I'm very lazy, I wrote it once, but I don't want to write it again...

The following is something I posted on my Moments not long ago. It was written completely improvised. Don’t ask me who I am improvised, I am a good guy.

"If Life Is a Joke to You"

I was riding a bike after get off work late at night, and I was still the narcissistic boy. My sweat was attached to my clothes. Faced with the cool breeze, I was the protagonist!

According to the protagonist's plot, when I get home, I should be able to take a Cool.Cool bath, and then emit hormones that can only fascinate me, and then intoxicate the coolness after taking a shower, and finally fall asleep comfortably...

But life joked with me...

When I get home, the first thing I do after putting down my burden is to go to the bathroom to wash my hands.

Well, I skillfully pressed the hand sanitizer in my hand and turned on the faucet...

Yes, it roared slightly, coughed a little, and roared a little...

Oh, it turns out that the water is out of stock...

At that moment, I seemed to be a clown.

Well... I don't take this kind of fun... I want to take a shower... Oh my God!!!

Forget it, madness can make people lose their minds, so I chose quiet.

The first thing to solve is how to get rid of the hand sanitizer in my hand.

Huh, fortunately, there is half a bottle of water in the bottle of plants every day, which just happens to allow me to wash my hands.

After washing your hands, you should consider the necessary water, such as water you drink, water for brushing your teeth and washing your face, and water for flushing the toilet.

Of course, at critical moments, save as much as possible and make the most use of water.

OK, I'll buy three bottles of mineral water. Although I can't take a shower, I have to wash my hair and wipe my body...

As for the utilization rate of these three bottles of water, it is a little sad secret...

In short, when life is joking with you, don’t be too serious. Once you are serious, you will become addicted. Once you are addicted, life will play more and more jokes with you until you are powerless to resist...

Life likes to joke, don’t care too much, just smile...

I can't take a shower for a day, it doesn't matter, I can still wipe myself...

If I can't take a shower for two days, it doesn't matter, I can find a way to solve it...

If you still can't take a shower in three days...

I went to... I bought a watch in the New Year?! Life, are you kidding?!

Hahaha……

Hope there will be water tomorrow...

If not...

Hohoho...
Chapter completed!