Shouning Road is the most famous crayfish street in Shanghai. It is a wisp of smoke left among the exquisite high-rise buildings, but it also attracts diners who come here with its finger-licking delicacies. Then from another side,

Reflecting a more vivid magical city.

Sister Mei, the proprietress of Hongmei Shrimp House, knows that in time for the World Cup, a few TV sets must be installed in the store to ensure that business can be booming all night long, but sometimes it is annoying to catch up with people who are drunk and causing trouble. Fortunately, the national football team cannot enter the World Cup.

This group of drunkards has lost a stable excuse for drunkenness.

If it is before "a Joy" every year, you will have to post more soft articles on major public accounts. Then there will be a lot of little girls wearing strange clothes, and they will look like crazy people changing business cards/adding WeChat.

And there are more otakus, filling their small shops and creating long queues.

In this case, Sister Mei can always seize business opportunities and make a lot of money.

But no matter how knowledgeable she is about business, she still can't understand these customers.

I don’t even understand these circles.

It's like she can't understand what's the point of 22 people competing for a ball, and maybe 0:0 at the end of 90 minutes?

I always wonder why so many cute girls like to enter the men's restroom.

And tonight, those cheers that come and go outside, but that make people confused——

"Xian knife tower, Best knife tower!"

"Laogandaddy nb!"

"Paris, dong dong dong!"

"The Plum Emperor is invincible, the slant-jawed Teddy is in the air every day"

"fygod I'm going to give birth to a monkey for you!"

So Sister Mei can only look at each other in confusion with the little girl running the food. What is this? Hey, why is the girl at that table crying? It can't be a few bad boys at the same table bullying others, right?

?

"Woo~~~, my fy (a popular Dota2 player) has been cheated for so many years, and finally won the championship as he wished..." A very social pig girl cried like a 300-pound little daughter-in-law."

Uh-huh~~hiccup..." Yes, he even let out a small cry and burp.

"No, Tanye, why are you crying because this is such a happy thing?" A fat man next to him, who was obviously a little bigger than the people at the same table, comforted him.

By the way, this is me, the author + protagonist of this book - Ye Xiao, a 29-year-old elderly dotaer, as the name suggests, but it's not that I am brave, but because I love to eat late night snacks.

"Speaking of which, greedy master, isn't your husband a card master? How come FY belongs to your family again?"

"Master Ka is the main wife, and fy is my little husband, isn't it okay?"

“…………”(￣▽￣“)I don’t understand you girls very well.

"And my junior brother wants to break up with me, T^Twuwuwu... I'm so lucky that I'm so good to him."

Phew, I know I shouldn't laugh at this time, unless I can't help it. Why did our junior Harvester Greedy Ye break up with who knows which junior? I have a junior, and I never ride it.

?

"And Master, Li, you haven't been online for a long time, and Phoenix... Hiccup... Every once in a while, there are fewer online friends. Now open steam (game platform), Hiccup... I can only go

Playing csgo..."

"What can I do? I'm in despair too." He returned to me what Tan Ye said most often when playing games, "I have to take care of my children now, and I have to make money, so I don't have time."

I smiled helplessly and glanced at the people on the table. Most of them were friends in the group from all over the world. That is to say, this year's ti9 (the 9th Dota 2 International Invitational Tournament, equivalent to the World Cup of the Dota 2 game) was held in Shanghai for the first time.

Only then can we have a glass of wine and have sex face to face. Fortunately, this year the Chinese LGD team lived up to expectations and successfully won the championship, making the folks feel proud and proud at their own doorstep.

"Hey, let me tell you," I couldn't help but talk more while I was happy, "I had a dream this morning. It was terrible. Guess what?"

"Master, your wife discovered that you were hiding private money?"

“………”←_←What kind of gang of villains have I taught?

"To be honest, I had a dream last night. It was very real, but also quite scary. Do you think it is a good thing that TI9 will be held in China this time?"

"Yes, yes, I can finally watch TI live. I don't have to stay up all night. Hey, those foreign adults have to stay up for me this time~"

"But in my dream, none of us came to watch the game..." I recalled the scene in the dream while bragging with my friends.

"How is it possible? It's not easy to come to China to hold a ti, and it may only be this once in this life. We must support it.", "It is." The friends all said that this dream is unreliable.

So I started to explain the reason in detail: "Of course I wanted to come, but in my dream the organizer actually entrusted the ticketing work to a scalper company, um...

It seems to be called "Xiaodao". It is said that the employees there are all from single-parent families...

Anyway, except for some corner spots reserved for players, all other tickets have been sold to sky-high prices."

"Ah? It can still be like this? No one cares?" The friend thought to himself, Brother Xiao's dream is too dark, right?

"Who cares? Those who care about this matter are either those with vested interests, or they simply look down on e-sports. Who will care?

