Chapter 002: Deceive an old man to become your personal follower

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In fact, Shi Laodao has been quite frustrated these days. When someone else becomes his godfather, after getting along well, he can still touch and touch his goddaughter. However, Shi Laodao, his godson, is simply more difficult to take care of than his ancestors. There is no way, who can let him go?

My biological father is the emperor!

To say that Shi Hou was not like this in the past, he was just a three-year-old kid. He ate when he woke up, played when he was full, and went to bed when he was tired. How could he make trouble even if he was noisy? Besides, there was a wet nurse around him.

, maidservant, etc., Shi Laodao didn't need to worry about it at all. But since that day, the nanny came to him in a disheveled state and told him in a panic that Shi Hou was possessed by an evil spirit, and everything seemed to have changed. Thinking of the nanny,

Breasts...oh, no! Thinking of the situation that day, Shi Laodao couldn't stop saying, "Infinite Heavenly Lord, oh, go ahead..."

"Du Niang, Du Niang! Where is the old magic stick?"

Hearing this childish and sharp cry, Shi Laodao's head hurt. He really felt that it was more trembling than Yuanshi Tianzun's call. He didn't wait for others to call him, so he spread his legs and ran over in a panic.

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Shi Laodao is not old, he is estimated to be in his thirties. Compared with Wang Daxing in his previous life, he is not sure who is older and who is younger. But in this world where grandfathers and grandmothers in their thirties are walking around the streets,

It seems that it is okay to call him "Old Taoist". Besides, Liu Hanshao doesn't believe in Buddhism, Taoism, ghosts and gods at all, so how can he respect an old Taoist who, in his opinion, is just pretending to be a god? The most important thing is that he already knows that he

Who has this little body? The real prince, the future successor! If this is not arrogant or arrogant, it would be a shame for the character of Wang Daxing in his previous life. So now, when Young Master Liu Han is in a good mood, Shi Laodao

It's Shi Laodao. If Liu Hanshao is in a bad mood, Shi Laodao can only be an old bastard.

When Shi Laodao rushed over, Liu Hanshao was holding the door frame with one hand and stepping on the threshold with one foot. However, the threshold was a bit high, and his little foot kept shaking, which made people look at him and worry about what he would do next.

Useless gadgets will be exposed.

Du Niang had already arrived first, and the person who sent to call Shi Laodao turned against him. When Liu Han saw that both of them were here, he waved his little arm to greet Du Niang and Shi Laodao, then turned around and went into the house.

He left, but suddenly turned back and waved to the servants, maids, and guards outside the house.

"Children, go down and play! Stay away, otherwise..."

Before Liu Han finished speaking, he raised his little hand in the air, clasped his fingers into his palm one by one, and then squeezed his little fist hard. Everyone already understood the meaning of this action, but the key was Shi Houye, who was only three years old.

Is it too early to understand this meaning?

Shi Laodao saw Liu Hanshao's words and deeds in his eyes, and his head hurt again. He didn't see anything unusual. Why did Shi Hou turn into a monster when he was fine? He didn't look sick, either.

There is no need for anyone to worry about eating, drinking, having diarrhea and sleeping, but for a three-year-old baby to be able to do this, it is a matter of concern in itself. However, these situations did not dare to be reported to the palace, saying that they had failed to protect Shi Hou.

, turned him into a monster? Why are you taking your life for fun when you have nothing to do?

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"Mother Du, how are your embroidery skills? Can you embroider this thing?"

After running up to the desk, Mr. Liu Han opened a piece of paper mysteriously. Du Niang and Shi Laodao came over to look at it curiously. They saw a circle drawn on the paper, with lumps of stuff inside.

A few things that looked like clouds. If Liu Hanshao had painted something like this on the bed, Du Niang would have known what it was without even thinking about it. But now, she was completely confused.

Although she didn't know what Mr. Liu Han wanted to do, Du Niang nodded firmly, but Mr. Liu Han shook his little head like a rattle.

"I didn't mean so big, but... so big!"

