"Could it be that what you killed was not the six-eared macaque, but the Monkey King?"

The ADHD ape with a strong thirst for knowledge looked at Lin Yu eagerly.

Lin Yu regretted it too much. After deceiving a group of apes, he asked endless questions and could only use his brain to deal with it.

"The ones we killed were certainly six-eared macaques, but they were not six-eared macaques."

Buddhism pays attention to Zen principles, but in fact many of them are false principles, and there are also various PUAs.

Whether you believe it or not, anyway, I believed.

Upon hearing what Lin Yu said, all the apes really scratched their heads and ears.

The golden auspicious clouds carried them slowly flying into the depths of the foggy area.

"Although this six-eared macaque is destined to be my Buddha, it is not a pure six-eared macaque. It is obsessed with becoming the Monkey King, breaking all restraints, hating the whole world, transforming into nondescript, and still has the desire for my Buddha in its heart.

It’s not pure.”

"So, boy, you deliberately killed it and brought it back to life?"

"Then when will it be resurrected?"

"Now that its obsession has dissipated, how can it be resurrected? Will it still have such an obsession after its resurrection? Will its obsession change?"

The apes were chattering, discussing, and even making up their own minds.

"If it can be resurrected, it means it has a predestined relationship with my Buddha. If it doesn't, it means it has no predestined relationship with my Buddha."

Lin Yu was serious and talking nonsense.

This is really beyond his ability. As a scientific research dog in a laboratory, this is the first time he has boasted like this.

The apes actually believed this and did not ask the question of whether they would be resurrected. Instead, they found another way.

"Venerable Tongzi, what if this six-eared macaque is still obsessed with you after he is resurrected? What if he is resentful of you?"

Lin Yu suddenly remembered a joke Mu Mian told him in the past.

"Let me tell you a story about the Great Paddlewheel Dharma King when he was practicing in the human world!"

The apes were so happy that their eyes widened and their ears pricked up, and their evil aura became much lighter.

Even Jiabailou listened attentively, "If you want to achieve Buddhahood, you must incarnate in the human world and experience it. As apes, we lack these experiences. Please tell the Venerable Tongzi in detail so that we can be enlightened."

"This is the story of the time when Dharma King Liuli Minglun was incarnated as a wild goose..."

"The wild goose transformed by the Buddha, in order to save a hunter, understood the great path of Buddhism."

A purple-haired ape pretended to be profound and said: "It must be the wild goose transformed by the Buddha. It pecked out the hunter's eyes, letting the hunter know that drinking and pecking is a predetermined decision?"

The white ape twisted his waist and laughed: "What allusion are you using? This should be the wild goose transformed by the Buddha that was deliberately hunted by the hunter, and then pecked out the hunter's eyes, so that the hunter would understand when retribution comes!"

Another old ape scratched his creaking nest and bared his teeth and said: "You are all wrong. It must be the wild geese transformed by the Buddha, luring hunters to chase them, turning the hunter's children into the appearance of wild geese, and letting the hunters shoot their own geese with their own hands."

Children, and then mocked the hunter while he was crying. The hunter died of angina, and then he was reborn as a Buddhist through repentance."

"Hmph! It should be that the Buddha, as a wild goose, easily pecked out the hunter's eyes and ate his flesh. He did this for eternity. This happened for several lives. The hunter couldn't bear it anymore and realized it on his own."

Lin Yu was stunned. These apes were wearing cassocks, but they had no mercy at all. They were all killing, flesh and blood, and they kept talking about being vicious and cruel.

He felt more and more frightened by these apes, so he had no choice but to hide and look for opportunities to escape.

He bravely said

Said: "The Buddha was deliberately caught by the hunter. While the hunter was sharpening his knife, the Buddha opened his mouth to discuss the Tao with him."

"Last year, you asked me, I was the wild goose that pooped on your head when I was flying north the year before last. I admit it frankly, but the poop last year was just what I did and I have long forgotten it, so why should you care? As for you because of this?

What’s the point of holding a grudge against shit? Because of me, you didn’t waste your time for a year and waited every day. I can understand it as missing you. Waiting is a kind of fate. How can beautiful words be compared with shit?

"

"Haha! Buddha really has a brilliant tongue, wonderful words, and interesting words."

"And how does the hunter answer?"

Several apes tugged at the corners of Lin Yu's clothes and looked at him eagerly.

If they weren't wary of Lin Yuyue's identity as a boy with scales and stone apertures, these impatient apes would probably scratch him with their claws.

Lin Yu pulled back the corner of his clothes and said seriously: "This hunter is relieved, saying he is compassionate, and never mentions the old grudge that the Buddha had when he flew north."

"Then the hunter realized the Dharma and became a Buddha?"

"I really envy this hunter that he allowed the Buddha to take so much trouble to use such wonderful methods to achieve enlightenment."