So watching the game broadcast in my dream is so funny——

The high corners of the auditorium were overcrowded.

A good seat in the front row, but half of it is free..."

Just imagining this scene made me feel disgusted. I finished half the bottle and continued, "Fortunately, this is in a dream. In reality, this ugly face of capitalism, where milk is poured into the river and not given to the poor, will not appear."

, we can still be lucky enough to buy tickets because we are old players, just for this reason, we can’t leave even one of us?"

"Go one, go one"!

"That's a must!"

"Hey, Master, you're really good at making things up. You're just mixing things up, right? You've made several bottles in a while..."

After a round of drinks, I continued to play the role of storyteller and shared the dream of the morning: "Not buying a ticket is not the scariest thing. The scariest thing is - LGD didn't win the championship this year. Can you believe it? Eating shit in a dream is the most terrifying thing.

Deadly!"

"It's impossible. The members of LGD are strong in last-hitting, strong in laning, fast in farming, strong in team fights, and have such high ladder points - how can they not win the championship if they are crushed by hard power? Master, your dream is unreliable.

"My eldest disciple Li was the first one not to believe it.

"I mean, I get angry just looking at you." I glanced at Li and continued, "I was dreaming that LGD didn't lose in the finals, but didn't even make it to the finals.

They lost to a cavalry team in the lower bracket finals, and they were in a great situation, but they were so stupid that they forced them to lose. Do you think it's annoying or not?

In the dream, those LGD team members looked like you (li)——

With the quickest operation, Kato Takashi can be completely destroyed, and at the critical moment, everyone transforms into a group-killing mini-motor.

li Do you need to apologize?"

"No, master, what does your dream have to do with me?" Li looked innocent.

Looking at the big apprentice who is being teased by me, I feel cute. Maybe stupid people have stupid luck, so this idiot has a pair of piano players. Karl refreshed twenty companies with ease and freehand, and brought it to life.

Dota has become a fighting game.

However, the trouble with his hands being faster than his brain is that even though his teammates' group control has already tied up the enemy's 5 people countless times, he will still launch a powerful hurricane without saying a word and blow the opponent into the sky.

Then he would leisurely perform the follow-up bo (combination of moves) underneath, leaving his teammates who were preparing for crazy output to stare at him with big eyes.

"Li, can't you just release magnetic storms, meteorites, ice walls, sky fires, etc.? Just blow J8?!"

"My, my, my, I'm used to it, this is a whole set of bo's that I can't separate. As soon as I started using 'Trouble', all of them came out..." Damn, cover your face, this careless disciple is so cute and silly

.

So it makes people want to bully and bully even more.

"You are such a loser. In order to attract girls, you do pesticides and eat chicken every day, and drag girls over to play Dota together." I took the lead in teasing, and fooled Li into blowing on the bottle.

"But don't tell me, although I was unhappy that LGD failed to win the championship in my dream, the championship team OG played really well.

These routines are all one after another, such as the big brother and the elf, the meat core milk push, the mid laner who is not developed and unlimited gank, the assistant filling life to protect the big brother..." While chatting, he looked at my group again.

Bros--

Sitting across the table and bragging loudly was Evers, the young prodigy from Macau who had been his apprentice for just two years.

Next to him is his senior brother, who is a little expert in martial arts, and every time he asks for a solo in the small theater after the game (one-on-one, a common way of resolving conflicts among Dota players), he has never failed - the group of people who are fighting against him are cowardly.

Tianji, it’s just for fun, no one dares to do a solo, I despise it.

They passed by one by one, and there were also the dark-type naughty girl Ah Lijun, the ten-thousand-year-old shadow demon king Snow, the arrogant cross-dressing boss Liu Hua, and the reverse version of 9527 who forcibly cooks the girls from the Holy Hall...

Hey, by the way, it’s a pity that Phoenix didn’t come. Back then, we were both famous guide masters (Kings of Strong Mouth) in Tieba. One time we were chatting and he said, “Among the people who write guides, we are the only ones with the lowest scores. I feel so low.”

ah."

"Then we should be proud, it shows that we can fool each other." Narcissistic Rume replied.

In fact, Phoenix has already booked TI tickets and hotels this time, and plans to bring his wife to watch the game.

However, I fell into a spirit two months ago, so now I can only stay at home with my wife to raise the baby.

Haha, if he gives birth to a boy, he will arrange a baby kiss with my daughter. This guy is so handsome, and his son will definitely be the same.

In this way, we were fighting for meat, fighting for wine, bragging, reminiscing, and cheering with the people at the next table, shouting random slogans, and before we knew it, it was almost nine o'clock.

"Brothers, I have to leave first to catch the high-speed train..." When I am usually with this group of people, I like to be mean-mouthed and complain the most, but suddenly I don't know what to say...
To be continued...