Chapter thirty-one warm welcome
Looking at the Soviet convoy getting closer and closer, Kimda turned around and asked to Wright, "Are you ready?" "Yes, general, we are all ready, just waiting for the Soviets to die." "Very good." Kimda nodded with praise and then asked, "Are Teide and Hank ready too?" Wright showed a reassuring look and said, "General, Colonel Teide, and Colonel Hank have prepared the armored forces. If our plan is discovered, they will lead the army to attack. Ensure that they will definitely kill the transport team in front of us."
At this time, a German captain rushed over, "General, I have gathered all the soldiers who can play musical instruments and follow your orders." Kimda turned around and saw the German soldiers in Soviet uniforms waiting for their orders. He was holding various instruments that he could get in hand, cello, violin, harmonica, guitar, flute, accordion and other musical instruments. Kimda said with great praise, "Well done, do you think of what songs to play?" The German captain replied embarrassedly, "General, we don't understand Soviet songs, what songs should you play?" Kimda thought carefully about the songs in his mind, and soon came up with a song that matched the current situation. Kimda hummed, and the Japanese in the movie "Tunnel Warfare" entered the village.
After humming, Kimda said to the German captain, "Wait a minute, the Soviets will play this when they enter the city." Then Kimda pointed to the German soldiers holding the guitar and said, "Leave me the guitar to me." The German soldiers respectfully handed the guitar. Kimda took the guitar and put on a pose, and said to the soldiers, "I will teach you a song to pick up girls now, oh! No! It's a cheerful song. When the Soviets got off the car, you will play this." Seeing that the soldiers were all waiting and ready to listen to their singing, Kimda held his throat, played the guitar and sang:
The girl across the street looks over
The girl across the street looks over
See here
The performances here are wonderful
Please don't pretend to ignore it
The girl across the street looks over
See here
Don't be frightened by my appearance
Actually I'm very cute
The sadness of the lonely boy
Who understands it
Please throw two bills over
Coax me to make me happy
Ai and I are very talented
I'll look left and right up and down
It turns out that every girl is not simple
I thought about it and guessed it and guessed it and guessed it again and again
The girls' worries are strange
After singing, Kaneda felt very proud. It seemed that his time was in vain to soak up girls. After listening to Kaneda's songs, the soldiers applauded loudly and praised the great General Gesiyun's beautiful voice and the innovative tune. When the great General Gesiyun became a singer, they would definitely fall in love with beautiful girls all over the world. Kaneda was very happy to hear the praise of the soldiers, and praised the soldiers in front of him for being a great German army and a great German. He was very happy to have so many soulmates, and said that when he returned to his country, he must sing a song for the vast number of German girls. In fact, Kaneda didn't know that the German soldiers who listened to Kaneda's songs later wrote letters to go home and notified his wife that he had found a good deed to destroy rats on the battlefield, and that a mouse at home would not appear in the future.
The Soviet convoy gradually approached Stalingrad. Musrov looked from afar. Both sides of the Stalingrad road were filled with Soviet soldiers. When the convoy was about to contact the Soviet army in front of him, the loud music rang out.
Holding musical instruments, the German soldiers in Soviet uniforms played "The Devils Entering the Village". Other soldiers also raised various colorful items while shaking them, and shouted in slightly stiff Russian, "Welcome, welcome, warm welcome. Welcome, welcome, warm welcome."
Of course, they were holding things in a mess. Jintian ordered that flowers be welcomed by the Soviet army. But where to find flowers in this season? So some bright-eyed soldiers found a women's fashion store and found all the clothes of the fashion store with color. They hung various colors of underwear, busts, skirts, etc. on guns, held them high and shook them. From a distance, they looked like a bouquet of flowers. Other soldiers found a daily necessities store and took the colored brooms and mops inside as flowers. There were some soldiers who couldn't find anything, so they had to pull out the toilet brushes in the daily necessities store to make do.
Accompanied by the Germans' majestic song "The Devils Enter the Village", and with the Germans' welcome to the president, the Soviet soldiers held their heads and chests in the car, held the steering wheel with their hands tightly, and looked ahead. They slowly drove into Stalingrad. Seeing such a grand welcome, Major General Masrov opened his mouth wide and said in his heart, "Did General Cui Kefu suffer a stroke or have Alzheimer's disease?"
The long-distance convoy, welcomed by the Germans, all entered Stalingrad. As soon as the car stopped, the music became "The Girl on the Opposite Looks Come Over". Countless German soldiers were wearing Soviet uniforms, holding the wine found in that basement. They danced a dance that the Soviets had never seen before, and rushed towards the Soviet soldiers who got off the car.
The dances of the German soldiers took Kimda a long time to do it. When Wright asked what to dance, Kimda had worked hard. Kimda was the most familiar with two kinds of dances. One was the dances of the three-point sex and beautiful women in the NBA game were suspended. The other was the dances of the gymnasts who were well-known in the Olympics (Kimda refused to watch the gymnasts of men) performed free gymnasts. But it was unlikely that the German soldiers in front of them could learn to dance free gymnasts. Then they had to learn the dances of the sexy NBA beauties. Although these German masters danced the dances of the sexy NBA beauties, they were awkward and disgusting. But they finally learned a dance and got together.
When the Soviet soldiers saw the novel dances of the German soldiers, they asked in surprise, "Brother, what are you dancing? You're so handsome." Of course, the German soldiers could not answer the questions of the Soviet soldiers because they couldn't understand Russian. However, they all remembered the master's tricks of the Kinda Sect and raised the wine and handed it to the Soviet soldiers. As Jintian expected, all the Soviet soldiers had no time to care whether the Soviet army in front of them was fake when they saw the wine. All the Soviet soldiers were stunned when they saw the wine, that's wine! The Soviets who were drunk as much as they took the wine and drank it. For them, being able to drink wine was more important than anything else. They didn't care about the enemy in front of them at all.
Under the stimulation of alcohol, the Soviet soldiers and the German soldiers in front of them happily danced the NBA fun dance together. Here we have to admit that the Soviets were born dancers. They only watched it once and learned the NBA fun dance of the German soldiers. They danced vividly and learned from one example. This made Kimda, who was watching from a distance, amazed, "Mrs. Slavs, really a nation that can sing good things."
Chapter completed!