He stretched his arms exaggeratedly and gestured, but it seemed that it was not up to his imagination, so Liu Hanshao said again

: "It needs to be as big as a whole wall!"

"ah?"

Du Niang was so surprised that her throat was exposed. Shi Laodao was twirling his beard, but he didn't know how many strands he had twirled off. He was probably thinking about the Infinite Heavenly Lord again.

Her throat was dry after being dry for a long time. Du Niang swallowed hard and asked in confusion: "Shi Hou, what on earth are you going to do?"

"You don't have to worry about this, just tell me if you can embroider it!"

Seeing Liu Hanshao's serious face, full of decisive attitude, Du Niang did not dare to disobey, nodded with difficulty, and hurriedly added an explanation.

"I definitely can't do it alone. I have to find some female celebrities to work with. Moreover, Shi Hou said that it would be as big as a wall, and there is no such wide cloth..."

"If it's not wide enough, just splice it together. Join the two pieces together. Do you see the line in the middle?"

Liu Hanshao pointed at the map to the equator, and said: "Just follow this line and connect it up and down. If two pictures are not enough, then four pictures, if four pictures are not enough, then six pictures, eight pictures, there will always be enough!"

Liu Hanshao's small mouth clicked, but what he said was light. Du Niang was listening and thinking, thinking about the scale of the embroidery work, and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.

"Also, this matter must be kept strictly confidential! Otherwise, all those female celebrities will have to..."

Her childish little face pretended to be cruel, and her little hand stretched out in the air again. She squeezed her fingers into the palm of her hand one by one and clenched them into fists. After making a lot of gestures, Young Master Liu Han remembered that it seemed that their women had nothing to pinch, and

He hurriedly stretched out his fingers and made gestures on his neck.

The cold sweat on her forehead finally dripped down on her chest. She didn't know whether Du Niang was embarrassed, frightened, or confused.

Anyway, Young Master Liu Han said he was happy and didn't care what Du Niang thought, and instead started yelling at Shi Laodao, who was suffering from "intermittent Alzheimer's disease".

"Shi Laodao."

Just such a voice made Shi Laodao tremble all over. He saw Liu Hanshao holding a dagger towards him. He was considering whether to run away when he saw him hand over a writing brush.

"Whet it sharp for me."

"ah?"

Shi Laodao took the dagger and writing brush and asked stupidly: "How to sharpen them?"

"Why are you so stupid? Just cut off the hair and leave the tube. Cut it left, right, and sharpen it."

It’s not that Mr. Liu Han didn’t want to do these tasks, it’s just that the barrel of the pen was too hard, and his little hands were weak and couldn’t cut it neatly. That’s why he hired Shi Laodao as his assistant. He was giving instructions and nagging at the same time.

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"Yes, that's it...cut the left side a little bit, and the right side. You're so stupid! Both sides must be symmetrical, don't you understand?"

After finally sharpening the pen tip, Liu Hanshao tried it on the paper. It was a bit sharp and the paper was scratched. So he ran to the door again, rubbed his butt on the stone board twice, and then hollowed out the pen barrel.

Covered with silk, he said to Shi Laodao cautiously: "Lao Dao, the technology is here. See the hole in the middle? Use cork that is easy to absorb water to plug it tightly, but you should also leave a part of the outside of the cork.

This slope is neatly cut..."

If he hadn't seen Liu Hanshao holding the pen tip and trying to scratch on the paper, Shi Laodao would probably have been dumbfounded. But when he roughly guessed Liu Hanshao's intention, apart from disbelief, he was also very interested.

After a meal of unremitting efforts, the first dip pen jointly produced by Liu Hanshao and Shi Laodao finally came out. When Liu Hanshao dipped in ink in a strange holding posture, he wrote on the paper smoothly.

When he was writing some words, Shi Laodao was completely stunned. Not only because this hairless and bald thing really turned into a pen and wrote words, but also because those words were written horizontally, and some of the words were written horizontally.

Experienced people can recognize it, but some people still don’t recognize it. It seems to be a brand new font. The most important thing is, are these... really all made by the three-year-old kid in front of me?

