people on the mountain, and everyone is so cute."

I said: "You can pull me down. I can't understand your thoughts. You just want to deceive everyone on the mountain into ordinary people, especially Taoist Master Zixu. If you don't succeed, you will return to secular life and come down the mountain to play house with you."

Yes, right?"

Uncle Ma actually didn't deny it. He sighed and said, "Well, the deception didn't work, but she asked Shixiu to recognize me as her godfather, which can be considered a consolation."

Ma Yunfeng listened for a long time and then interjected: "Then recognizing the father has nothing to do with her. She is not the mother either."

Uncle Ma turned around and cursed: "You know nothing. She was brought up by Zixu since she was a child. What's the difference between her and my mother?"

I smiled and said, "That's right. In this way, you can be regarded as having a status."

Uncle Ma didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He rarely scolded me. He just sighed, tightened his bathrobe, and got up to leave.

I grabbed him and said, "What are you doing? Are you going to the second floor to kill monsters again?"

Uncle Ma glared: "Shit, those vulgar monsters are no longer in my eyes. Clean them up and I will take you to KTV, one-stop!"

I thought to myself, my dear, Uncle Ma’s hobby has progressed step by step. It used to be a one-stop service for bathing and health care, but now it has been changed to a one-stop service for KTV boxes? It’s quite fancy...

Halfway through, Ma Yunfeng, who was full of longing, kept poking at me, saying, Brother Fan, I have never experienced this in my life, what kind of services are available in this ktv?

I told him that there are many services in the KTV. After you enter, a waiter will bring a row of women over to let you choose. They can order whichever one you like. They can help you order songs and accompany you to drink...

Ma Yunfeng looked excited and said, besides these, what else can he do?

I said, what else do you want to do? At most, just touch your little hands. If you want to do anything else, you will probably have to pay more.

Ma Yunfeng rubbed his hands and said to me: "I invited you to take a shower just now. This time you come to the ktv."

I gave him a look of disdain: "I can hire the KTV. If there is any touching of small hands, you pay for it at your own expense!"

Uncle Ma took us to a KTV on the other side of the road called You Huihong. It is said that this place is also an old store.

After entering, you can see people coming and going with long legs, small leather skirts, and some wearing very cool clothes, with their shoulders and heads exposed, and their hips twisted. As soon as Ma Yunfeng came in, his eyes were not enough, and he looked around.

of.

I gave him a big thumbs up and said you are a bit deep, so you came out with Uncle Ma after all, don’t embarrass him!

After entering the private room, we ordered a lot of delicious food. After some manipulation, Uncle Ma picked up the microphone and ordered "Borrow from Heaven for Five Hundred More Years" for himself, but before he could sing, the waiter

He came in, followed by a group of long legs.

Ma Yunfeng's eyes straightened instantly, but he never expected that Uncle Ma waved his hand and said to those people: "Today, Health Bureau, everyone, please go out!"

Facts have proved that I still thought too much, and Ma Yunfeng's dream was shattered. That night, the three of us sang songs at the KTV for half the night, drank a lot of wine, and our little hands didn't touch a single thing.

Ma Yunfeng shyly asked Uncle Ma where the dragon was. Uncle Ma said let's eat first, then take a shower, and then KTV. Isn't this just a dragon? And it's a serious dragon!

Ma Yunfeng looked confused, while I laughed...

It was around three o'clock in the morning, and we both had little fighting power. We were lying on the sofa and fell asleep. Uncle Ma sat paralyzed, drunkenly watching the beauties in swimsuits on the TV in the box, while talking to me.

"Fan, in fact, when I came back from my travels this time, the happiest thing was to see you grow up, to be able to stand on your own, and to become friends with that boy Ma Yunfeng. This is very rare, but I have to remind you that that boy is a playboy.

Too many, you are too honest, be careful not to let him fool you."

I was a little drunk too, and said in a state of laughter and tears: "Uncle Ma, don't worry. I think he is not a bad person, but he is very carefree, but he is fine with me. I will pay attention to it in the future, if he tries to play tricks on me."

, I will take care of him."

Uncle Ma nodded: "Hey, let's talk about teasing. Don't give up your identity to anyone. You must be careful. But I can't worry. Although you are a real and kind-hearted kid, you are not stupid.

If you know your limits, that kid can't fool you."

When we were saying this, Ma Yunfeng was lying next to him. After hearing this, he sat up unsteadily, looked at us and said, "Why am I listening in a daze, and you two are talking bad about me here?"

Uncle Ma and I said in unison: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, you must be dreaming!"

"Oh...Okay then, I'll continue to sleep."

Ma Yunfeng fell over and continued to sleep.

When I heard Uncle Ma's tone, I felt something was wrong, so I asked, "Uncle Ma, why do I always feel like you have something on your mind that you haven't said?"

Uncle Ma glanced at me sideways, sighed and said: "You know your dad, but actually I want to tell you that there is another reason why I came back this time. We are indeed going to be demolished. I came back to sign, I guess.

In a few months, our home will be razed to the ground, and I don’t know what will happen to it in the future.”

Although I had already heard about the demolition, I was still a little surprised to learn the exact news now.

Moreover, there is a question that I had never considered carefully before, but it only came to my mind at this moment.

The house is demolished, where will Uncle Ma go?
Chapter completed!