Chapter Forty: Sand Angel
"My love rival cousin, I tied him in the trunk. Now you taught me, Deadpool." The Indian guy said harshly, "Eviscerate him, and then throw his body in Gita."
(The Indian guy’s crush) at the doorstep.”
"I never taught him this!" Deadpool turned his head and looked at the back seat, pointed at Colossus who was staring at him with an unkind expression, and explained with some sternness, "Absolutely not, he must have misunderstood what I said.
"
Then Deadpool turned his head again, pointed at the Indian brother Dupued, and seemed to give an ironclad lesson, "If you do this, you will never win Gita's heart!"
"I'm proud of you" (whisper bb)
"Let him go, handle him gently."
"Kill him." (whispering)
"Then take Gita back and capture her heart with your masculine charm."
"Kidnap her." (whisper bb)
The Indian boy was stunned for a moment after listening to Deadpool's "sincere" teachings.
"He (cousin) is dead." Warhead, who was sitting in the back seat, said to Colossus with a strange smile on his face.
"Oh, we're here." The Indian guy stopped the car, turned around, raised his hand, and said happily to Deadpool, "Let's give him a high five."
"I want to give you a high-five." Deadpool raised his hands and gave the Indian guy a high-five.
"Okay, guys, get out of the car and go change the world." Deadpool turned to Colossus and Warhead in the back seat and said, then turned back to the Indian guy and gave a thumbs up and whispered.
"You know what to do."
The Indian guy also smiled and gave a thumbs up, and said to Deadpool who got out of the car, "Fuck them, Deadpool."
"It's time to show off your skills." The three of them got out of the car. Deadpool rubbed his hands and said excitedly.
The white Wuling Hongguang S also stopped. Lin Yu got out of the car, came to the back of the car, opened the rear door, lifted Francis out, and came to the three of them.
"This is it?" Lin Yu said, looking at the abandoned aircraft carrier not far away.
"That's right, fight the bad guys, let's go." Deadpool snapped his fingers and said.
The Indian guy started the taxi and left here. Deadpool, Lin Yu and the other four, oh no, plus Francis who was being carried by Lin Yu, walked towards the aircraft carrier in front.
"Pyramid, you come in with us." Lin Yu turned to the white Wuling Hongguang S and said.
"Yes." The white Wuling Hongguang S car lights flashed, and Pyramid responded.
"Will your car still answer your questions?" Deadpool looked at the pyramid and said curiously, "You don't want to say that this car is actually a Transformer, do you? Transform and set off?!"
"You'll know in a minute." Lin Yu said mysteriously. As expected of a little bitch, his mind is active and he guessed it right away.
"It can't really be Transformers, right?" Colossus and Warhead both vaguely felt that Deadpool's guess was right, because Lin Yu had always given them the feeling that he could do anything, even if this car really
It's a Transformer, so they probably won't be surprised.
"Guess." Lin Yu smiled and walked forward.
"We are coming, forget it, you should do it yourself, we are coming, open the door, it is really us, our bodies will not be tired at all"
The four of them walked forward very vigorously, and the sound of bg seemed to be ringing in the air. Maybe only the little bitch could hear it.
At this time, Warhead suddenly looked at Deadpool strangely and said, "Hey! Where's your hellokitty?"
""Deadpool seemed to remember something and was stunned.
The Indian guy was driving the taxi back on the same road, while looking carefully at the roadside to see if anyone wanted a ride. On the passenger seat next to him were the two bags with Hello Kitty printed on them that Deadpool had left behind.
These are all firearms that Deadpool brought from home.
At this time, his cell phone on the stand suddenly rang. He reached out to pick it up, but he didn't expect that his hand slipped and the phone fell.
"Bah!" The Indian guy hurriedly tried to pick up his cell phone to answer, but he heard two low horns. He looked up and saw a truck appearing at the intersection in front of him. He braked and stopped dangerously.
It stopped safely and did not hit the truck, but
"Bang!" The taxi was rear-ended by a white car.
"Ah-ah-ah!" Several screams came from the back compartment of the car.
"Cousin!?" The Indian guy with a bitter look on his face looked at the back of the car and shouted helplessly.
Deadpool held the phone to his ear and walked back and forth. For a long time, the Indian guy didn't answer the phone. When he walked to Warhead, he poked her ear cheaply, but Warhead slapped her away fiercely.
"Please leave a message. I wish you a happy day." Listening to the notification tone on the phone, Deadpool hung up the phone frantically and cursed, "Damn it, let's use the old method, two swords and the biggest
s hard work."
"The music continues." Deadpool pointed to the air next to him, and the BG from before seemed to continue to ring in his ears.
The four of them just walked to the pile of abandoned objects next to the abandoned aircraft carrier.
At this time, many mercenary-looking people with guns walked out from the nearby ruins, with the guns in their hands pointing straight here.
On the abandoned aircraft carrier stood the Sand Angel with a smile on her face. She was very strong, especially her chest muscles, which looked very majestic.
"Look, the superhero is here. She's going to do the superhero's debut action. Look." Deadpool patted Colossus and Warhead beside him and said excitedly.
"Bang!" Sure enough, after Deadpool finished speaking, Sand Angel took a leap of faith, jumped from the abandoned aircraft carrier, made the classic superhero kneeling action, and landed on the
In front of everyone's eyes, the powerful impact caused the soil on the ground to fly everywhere.
"Oh! Superheroes are here!" Deadpool clapped his hands excitedly, then turned to look at the air aside, and said to some beings, "It hurts the knees like this, they will kneel down, but they always refuse to change their ways.
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"Indeed, if you don't have strong physical fitness, playing like this will cause great damage to your knees." Lin Yu said from the side, "But it is really handsome to play like this."
here we go again.
Colossus and Warhead have become accustomed to Deadpool's frequent outbursts, but they can't figure out how Lin Yu got in touch with Deadpool. Could it be that this handsome guy who looks pretty good is actually as insane as Deadpool?
"So, where is Vanessa?" Deadpool took Francis from Lin Yu's hand, put the dagger on his neck, and asked the dust angel in front of him.
Sand Angel waved his hand, and immediately two people came over carrying the tied Vanessa.
"Vanessa!" Deadpool shouted in surprise after seeing Vanessa.
"Woooo" Vanessa was also very happy to see Deadpool, but her mouth was sealed and she could only make a "woooo" sound.
"Okay, I'll hand this bastard over to you, and you guys give Vanessa back to me." Deadpool grabbed Frances and walked forward and said.
Sand Angel motioned to the two men with his eyes and asked them to take Vanessa over.
The two sides exchanged hostages. Deadpool tore off the seal on Vanessa's mouth, cut the rope around her body with a dagger rope, and then hugged her.
"I'm here to save you, are you excited?" Deadpool said, pressing Vanessa's shoulder.
"You are my hero." Vanessa stared into Deadpool's eyes and said seriously.
"I will always be your hero." Deadpool rarely showed a serious expression.
"Come here." Vanessa hugged Deadpool's neck and kissed him,
Chapter completed!