"Snapped!"

After the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground, I complained, "Oh shit, it hurts... Damn, Xiaohei, the mutton kebab seller, dares to cheat on me, he's dead..."

As I said that, I glanced around and was dumbfounded - Huh? Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? Am I not playing in the TI9 Finals?

Then after my careful reasoning - I must have been in a daze. As an old man (vegetable) and king (bird) wandering on the road of eternal cancer and super trouble to sainthood, I will be a ghost if I can go to ti.

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What's more, just now, I was celebrating LGD winning the TI9 championship with my friends.

Thinking about it carefully, there were too many unreasonable things in the dream game just now. For example, there is no need for Xiao Hei to trick us like this. For example, there is no need for the queen and ice girl to force the first wave to throw out all the big players, such as those

The style of play and routines are obviously not products of ti9...but these are not problems, the real problem is...

Isn’t I on the high-speed rail? Where is this place now! Ah? Ah~

Then I felt like I knew the answer. Of course this is my university dormitory.

Then, I discovered an even more amazing thing. On the one hand, I felt like I was a sophomore, but on the other hand, I clearly remembered that I was already a 29-year-old uncle.

Meow meow meow? Am I still awake?

I shook my head, sobered up, and looked at my phone. It was Tuesday, April 27, 2010. Well, it seems that I had a serial dream. First, I dreamed that I was middle-aged, and then I dreamed that I was attending something.

ti9 competition.

By the way, this dream was really magical. I could still remember it clearly after I woke up. Moreover, my dream was both realistic and fantastic.

for example,

In the dream, if a game player wins the championship, the prize money will be as high as tens of millions of dollars. Who would believe it? Remember, in this year’s highest (world) level competition, the prize money is only 40,000 to 50,000 U.S. dollars, which is still a soft girl coin.

In the dream, after I joined the workforce, I was working nine to five every day, just waiting to die. Can a genius like me do this? Why do I have to try it out?

And in my dream, how can a fat guy like me get such a beautiful and sensible wife? These legs, tsk tsk, this ass, tsk tsk tsk, this waistcoat line, my waist, oh yo yo, these breasts, wow~ these

The delicate collarbone and this face, if you think about it carefully, it looks a bit like Wang Luodan or Bai Baihe, oh hehe hehe, it’s really everything in a dream.

o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓

"What's wrong, Xiao'er? Are you okay?" The old man in the upper bunk heard me hitting the floor and laughing silly, and asked with concern, "Stop being silly and pack up quickly. Wang Nima will accept the procedure today, don't be too late."

"Oh, that's right." After hearing Bao's reminder, I remembered that Wang Nima accepted the mid-term homework early this morning. This guy is a typical old science nerd. He doesn't pay attention to formality, but he is also very unkind, so usually you

It's okay if you don't go to class for a semester, and he won't do anything like this, but if you can't complete the programming homework or exams he assigns, I'm sorry, just wait until you fail the class and retake it.

So I didn’t think too much. I packed my things and went to the teaching building quickly. It was business. Seeing Pang Di sitting on the bed opposite me playing games, I reminded him not to delay today out of the comradeship of being a scumbag.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, the dungeon is finished, it's time to touch the boss's body, Tian Lingling, Earth Lingling, please guarantee me to deliver good goods..."

Then I saw Pang Di's expression change from anticipation, to surprise, to ecstasy, and then to... wretchedness?

"Damn it, a phoenix appeared! I'm not going to wash my hands this month..." Pang Di quit the game without continuing to distribute drops or anything.

"Damn it, you made all the drops black?" Although I have never played wow, I can still understand it.

"It's necessary. Do you know how low the drop rate is for this Phoenix thing?" Pang Di proudly stroked his oily head back, pretending to be the god of gambling played by Fa Ge, "Let's put it this way, you may not be able to win in a lifetime.

I saw it once, but there was no..." He confidently scolded Fang Qiu <(￣︶￣)＞

"...There is no reason not to be evil, right?" I subconsciously said it.

"That's right, hey, Xiao'er, you understand quite well. Just like when the sword of brotherhood comes out, there are no more brothers." Pang Di is the kind of god who can use shamelessness as a passport. Remember the last time in Dark Phoenix

That's what he said.

Too lazy to pay attention to him, I packed up and rushed towards the teaching building. No, when did Pang Di come out of Phoenix? When did he say this? No, if he must have, it was the one who lived before me.

In the dream of 2019, haha, my dream is amazing, hey, it can also predict things.

I didn't have time to think too much, so I rushed all the way to the acceptance program classroom. This time, we were asked to use the Huffman coding algorithm to make a compression program. The acceptance form was that everyone went in to demonstrate in batches. If the program ran normally, we would then answer Wang Nima's few questions.

The code problem is ok.

I realized that I hadn't gotten there yet, so I found a place to sit down and prepare to familiarize myself with the code again, so as to save myself from having to worry about it.

