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134, Gobi fire jade 6(3/4)

Everyone said that they quickly slammed all the car doors to prevent Zongzi from catching up.

Wen Shiyi got into the car, his eyes couldn't help but turn to Mr. Xiaobai, and then he laughed: "Hey, I didn't see clearly last night, my legs are so white!"

Mr. Xiaobai: "..." Fuck you!!

It’s not just his legs that are white? Mr. Xiaobai took off his pants, and you can still see some intense marks. It seems that they were left last night.

The change of clothes was in the trunk, and they couldn't get out of the car. Mr. Xiaobai quickly wrapped his coat, covering as much as he could, and said, "What are you waiting for? Let's drive!"

Wen Shiyi said confidently: "Me? I can't drive."

Mr. Xiaobai stared and said, "You can't drive?!"

Wen Shiyi smiled and said, "Really not, but... my driving skills are pretty good."

Mr. Xiaobai: "..."

Mr. Xiaobai looked at Wanqi Linmu and Luo Shen again. Wanqi Linmu now had abdominal pain. Although it was better, there was still some dull pain. It was very dangerous to drive like this.

And Luo Shen...

If this was a forest, Luo Shen could make some kind of Qimen Dunjia and throw away the rice dumplings, but here there is an endless expanse with no obstacles at all, and Luo Shen only knows how to drive a classic car.

Mr. Xiaobai was very angry and cursed: "I raise you so that you can be the boss. You are the boss and I am the boss!?"

He said, furious, but he still stood up, crossed the seat, and got into the driver's seat.

Wen Shiyi saw him standing up and striding, inevitably exposing his legs. He couldn't help it and whistled, causing Mr. Xiaobai to glare at him fiercely.

Wen Shiyi got into the passenger seat from the back seat and said with a smile: "Boss, it's so exciting when you drive like this."

Mr. Xiaobai said viciously: "I stimulate your mother!"

Wen Shiyi said with a smile: "To tell you the truth, boss, I don't have a mother, but I have two fathers."

Of course Mr. Xiaobai didn't believe it and stared at him as if he was crazy.

Buzz——

The car started quickly, and as soon as it started, there was a "pop!!!" sound, and something rushed up and hit their windshield.

"Fuck!!!" Mr. Xiaobai shouted in fright, and subconsciously stepped on the accelerator.

Snapped--!!

The thing that hit it has acceleration, and the car also has acceleration. If the relative phase velocities are added together, the speed will be a bit high.

It was smashed into pieces in an instant and became a "mural" on the car window.

Beauty Zongzi!

A rice dumpling suddenly jumped out.

No, more than one!

Bang bang bang!!

At the same time, many jade rice dumplings suddenly poured out from all directions of the car, hitting their car, and quickly climbed up along the car. Their long nails made a "prick-prick-" sound, and the car's

The paint was scratched in a mess.

"You bastards!!" Mr. Xiaobai heard the harsh scratching sound and said viciously: "Damn it, I just repainted the car!"

Wanqi Linmu suddenly felt that letting Mr. Xiaobai drive was a wrong choice, and he might as well endure the pain and go into battle himself.

Mr. Xiaobai stepped on the accelerator and shouted on the radio: "Where did you die, drunkard!?"

The drunkard was the original driver of their car, and the radio of one of the cars rang: "Boss, I'm here! There are so many rice dumplings! Let's drive away first!"

Mr. Xiaobai couldn't help but uttered a curse word: "Damn, deserter! You don't even care about the boss. I will deduct your salary when you go back!"

Mr. Xiaobai was cursing and driving. The car made a "rumble" sound like a tractor, and he spat: "What's going on?!"

Wanqi Linmu endured the pain and said, "Have you been pressing the clutch?"

Off-road vehicles have manual transmission. After all, the maneuverability of automatic transmission is too poor. Their off-road vehicles have very strong performance. If they are equipped with automatic transmission, a large part of their value will not be reflected.

However, Mr. Xiaobai always drives with automatic transmission, and there is a driver when he goes out, so he usually does not need to drive himself.

Mr. Xiaobai shouted: "What? Is that the clutch? Isn't it the brake?"

Wanqi Linmu rubbed his forehead and said: "Left clutch, middle brake, right accelerator!"

"Oh..." Mr. Xiaobai agreed honestly. He seemed to be very educated. He nodded and muttered to himself: "Left clutch, middle brake, right accelerator, left clutch, middle brake, right accelerator..."

