Chapter 59 A clear stream in the comedy
Those who watch happy ghosts for the first time will be shocked by the beginning clips. The dubbing of ghost movies is a complete ghost movie, and those with low quality will not help but scold what this is. The youth comedy movie that was agreed upon was eaten by ghosts.
But basically, the curse disappeared in an instant, because five beautiful girls had appeared on the screen, jumping lively and cheerfully, reducing clothes. Before, they were still swim trousers, and the tops they didn't take off during the jump made the swim trunks look seductive.
In a blink of an eye, the whole body turned into a one-piece swimsuit, a youthful and envious body made girls envious and boys envious. Well, all men are basically envious, and conservative people will turn their faces and scold them in embarrassment, but you will basically not see such a situation. Who made this place Hong Kong?
In the original version, only Li Lizhen is very beautiful, which can attract boys. Men are straightforward to watch this passage without blinking, let alone Li Lizhen and Li Saifeng in this version.
Once the scene of two beautiful girls wearing one-piece swimsuits appears, it will cause saliva and wolf yell.
After the storm, the people whose tents were destroyed hid in the ancient temple, and someone started to scold them again. In the gloomy and terrifying environment, even the chirping of beautiful girls was quite scary.
But comedy is comedy. Such a scene will pass in a few minutes. Lin Jingjing, who left the ancient temple, took away a straw rope.
The straw rope was the sustenance of the happy ghost Zhu Xiucai's soul. During the day, the straw rope teased the fat boy's school worker, and at night, it turned into Zhu Xiucai wearing Qing Dynasty official uniforms.
Zhu Xiucai played by Liang Jiahui was naughty and scratched Lin Jingjing's soles of the feet played by Li Saifeng. After Lin Jingjing, who couldn't stand the itch, woke up, he bowed and bowed, and then said in a silly voice: "Young Master is polite."
The word "Little Student is polite" is nothing funny, but with his slutty smile and his slutty voice, there was a smile.
Puchi, haha, wait, laughter burst out from the audience's mouth.
Then the screams disappeared by Lin Jingjing's screams, which made the audience laugh again.
After hearing Lin Jingjing's shouts, Xiaohua and the others who came to check, left, Zhu Xiucai came out from under the bed again.
So Lin Jingjing screamed in horror again, and took a plastic fist toy from the table as a weapon and pointed it at Zhu Xiucai, and asked loudly: "Who are you?"
Next, the first official and funny conversation between the male and female protagonists in Happy Ghost began.
"Miss, please don't panic. You are taking the liberty and come to apologize."
"Diet thief, do you want to rob?"
"Hey, the young actor is not a thief, I am..." Speaking of this, Zhu Xiucai didn't know how to introduce himself. He thought about it and shook his head and said, "I'm not a human."
"Of course you are not a human, you are a beast. In the middle of the night, you broke into someone's room and touched nothing. You were perverted and perverted." Lin Jingjing scolded.
"I'm not a wolf, I'm a ghost."
Seeing Zhu Xiucai's serious rebuttal, the audience hilarious again.
"You are a special actor on the set, and the dialogue is so ugly, I believe you are a weirdo."
"You have never seen a ghost, so how can you know I am not a ghost?"
"You are not me, how do you know I have never seen a ghost?"
"Miss, please believe me, I am a ghost."
"The genius believes you are a ghost."
Speaking of this, Lin Jingjing pressed the switch of the spring fist in her hand, and the huge fist popped out and hit Zhu Xiucai directly in the face.
After a few words of one person and one ghost, Zhu Xiucai finally decided to let the facts speak, showing Lin Jingjing how to show his skills.
Finally, Lin Jingjing finally accepted the fact that Zhu Xiucai was a ghost, and then the hilarious things that happened at the most funny sports meeting in this movie.
Lin Jingjing, who represents the Red Cotton Club, is not as strong as Gao Guoren, who represents the Blue Rose Society. Zhu Xiucai was first hit on the head by the discus thrown by Gao Guoren, and then was frightened by the javelin thrown by Gao Guoren, so he shouted for help and ran away before he ran away. He was stabbed in his official robe and nailed to the ground.
So, when Lin Jingjing Gao Juren and the others were running sprinting for 100 meters, Zhu Xiucai hit Gao Juren's butt delayed her start. He lay on the ground and fell down Gao Juren in the middle, which made Gao Juren, who had fallen out, win the sprinting first.
Zhu Xiucai, who failed to do the destruction, continued to work hard. When he was vaulting the pole, he shoveled Gao Guoren's pole with a shovel, and helped Lin Jingjing hold the pole and throw her directly across the crossbar. Then the same was true for the jump, and he even hugged Lin Jingjing and walked straight through the sand pit, making the distance measuring tape not long enough to measure.
The funny thing is throwing the shot put. Lin Jingjing didn't throw it far, but Zhu Xiucai ran through half of the field with the shot put. Zhu Xiucai was a ghost and no one could see it. So what everyone saw was that the shot put completely violated the laws of physics and flew up and down in the air, flew up and down, and flew to the commentator on the other side, and smashed the microphone heavily in front of the lecturer, and smashed the microphone.
The subsequent relay race was also quite funny, and the handover batons of other teams were replaced by flowers, soda bottles and hot dogs, allowing Lin Jingjing to take the lead in running ahead, but Gao Guoren was strong and quickly caught up.
Then when she was less than a punch from the finish line, Zhu Xiucai grabbed Gao Guoren's waist and let her stand still but couldn't move forward.
So the referee and the commentator were stunned and stared at him, watching Gao Guoren step on the spot like a fool, and watching Lin Jingjing catch up and successfully hit the line.
Later, at the school dance, Chen Shimei, who was pregnant and asked her to get rid of Chen Shimei when she was pregnant. In the graduation exam and other plots, the happy ghost Zhu Xiucai and a few girls laughed and made the audience laugh almost never stop. The school discovered the secret of the happy ghost and burned the straw rope. Several girls cried sadly, but Zhu Xiucai did not disappear. However, after this, Zhu Xiucai also untied his heart and decided to be reincarnated as a human being.
Zhu Xiucai was reincarnated, and Lin Jingjing made every effort to prepare for the Interschool Track and Field Championships because she promised Zhu Xiucai to win once based on her own strength.
Lin Jingjing did not break her promise, she did it and won the competition with her own strength.
Finally, the inevitable perfect ending of comedy. Lin Jingjing has developed into a professional athlete in track and field and can also represent Hong Kong to participate in international competitions. The four-eyed girl Yan Ruyu was admitted to the normal school. Xiaohua got married and the reformed Chen Shimei and had children. The child looked, well, a little special, like Zhu Xiucai.
As a cold humor unlike the Xu brothers, especially Xu Guanwen, Happy Ghost is the first to be a youth comedy.
The young and beautiful girl inside added a lot of color to the movie, so the hot box office results did not fade away at all. Except for the daily box office results of 1.2 million on the first and second days and 1.3 million on the next few days, the box office results exceeded one million every day.
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Chapter completed!