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Chapter 138 Ignorance is ridiculous

While Qiao Feng was busy filming, the Quick Pistol Gunner was also harvesting the box office. This film is a commercial film with no flaws in the plot. It can tell a story well. The fights inside are also very creative. Many jokes are still very obscure and dirty. The handsome men and beautiful women compete for each other, and the performances are above the horizontal line. There are also rare mainland scenery, cultural landscapes, etc., which are enough to become good movies.

There is no question about classics, it is still okay to praise them.

Of course, people who don’t like it can always find shortcomings by nitpicking, which is understandable.

Because of Hong Jinbao's brilliant plan, Jiahe is released. In order to compete for the audience, he has to step on Qiao Feng's film. Just look for problems. As long as it is a movie, are you still afraid that you can't find any problems? But the problems they find can make people laugh to death.

It is puzzling to say that the bad guy in the carriage, Section Chief Zhang, was killed by a Japanese spy, because the deceased on the train had just died, and it was inferred that the murderer had gotten on the train at the end of the stop. Could it be that the murderer could not get on the train at the first stop and wait for a while before killing people? This logical chain is illogical and gives zero points.

This problem is really funny. In the movie, Shi Buddha said that it is just inference. What inference means is uncertain, and it is subjective judgment. That is determined by the person himself. It is okay to judge the previous stop or the previous stop. There is no problem in making any judgment.

I said this was a problem, but I didn’t learn Chinese well. Another reason was that there was nothing wrong with the previous stop, because I was robbing the jade seal. How could I delay the transaction of such things? I knew that someone was chasing me from behind and could still sit for a few stops and trade them.

A reasonable approach should be made to trade immediately after getting on the bus. Since there was a problem in the transaction and the person died, the person's body was still warm. It is inferred that he had just gotten on the bus at the stop and had no problem at all.

It's irrelevant to say that it's irrelevant, it's OK?

There is also the saying that the landmine finally exploded the mushroom cloud effect of the atomic bomb, and this imagination goes beyond the scope of the human brain.

I really don’t want to say anything more about such an evaluation. This is a joke to you. Some people can’t hear where the joke is and where the joke is. Can you explain it? Is the explanation interesting?

People who can find such problems should not watch comedy movies because they don’t know where the G-point is and play the piano against the cow.

I have no idea that the effect of the mushroom cloud is ridiculous and is also a sign of the fate of Japan, which is a sign that they will be bombed by the atomic bomb.

If you can't tell such a simple meme, what else can you say?

Of course, these are not the most ridiculous. The most ridiculous thing is the third day after the release of the Five Blessings Stars.

Because of the strange strategy, the five lucky stars are the Hong Kong movies in the 1980s. The plot is not as interesting as the Quick Pistol Gunner. Some of the characters in it appear inexplicably. The plot is like a collection of jokes. If there is no comparison, the movie will definitely be a hit in the box office. However, with the Quick Pistol Gunner, a week in advance, Jiahe's high-than-looking film is a bit pale.

Two days before the release, the two days that should have had the biggest box office hit, but they were always suppressed by the Kuaishou Gunner. The box office of Kuaishou sought-after Kuaishou Hunter exceeded 1,500, and it was the eighth day of release, but the newly released Five Fortune Stars was still suppressed by it. The daily box office was 200,000 on the first day and 180,000 on the second day.

One movie was released for eight days, and after the week before the box office was the most popular, one movie was released for a new movie. This box office gap is so good.

Then, Brother Long, who is an important supporting role in it, fired a fire at the Quick Slinger in an interview.

"In the movie, Japan's Oda Hiroyi recited Wang Changling's outbound to a Chinese girl. "The moon was bright in the Qin Dynasty and the Han Dynasty was passive, and the people had not returned. But the flying general in Longcheng was there, and the Huma did not teach the Huma to cross the Yinshan Mountains." He first asked who was the flying general, and then asked "Who was the Huma", and the Japanese soldiers in the audience answered together, "What does it mean to "we are Huma"? I don't understand. The screenwriter and director want to use this plot to satirize the Japanese in fact that they don't understand Chinese poetry? Or what? If not, then what is the purpose of such an inexplicable question? It's really inexplicable to have such a question and answer suddenly. I don't know what it means."

"Mr. Cheng seems to be very familiar with Wang Changling's poem, so he read it out immediately. Have you learned it before?" The interview was a female reporter from Oriental Daily. She was in her twenties and although she was average, she had a very spicy figure. She wrapped her professional suit around her body, unbuttoned her two buttons on her chest and showed a deep white groove. Then she blinked her eyes and smiled and asked, and Cheng Long became a little dizzy.

Then Cheng Long nodded without thinking and said, "Yes, I like ancient Chinese poems very much and can recite a lot."

"Can you recite two poems?"

"Okay, the bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground... Goose, goose, geese, singing towards the sky, white hair floats in green water, red palms push the clear waves... "

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When Zhong Chuhong called to tell Qiao Feng about Cheng Long's interview, Qiao Feng burst into laughter.

He was sure that Cheng Long must have never learned this poem, let alone memorized it. Look at the two poems he recited at the request of the reporter, they were completely the level of kindergarten children or elementary school students in early childhood education.

It really suits his education experience when he dropped out of school in the first grade and was probably in line with his educational experience. He probably found out that poem was about it. He heard from someone in Jiahe, and then he memorized it and took it out and attacked the Quick Pistol Gunner during an interview with the reporter.

But it's terrible to be uneducated.

"What does this line you designed mean? Did Cheng Long really say it? It's just a satirizing that Japanese people don't understand ancient Chinese poetry?" Hearing that Qiao Feng was speechless here, Zhong Chuhong couldn't help asking.

Okay, let alone Brother Long, his own Hong Gu is also uneducated. There is no way. There are not many Hong Kong and Taiwan celebrities who are educated, especially those who became famous in the 1980s. That’s right, at this time, people who can usually afford to go to school and are good at school. How many people are involved in the entertainment industry?

"Hey, are you still listening? Talking."

"Of course it is not a satirization that the Japanese do not understand ancient Chinese poetry. This plot expresses that Oda Hiroyi was mocking the flying generals who did not teach the Hu horse to cross the Yinshan Mountains where they were. He laughed at the lack of people in China. Then he asked who was Hu horse again. Those Japanese soldiers replied that we were Hu horses, which was also a question expressed through the mouth of Japan, and of course it also showed that the Japanese was arrogant and arrogant. They stood arrogantly on the music platform of the Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum and shouted loudly that they were Hu horses, mocking China for not resisting their flying generals. This is because they used the mouth of Japan to say that at that time, China was mocking the Chinese people for not resisting their flying generals. This is because they used the mouth of Japan to say that China was in the mouth of Japan.

The question of the Chinese people's anger and grief of their misfortune is more importantly, which has a deep echo of the plot later. They shouted here that they were Huma and asked where the Chinese flying generals were. They definitely didn't expect that it was also here. Xiaozhuang used a jade seal imitating the landmine to send all the Japanese and traitors who participated in the celebration of the new government. Of course, Oda Hiroyi, who was reading the poem "Original" did not expect that he would mock China, which had no flying generals, and slapped him in the face so quickly. Xiaozhuang and Li Ruoyun joined hands with others to behead him."

"Ahem, does it mean so much?"
Chapter completed!
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