"This is not my words."

"Whose words?"

"Voltaire's famous quote."

"What to sell?"

"How to sell anything? A famous European thinker. As the saying goes, the body is afraid of not moving, and the brain is afraid of not using it. You can live ninety-nine after a hundred steps after a meal. If you are too lazy to move after a meal, you will definitely get sick. If you go to bed after a meal, you will definitely not live long. If you sleep after a meal, you will live for at most ten years."

"No, I didn't believe it at first. What do you say I do. I'll go out for exercises in the morning and at noon, and no matter how late I'm at night, I still have to practice a set of that called Mantis Boxing."

"Hey, look how much this looks like a mantis."

"But I have been practicing for less than two days. Your second period has come. When I see it, I have changed. The headline title is that life lies in stillness. I have practiced it in vain with my mantis fist."

“Haha, you watched the second episode too?

"How to explain it."

"This is very easy to explain...this...this little comrade is very fun..."

"Why do you think life is still?"

"This is not my words."

"Whose words?"

"Another European thinker..."

"Who? Hatoyama..."

"Go away, as the saying goes, the body is afraid of moving, the brain is afraid of using it, and the life is not twenty-nine after a hundred steps after a meal. If you are too lazy to move after a meal, you will definitely not get sick. If you go to bed after a meal, you can live long, and you can sleep for a thousand years after a meal."

"That's a turtle for a thousand years."

"A thousand-year-old turtle is 80,000-year-old turtle, so why can a turtle live for a thousand years? It's just motionless."

"Then are you just motionless?"

"Of course."

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The cooperation between Feng Gong and Niu Qun was quite tacit, and this line was well compiled.

The same format is similar, and the explanation is different twice. The key is that it is quite rhymeless when pronounced.

Feng Gong's sarcasm and witty words are agile and hilarious.

The audience in the audience burst into laughter. Zhou Huimin and Lin Wanqing in front of the TV were also laughing so hard that they were about to squirt.

Compared with Jiang Kun, Tang Jiezhong's crosstalk, Feng Gong and Niu Qun's crosstalk are more popular and down-to-earth. There is no trace of special era background.

As long as you understand Chinese, you will not say you can't understand it, and you will not be able to understand the funny points there.

Qiao Feng was originally worried that Zhou Huimin would not understand or accustomed to Mandarin, especially in crosstalk, there were many erhua sounds, such as the one who lived like Bierlong.

But later Qiao Feng found that he was thinking too much.

For Zhou Huimin, born in 60 or 7, it may be difficult for her to speak Mandarin. After all, she basically didn’t teach Mandarin much when she was a child.

But if you want to say something, there is no pressure at all.

For those born in Hong Kong in the 1960s and 1970s or earlier, understanding Mandarin will not be too stressful.

Because in the early years, Hong Kong was the world of Mandarin films, Cantonese films have been around for less than ten or twenty years.

Like the movies that Zhou Huimin watched when she was a child, basically 80% of them were in Mandarin.

This is how you watch the Spring Festival Gala. Even if you watch it alone, you will find it boring.

But when others can understand and understand, the atmosphere will come out.

At first, Qiao Feng watched the Spring Festival Gala out of reminiscing about the past, in order to have a slight sense of inaccessibility.

But when he arrived at the back, listening to Zhou Huimin and her mother Lin Wanqing's depressing or cheerful voice, Qiao Feng slowly devoted himself to the hilarious show.

Niu Qun, who was dug up and jumped down and became a turtle, said that Team Huang's speech was really rude.

Feng Gong pointed directly at his nose and shouted, "Don't play with me. If I don't reveal it to you today, I'd rather not be named Zhao. Alas, no, what's my surname?" After saying that, Feng Gong realized and said, "I'm talking about it."

"Your surname is Feng."

"Yes, my surname is Feng."

"You said that the Year of the Horse has just passed, why can't your surname Feng get along with my surname Niu?"

"Don't get close to me. I tell you that my surname is Feng is not related to your surname Feng Ma Niu. Just say you are the third period, and you said that you must lose weight after a long life."

............

"What did you say in the fourth issue? You actually said that fat people live longer. Are you still a little bit of a good idea?"

.............

After being at a loss when crosstalk, Qiao Feng and the other three laughed so hard that their stomachs were so painful. They held their stomachs and rubbed them straight.

Fortunately, there is finally another song program, and they can finally rest and relax their facial and abdominal muscles.

One by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one

Of course, the most popular language programs among the three are crosstalk and sketches.

Of course, such programs have been the last programs that everyone likes and looks forward to since the Spring Festival Gala.

Whenever the three of them get a stomachache by crosstalk or sketches, the host Lao Zhao is very sensible and comes out to read the names of songs and dances and operas, so that everyone can rest for a while.

Before we knew it, the four-hour party was coming to an end with everyone's laughter.

At midnight, the national leaders personally visited the evening party to speak.

This is a unique time.

Originally in time and space, Qiao Feng was still a newborn baby in this Spring Festival Gala, so he naturally didn’t have the chance to see this scene.

In this time and space, Qiao Feng became a witness, and the world is really impermanent.

After the leader's speech, there were two more songs. After the song "The Flowers of the Mountains Blooming and Bright Red", the referee announced the performance results of the three teams of the evening party and gave comments. The ending song "Unforgettable Tonight" of each year was sung by the performers of the Spring Festival Gala who rushed to the stage under the leadership of Li Guyi.

"it's over."

Zhou Huimin murmured at the TV where subtitles began to appear with some emotion.

"It's over. It's another year." Qiao Feng also murmured: "Time flies so fast."

With a hint of melancholy, Lin Wanqing went to bed, and Qiao Feng naturally pulled Zhou Huimin to sleep.

(Please make up for the rest.

What picture do you think is what picture)

The next day was the first day of the New Year. In a villa that did not belong to any woman, Qiao Feng accompanied his mother to lead a group of women and little kid Qiao Zhen to celebrate a red Spring Festival.

With Lin Wanqing here, even if Wang Xuxian likes to be jealous, he will not be inappropriate.

But she carried Lin Wanqing and Qiao Feng's arms in private, and felt the power of Wang Damei's two-finger Zen on her waist.

Qiao Feng still has some free time on this day of the Spring Festival, but for most movie and TV practitioners, many of them are very busy even during the Spring Festival.

The day before yesterday, Lu Liangwei agreed to take on the New York storm. On the Spring Festival the next day, Qiao Feng and Shao Yifu had a phone call.

In the afternoon, a crew that was good at filming police and gangster dramas was formed. Everyone was on standby, whether it was the staff or the actors, all went to the stage for a meeting.
Chapter completed!