Bang bang bang!!

The rice dumplings kept jumping out, emerging from the yellow sand and strong wind, and kept hitting the car. Because of the strong wind, the car was already floating after driving fast, and it was even more twisted and twisted by the rice dumplings, and kept swaying like a silver snake.

Dance has been following an S-curve.

Wanqi Linmu let out a sound of "vomit--" and almost vomited. His face was extremely ugly.

Mr. Xiaobai was rare and considerate and said: "Do you have a gastrointestinal cold? You have a stomachache and want to vomit. You are not acclimated to the climate. Take some medicine!"

Wanqi Linmu: "..."

Wanqi Linmu said with difficulty: "Just drive more steadily."

"Hahaha!" Mr. Xiaobai saw that although the rice dumplings were chasing them, they could not rush to the car. He relaxed and felt a sense of accomplishment. He joked: "You look like you are pregnant! Hahaha."

…”

As he spoke, he started laughing to himself, but others couldn't laugh because Mr. Xiaobai had revealed the truth.

Mr. Xiaobai laughed for a while and found that he was the only one laughing and said: "No... isn't it fun?"

"ah--!!"

While he was talking, he suddenly yelled, and a rice dumpling climbed onto their car at some point, suddenly looked down from the roof of the car, and hung upside down in front of the windshield.

Mr. Xiaobai's sight was blocked by him, and the car shook violently.

Mr. Xiaobai rolled the wheel vigorously, back and forth, trying to throw the rice dumpling down, but the rice dumpling did not move at all, as if it was nailed to their car.

Not only that, the rice dumpling actually hit the windshield with its head "Dang! Dang! Dang-".

"Fuck..." Mr. Xiaobai cursed: "Iron Tou Kung Fu?! I see you came from the Shaolin Temple? Come on, if you can, just smash the windshield for me. I'm bulletproof. If you can

If it breaks into pieces, I will..."

Click——

Before Mr. Xiaobai finished cursing, he heard a "click...", a slight sound, and the windshield really broke into a small hole.

However, because it is specially treated glass, it will not break apart, it will just crack a hole.

Bang——

Bang!

The rice dumpling was still hitting the glass tirelessly, and its head was already open. The black brains and bone residue shattered the glass, but it still kept hitting it tirelessly.

"I can't fucking see!"

The black slurry from the rice dumplings flowed out and smeared on the glass. The windshield wipers were blown off, and the view was instantly blocked.

Luo Shen let out a "tsk" sound, suddenly lowered the window glass, leaned forward slightly, and with a "click!" the gun in his hand was loaded. There was basically no need to aim.

Bang!

One bullet fired.

Zongzi yelled "Gah!" and was directly traversed by the bullet. The huge force flew Zongzi away and fell to the ground. Gululu rolled far away.

"Well played!!"

Wanqi Linmu was still thinking that Luo Shen's marksmanship was too accurate, and this shot might reveal his identity, but Mr. Xiaobai had already "justified himself": "Well done! It's not in vain that I asked the teacher to tell you to shoot, and

Money for an appointment at the shooting range!”

Wanqi Linmu: "..." They don't need to explain at all. Mr. Xiaobai's heart is indeed not that broad.

As Mr. Xiaobai spoke, he felt a pair of burning eyes staring at him. When he looked sideways, he saw Gouzi's naughty little eyes.

Mr. Xiaobai said viciously: "Stop looking! Where are you looking!?"

It's really not bad for Wen Shiyi to look at him, because Mr. Xiaobai is well-dressed but not wearing pants, which creates a huge contrast. He looks very "romantic". He is still driving and keeps pressing the clutch, accelerator and brake, which is quite...



Wen Shiyi smiled and said: "I didn't look at you, I was just thinking... where did there come from so many rice dumplings."

Luo Shen said: "I don't know if you have noticed, but these rice dumplings are warm."

"Warm?" Wanqi Linmu didn't pay attention and said: "Zongzi are all dead bodies, how can they be warm?"

Luo Shen said: "Maybe it's because of the jade clothes they wear."

Wanqi Linmu suddenly realized and said: "Fire jade."

"Fire jade?" Mr. Xiaobai said in shock: "Are these rice dumplings wearing fire jade clothes?"

Wanqi Linmu said: "Boss, aren't you here to see Huo Yu?"
To be continued...
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