"Senior Brother Baiyun, I'm not a junior brother, I'm telling you, you can't deal with a female goblin, how can you become a great monk? How can you revitalize my great cause of Buddhism?"

After the crisis in meditation was over, Lin Hai unlocked the attributes of 'speaking without shame' and 'opening his mouth'. As soon as he took off his hat, he heard Bai Yun sigh and say with a bit of confusion:

"If it had only stopped here, the young monk would not have been injured in such an embarrassing situation. The reason why he is in this situation today is all because of Wang Zhou!"

Lin Hai's eyes widened when he heard that there was another twist in the plot. If he remembered correctly, Wang Zhou should be just a weak scholar with some literary talent in the story. How could he have the means to force Bai Yun, who was in the realm of annihilation, into such a situation?

?

It turned out that Bai Yun, who was eroded by fish poison, could also kill the pufferfish spirit with his cultivation strength. Bai Yun, whose life was threatened, naturally had no hesitation in subduing the monster. He used all his strength and punched the woman.

On the goblin's nose, the puffer fish's face suddenly looked like a soy sauce shop, salty, sour, spicy...

Lin Hai listened to Bai Yun telling him how he beat the female goblin in more and more detail, while the little girl Aizen on the side looked at Bai Yun with more and more vigilance. He couldn't help but secretly thought that this monk had been suppressed for too long and was a little violent.

tendency?

He immediately interrupted and said, "Did you kill the goblin?"

Bai Yun frowned and argued with Lin Hai with his neck stiffened: "Salvation, it is salvation! How can we call it killing for us to become monks? That is salvation..."

"Okay, okay, it's salvation, what's next?"

Lin Hai didn't want to get entangled with this guy and went straight to the topic. The latter sighed and continued:

"I carried the body of the puffer fish spirit to Wang Zhou and Mr. Zhang to explain the situation. They didn't believe it at first, and wanted my servants to capture me and bring me to the officials. Although the poor monk was poisoned, he was not afraid of them.

I used fists and kicks, but when they got tired of beating me and felt that the poor monk was a great monk who practiced the Tao, they began to believe what I said."

"They immediately told me that they were deceived by demons and ghosts only with their mortal eyes. They took the initiative to ask the poor monk to teach them the Dharma. It was rare for believers to actively seek the protection of the Buddha. The poor monk could not bear to reject their desire to worship the Buddha and suppressed it in his body.

Poison, I made an appointment with the Zhang family master to teach Dharma at his house for a day."

Lin Hai took the initiative to interrupt Bai Yun this time and suddenly said:

"I think you have a toxin attack in your body and are about to have a bowel movement again. Do you want to use the toilet silk from someone else's house?"

In ancient times, rich people used silk to wipe their buttocks in the toilets because they could be reused after cleaning. The silk itself was softer than bamboo. Of course, they didn't know about bacteria and so on. They just thought that after washing, there would be no odor.

OK.

The ruined temple was quiet for a long time. Yan Chixia and Lan Ran both groaned, and Bai Yun said angrily:

"Junior brother, how can you say such vulgar words? When has this poor monk ever..."

"On the way here, you cut off the bark of all the trees within a ten-mile radius."

Baiyun's anger couldn't help but stagnate for a moment, and then he continued to preach as if nothing had happened:

"When the poor monk was giving a lecture to the son-in-law of the Zhang family, he felt a little thirsty, so he drank a few more cups of tea sent by the servants. Unexpectedly, in just one afternoon, the evil poison in his body suddenly couldn't be suppressed and broke out out of control.

...Junior Brother Fahai, I have tolerated you for a long time, what do you think I am doing to my brother’s ass?!”

"Nothing, nothing, I think of happy things."

Lin Hai said it was nothing, but he thought in his heart that the detoxification method of the Vajra Indestructible Body is quite traditional. If he is poisoned, he will have diarrhea without any problem. If Baiyun couldn't control the poison at that time, does that mean...

Alas, forget it, keep a line in your life so that we can meet each other easily in the future, so I won’t talk about such a beautiful scene.

Originally, after the interruption between the two of them, the story should have become humorous, but Bai Yun's next narration still made everyone's heart sink.

"If ordinary poisons in the world are not enough to make this poor monk so embarrassed, the reason why I almost died in Zhang's house and was trapped by three ghosts is entirely because... Wang Zhou killed that monster with his own hands in order to kill me.

The puffer fish essence was boiled, and the most poisonous parts of the puffer fish were taken out and boiled into juice, which was then dripped into my tea soup. At that time, the poor monk wanted to use all his strength to punch him to death, but..."

Bai Yun suddenly stopped talking. Wang Zhou's expression and demeanor that day was like a madman. Even a person as advanced as Bai Yun still feels shuddering when he recalls it.

"This tea soup is made from my wife's bones. How do you like it? Does it taste good?"

"They clearly knew that the woman was transformed by a monster, so why did they still put the poor monk to death? The poor monk subdued demons and protected the world, so why did he end up in such a situation? Junior brother, teach me, junior brother, teach me... Could it be that the poor monk is in such a situation?

Did the monk really do something wrong?"

To be honest, Lin Hai couldn't tell the right and wrong of this for a while. From an emotional point of view, what Bai Yun did was indeed wrong. He didn't even harm anyone as a little demon. He only wanted to be with the one he loved. You better insist on it.

To tear people apart....

However, Baiyun's Zen mind was currently unstable, and it was not appropriate to say anything at this time. Lin Hai could only comfort him with gentle words, and finally calmed down with the sound of Mahayana Buddhism.

Looking at Bai Yun who was gradually falling asleep under the care of Aizen, Lin Hai unexpectedly thought of himself, or in other words, of Fa Hai in the White Snake World. When he took action against Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen, was he also doing it for the righteousness of the world?

, the principles of heaven and earth?

After experiencing so many bizarre and twists of Liaozhai stories, Lin Hai no longer judged the right and wrong here from the point of view of reading cold books.

"Don't think about it. We mortals can't clearly distinguish between the grudges and grudges in this world."

Yan Chixia put the sword box on the ground, used it as a bed and lay down on it. She closed her eyes and said the principles of Yan's actions:

"When I was young, I once said to someone that I would like to use my body to bring justice to the injustices in the world. But there are so many injustices in the world, how can I take care of them on my own? Just follow your heart and do your best when things happen, like me.

As a man who slays demons and hates evil, one day he met that stupid scholar Ning Caichen. He felt that he and the female ghost were just a pair of crazy men and resentful women. If they couldn't stand it, they just wanted to help. How can there be so many great principles? I don't mind it either.

So tired!"

Yan Chixia's words were straightforward and simple yet had the taste of the simplest human world. They were bold and forthright, and it was fun to listen to them. Lin Hai laughed and asked Yan Chixia, who was lying down with her eyes closed to relax:

"Brother Yan, why did you fall asleep?"

"Of course I need to keep my spirits up, and I'll meet those three ghosts later in the evening to see what abilities they have, how dare they harm an eminent monk like Master Baiyun!"

When Yan Chixia said this, Lin Hai just remembered that there were still three ghosts that had not been dealt with, and immediately asked Aizen: "What are the origins of those three?"

Aizen's face was still frightened, and he shook his head in confusion. Baiyun might know a little bit, but he was asleep now and couldn't answer this question.
Chapter completed!