There is nothing wrong with this statement. No matter how powerful the immortal is, he cannot have practiced Taoism for tens of millions of years. From this point of view, those dinosaurs can become the Jade Emperor if they are more ruthless, let alone the leaders of the church.

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That’s ridiculous!

At this time, Uncle Ma suddenly rolled his eyes and said, "Hey, I suddenly thought of a way to scare your cousin, but I don't know if it will work."

We quickly asked: "What can we do?"

Uncle Ma smiled slightly: "It's very simple. Invite the old dinosaur fairy from Xiaolin. I remember Xiaolin is a Tyrannosaurus rex. Go directly and clean up the dinosaurs at your cousin's house. She will naturally be honest!"

Hey, this is indeed a solution!

But Ma Yunfeng and I looked at each other, our expressions a bit subtle and awkward.

As we all know, there is no dinosaur fairy in Xiao Lin at all. This thing is basically a bullshit by Ma Yunfeng.

Now I want to use Dinosaur Fairy, where can I get it?

Uncle Ma winked at us quickly and said, "Don't worry, I will have a way to invite the old dinosaur down when the time comes."

Xiao Lin was happy when he heard this and said: "Oh my god, that's great. I've only dreamed of the Dinosaur Fairy once in such a long time. I don't have any other feelings at all. Uncle Ma, if you can give me the Dinosaur Fairy

Please come down and I will call you grandpa from now on!"

Uncle Ma laughed loudly: "You are Xiaofeng's apprentice. He calls me uncle. Isn't it normal for you to call me grandpa?"

Xiao Lin was so happy that he knelt down and kowtowed to Uncle Ma, calling him grandpa. His back molars were exposed to Uncle Ma.

We briefly discussed it again, and the matter has basically been decided. We will go to Xiao Lin's cousin's house early tomorrow morning, invite Xiao Lin's old dinosaur fairy to come down, and shock his cousin on the spot!

After Xiao Lin left, I quickly asked Uncle Ma, "Xiao Lin doesn't have any dinosaurs on him at all. After tomorrow, where can I go to fix the dinosaurs for him?"

Uncle Ma smiled slightly and said, "Have you forgotten? We have an Oscar-winning actor at home. Just let him go tomorrow. Not to mention pretending to be a dinosaur, he dares to pretend to be the Jade Emperor."

I didn't react for a while, but I thought about it for a while before I understood it, and suddenly said: "Uncle Ma, you are talking about the Eagle Immortal, right? That Peng that I just harvested a few days ago...what is the Peng?"

Uncle Ma smiled and said: "Peng Wanli!"

Ah, yes, that’s right, it’s Peng Wanli. The guy pretends to be a golden-winged roc, so he probably has no problem pretending to be a dinosaur.

But I suddenly remembered something and asked Uncle Ma: "No, that Peng Wanli, you first ask him if he has ever seen a dinosaur. He is a bird after all. If he doesn't know what a dinosaur looks like, how can he pretend?"

Uncle Ma slapped his forehead: "That's right, then I'll call him out now, go online and find him some movies to watch, like Jurassic Park, etc., and let him learn about Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

Uncle Ma did what he said and called out the Eagle Immortal that afternoon and went to watch a movie with him.

I also teased Uncle Ma, I said you should pay close attention before playing it, don’t show your island country love action movies, then it will not be certain what the eagle immortal is learning...

As soon as I finished saying this, someone in my mind burst into laughter. That voice should be Huang Kuaipan.

Recently, all kinds of immortals rarely pay attention to me, but looking at it this way, they are actually always here.

Uncle Ma took Yingxian to watch dinosaur movies for inspiration. I had nothing to do, so I found two online novels to read nearby.

It was 2011, and I was watching "The First Chaos in History", written by Zhang Xiaohua, which was very funny.

There are also "The Years I Was Mr. Yin-Yang" by Lao Cui, and "Tomb Robbery Notes" by Uncle San.

During that time, I loved reading novels. I would take them out and flip through a few pages when I was not busy. Of course, I read them on my mobile phone. At that time, the 3G network was still very slow, and there were not so many things on the Internet, but I still had no problem reading novels.

of.

The day passed without incident, and the next morning soon came.

As agreed, Xiao Lin came to the downstairs of my house early. Uncle Ma, Ma Yunfeng and I, plus Xiao Lin, a total of four people, drove to his cousin's house.

Of course, we are going as pilgrims, and we will adapt to the situation when the time comes to expose the fact that Xiao Lin’s cousin is a fake!

To be honest, if it were someone else, we would have nothing to do with it, but Ma Yunfeng has always felt sorry for Xiao Lin, because he had deceived his children and said that he had a dinosaur fairy, but now Xiao Lin took it seriously, and we couldn't bear to tell him the truth.

So, if you can help, please help.

Without much effort, we arrived at the place, parked the car and went upstairs.

When I walked in and took a look, my head was buzzing, because when I looked at the photos on Xiaolin's phone before, they were not so realistic. Now when I look at the orders at her house, they are exactly the same as in the photos.

There were Sora Aoi, Zhang Zuolin, Sun Wukong, Triceratops, Pipi Shrimp, Ultraman... everything on the menu.

Next, Ma Yunfeng sat down and pretended to be a patient, saying that his whole body hurt, his head hurt, his buttocks hurt, and he felt uncomfortable everywhere.

Every time he pretends to be a patient, he says that his butt hurts. I seriously suspect that he is not pretending at all. He may really have a pain in his butt. After all, he said before that the position of the incision hurts every time it is cloudy and rainy. I guess he is.

Seriously, do you want someone to treat him?

The main point below is to talk about Xiao Lin’s cousin. I originally thought that his cousin might be an airy middle-aged woman in her forties, but when we met, she turned out to be a woman in her late twenties or nineteen.

girl.

He is tall and slender, with big, open eyes. He is pretty good-looking, but his eyes are a bit strange, somewhat sinister, and his eyes wander around when he looks at people.

After Ma Yunfeng told his situation, Xiao Lin and his cousin sat there and pretended to pinch it with their fingers, and then yawned.

I saw that hers was fake, because the real calculation is usually done with the left hand, and the calculation position is between the various joints.

When you watch TV, you may have seen some calculations where you press your thumb on the tips of other fingers a few times. In fact, this is wrong.

Calculating is not so random. With a small slap, you can calculate the Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches, the Five Elements and Bagua, the Nine Palaces Flying Stars, and other small Liu Renma preparatory lessons.

This thing is amazing and very practical.

But she only pressed a few times with her fingertips, which didn't follow the routine at all. It could be said that she was basically pressing randomly.

Then she said to Ma Yunfeng: "The old immortal already knows this about you. The main reason is that you have many enemies and creditors, everything is not going well, you are not in good health, and there is a female ghost who is bothering you, and you also have...

If you don't set up a church with a large number of people, big things will happen..."

Ma Yunfeng pretended to be surprised and asked: "Which old man in our family said this?"
Chapter completed!