But unexpectedly, I found that I was more familiar with the code I wrote before. You know, if a programmer doesn't write comments on the code, he will never be able to remember what he wrote in a few days.

Hold the grass, am I still smart after I dropped it today? I closed my laptop proudly and started wandering around.

First, I opened the door to see how the brothers who were checking inside were doing. Among them, there was this one——

"How long have you been doing this? No results yet?"

"Uh, teacher, I'm a little slow... I'll be fine soon!"

"Aren't you a little slow? In this time, my grandson has finished programming and running. He vomited, picked up his clothes, and went back to write it again."

There is also this——

"Teacher, I'm done running."

"Well, let me see, it's amazing~"

"Everywhere, teachers teach well."

"This is the first time I've seen someone use Huffman compression to compress a 10m file to 15m and rewrite the data structure."

...I feel like I can’t rely on Wang Nima’s venomous tongue. What the hell is this? After we graduate in two years, if any unsighted company recruits us, we will be really unlucky for eight lifetimes.

It seemed that it would be my turn for a while at this rate, so I could just keep wandering around. Then I saw a guy who was probably from the next class playing Dota there.

Speaking of Dota, it was actually originally just an RPG confrontation map made using the map editor of the classic game "Warcraft 3". There were 5 people on each side, each controlling a hero, in a competitive confrontation with the ultimate goal of destroying the enemy's base.

game.

When dota first became popular, many Star Chefs or those who specialized in playing Warcraft 3 looked down on dotaers, "Only control one hero? Isn't that for weak players?" But often when they get to play, they will change.

Cheng - "It smells so good!"

Easy to get started, hard to master!

That’s why it’s more attractive. Not only that, Dota is a game full of variables, games, cooperation, and even blood, courage, friendship, passion, and finally feelings. It was a national hit back then, and of course I played it too.

So I started watching this guy’s first-person perspective.

Oh, Shadow Demon (sf), this is definitely the most popular hero among passers-by (at that time). Without him, he is very pretentious. And when playing this kind of confrontational game, isn’t pretentiousness the first priority? Win or lose? Then

What kind of?

And why does Shadow Demon pretend to be cool? In addition to his cool appearance, the key is that he is strong enough, does high enough damage, and is also difficult to play well.

Let's just talk about his signature skill "Shadow Pressure". Other people's AOE skills with 300 damage usually require about 120 mana cost, but his is better, it only costs 75, which is like giving it for free.

The cd (cooling time) of other people's skills is usually about 10 seconds, and this time the shadow pressure is also 10 seconds. However, this skill is divided into three types of guns, zxc, from near to far, and the cd is calculated separately. So in others, you can only take it honestly

When dealing 300 damage, SF can deal 900 damage instantly with a beautiful three-shot combo of destruction (hitting three consecutive shots). In the early stage, you can kill anyone casually, and it’s just a matter of time to earn money.

Of course, there are advantages and disadvantages. Of course, such a buggy skill cannot be given away in vain. The price is that unlike other skills, if you want to hit the target accurately, you must do a good job in direction control, distance prediction and positioning.

For example, this guy in front of me saw a half-blooded Night Demon on the opposite side being chased by his teammates. He could kill a person with A (normal attack). He was probably about to win and wanted to show off his skills. He raised his hand to show off his confidence.

C gun——

Yeah, he deserves to be unlucky. I felt like the edge of the cannon was obviously scratched, but it didn’t cause any damage.@

This guy didn't believe in evil, so he took advantage of the situation and fired another X-cannon. However, because he didn't cancel the cast back of the previous shot, the shot was slow. As a result, the residual-blooded Night Demon narrowly escaped the shadow pressure's fire coverage area.

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In the end, naturally, the Z-cannon was empty again, and Night Demon carried a red blood bar and passed by Shadow Demon without losing a drop of blood...

~(￣▽￣~)~

In the end, I couldn't stand it anymore with Shadow Demon. I hit a flat A, but still missed because of a low slope and a high slope...

(￣y▽￣)~*Pfft, forgive me, I really couldn’t hold it back. He used three consecutive air pressures like a textbook. Is his ID the "Man Lou Red Sleeve Move"? (Back then, the Man Lou Red Sleeve Move accelerated Shadow Demon, six

Press all empty)

This earned me a blank stare from this guy, as if to say, "You can do it!"

Come on, why don't you laugh when you become a master of your own business?

After a while, this guy finished fighting and came to ask me for help: "What? Teach me how to use Shadow Demon? Let's go solo?" Fortunately, he is not from the Northeast, otherwise he probably would have started directly.

I glanced at the physique of the person opposite me and said, ahem, we are civilized people, and if we can BB, we won’t do anything (with those who are stronger than me). As for Dota——

"Okay, there's nothing to do anyway." This brother's level is not something I take seriously yet.
Chapter completed!