"How's it going? You've never played it, right?

Come on, try it too!"

Seeing Shi Laodao's confused face, Liu Hanshao was full of energy, but he was thinking in his heart that his stinky son always used the handwork assigned by the teacher to embarrass him, and he didn't know how many times he secretly scolded them. The school was embarrassed.

Forget about children, why not let go of the adults at home? It hasn’t stopped since kindergarten! It’s so good for a primary school student to know a few words well, but why do he do handicrafts and learn English? In the end, the stinky son is still

He was abducted by an online game, but he was hooked up with various productions, principles, and became a craftsman. But at this moment, Liu Hanshao finally understood the hard work of the school. They were to increase the blood of the vast number of time-travelers.

, Calcium supplementation increases the innate advantages!

Du Niang was just a little surprised, thinking that Shi Hou was just a smart boy who could come up with such weird things, but Shi Laodao was a literate person and knew the significance of it.

"Shi Hou, what is this word? Are you holding it like this?"

Shi Laodao no longer knew how to describe his level of shock. The hairless bald rod was now in his hand, as if he was holding it tightly to avoid crushing it, but he was holding it lightly to avoid it running away!

At this moment, Young Master Liu Han also realized that what he wrote was in simplified block letters... Well, even if these turtles were in block letters, it was still quite different from the traditional official script they used, so he pointed to the bottom of the words he wrote.

, said to Shi Laodao: "I said, you write! I have horns on my head and a tail behind me. No one knows how many secrets I have...I am a little dragon...little dragon!"

As he spoke, Mr. Liu Han couldn't help but sing. Who knows why Mr. Liu Han wrote such a few lyrics when he was trying to write? Maybe it was because when he was coaxing his son to play, he always accidentally exposed himself.

year of production.

As he was writing, Shi Laodao suddenly put down his pen, knelt on the ground, and bowed to Mr. Liu Han, kowtowing and mumbling incessantly.

"In the upper and lower realms, poor people are ignorant and do not know the true king. Please forgive me for your sins! Immortal, please save the people of the world..."

Although Du Niang on the side didn't know what was going on, she saw Shi Laodao kowtow to beg and cry bitterly, and then kowtowed numbly, which made Liu Hanshao confused.

It is said that after the Yellow Emperor defeated Chi You, he patrolled the four directions and took some of the original totems of various tribes to create the dragon totem. As for treating the emperor as a dragon, some say it started with Qin Shihuang, and some say it started with Liu Bang. Liu Bang said

After his mother had an affair with Long, he gave birth to himself. It is estimated that Liu Bang and Jesus were long-lost brothers, because Jesus did not want to be the son of a carpenter, and insisted on saying that he was the mother and the "cake seller."

"Jointly produced. However, the term "True Dragon Emperor" already existed in the Zhou Dynasty. We all know "Zhou Emperor". Anyway, these things are "mythical beasts". Let me tell you, we are not ordinary people, just fooling the common people.

Coincidentally, Liu Hanshao hummed and said that he was a Xiaolong man, and the person who heard this was an old Taoist priest who believed in gods and ghosts. In addition, with the "miraculous" testimony, if he didn't kowtow a few times, it would be impossible.

I'm sorry for Shi Laodao's many years of practice. But Han Ling Emperor Liu Hong is not dead yet! Selling his official position to make money, lifting the skirts of palace maids, all these things are very exciting. If this word spreads, I am afraid that Liu Han will not be the only one to die ugly.

One less person!

Besides, Mr. Liu Han didn’t want to be the unlucky emperor!

"Shh!"

For the first time since time travel, Young Master Liu Han felt a little scared and quickly stopped Shi Laodao and Du Niang.

"If you reveal the secret, you will die a good death!"

Shi Laodao stopped mumbling, but still kowtowed a few more times, and then he and Du Niang gradually stopped. What to do in the future is another matter. If these two people are fooled in front of him, at least he can do something.

Convenient and comfortable.
Chapter completed!