"Yes! I really want to kill this hunter and replace him with me."

Lin Yu raised his stone spear, struck it on the heads of the talking apes, and said in a cold voice: "How can you be qualified to let the Buddha enlighten you with his wonderful method!"

Of course, he will not be afraid of these apes blindly, but will beat them to establish authority in due course.

Otherwise, these furry beasts might just climb on his head.

Several apes held their heads and bared their teeth and squeaked, but they did not dare to vent their anger towards Lin Yu, their evil eyes gleaming as they glanced randomly.

Two apes relented and stepped forward to wipe Lin Yu's shoes, carefully dusting off the dust, and looked at Lin Yu fawningly, "Sir Tongzi, may I ask what the next chapter is like?"

"When we are enlightened, Venerable Tongzi hits our heads with a stick three times. Do you want us to come back after the third watch to listen to the rest?"

Several monkeys scratched their ears and cheeks, very excited, but they immediately covered their mouths, and their evil eyes flickered left and right, fearing that other monkeys would hear it, but a group of monkeys came up, and they obviously heard it, and their intestines were immediately turned green, and they kept twisting.

Hold your mouth.

Lin Yu blinked his eyes. These apes really have wonderful minds and can make up countless things on their own, but that's fine.

He said slowly: "Of course the hunter later figured out that the wild goose transformed by the Buddha deliberately defecated on his head and fooled him. Of course, he hated the Buddha deeply from then on and searched everywhere, trying to kill him.

The wild goose transformed by the Buddha shot and killed."

"Hmph! This hunter really doesn't know what's good and what's good. He must have been shot to death by a wild goose transformed by the Buddha with a hunting bow!"

"Shut up! Don't be angry!"

Lin Yu spat on the ape who interrupted, and directed a few flattering apes, "Throw this stubborn renegade from the Buddha down!"

Several flattering apes were shocked and looked at Jiabailou. Seeing that Jiabailou had no expression, they gritted their teeth, shouted, picked up the interfering ape with a crooked mouth, and threw it under the auspicious clouds.

Hearing a long series of screams, all the apes became more serious and realized that the boy venerable had a temper.

Jia Bailou did not forget to smooth things over, "The Buddha has become a bishop, the Great Protector is in charge of guarding, and Venerable Tongzi is in charge of killing and wielding fierce soldiers. You must not ignore Venerable Tongzi."

It did not forget to smile at Lin Yu to express friendship.

After all, after listening to the story that Lin Yu just told about the Buddha turning into a wild goose, it still

It's quite interesting and seems to contain profound meaning and truth.

Lin Yu made a show of force, and after killing a crooked-mouthed ape that couldn't open his eyes, his confidence exploded, and he raised his eyebrows and said: "A year later, the Buddha will naturally shit on the hunter's head again, and let the hunter chase him."

After living for a year, I finally couldn’t bear any resentment!”

The apes all showed disbelief, but they did not dare to do it again.

Lin Yu was in a happy mood and continued: "The hunter caught up with the Buddha. He raised his bow and arrow and asked the Buddha whether the wild goose that pooped on his head during hunting last year was it again. This time he got away with it by teasing him with poop. This time

But don’t expect it to be easy again.”

"Then the Buddha replied, 'Yes, this time the goose that pooped on your head was me again. You harbored resentment and searched for me for a year to kill me. But because of this, you walked out of the mountains and experienced a different world outside.

No more killing, am I not the Buddha who has come to save you? My shit is destined to fall on your head. It is your blessing and enlightenment from the Buddha, because it is not shit, but the nectar transformed by the fate of the Buddha.

I am a messenger of Buddha.'"

"This hunter clasped his hands together and said he was compassionate."

This time Jia Bailou also came over and asked curiously: "Then this time, the hunter has completely converted to Buddhism, right?"

Lin Yu shook his head and no longer pretended, but said: "The hunter is still nostalgic for the mortal world. Naturally, the wild goose transformed by the Buddha pooped on his head for the third time. The hunter asked again, and the Buddha answered like this..."

"Do you know why I keep shitting on your head again and again? This is really not shit, but a gift from the Buddha, year after year, every year in the future, such as Qingming Festival, Dragon Boat Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, etc.

During festivals and the twenty-four solar terms, I come to give gifts. So this is not shit, but a real gift. This is called a habit. Once you get used to receiving gifts during these festivals, you will be able to accept them calmly in the future.

Already."

"In the future! If I don't come, I'm afraid you'll still be waiting for me. Why don't I come and give you gifts? If I really don't come, you'll probably give birth to resentful ghosts. It's the Autumn Equinox, autumn

The first cup of milk tea should not be loved!"

"The hunter was fascinated by what he heard. Finally he prostrated himself and asked the Buddha to ordain him, so that he would no longer miss the mortal world."

Jia Bailou clapped his hands and said: "Wonderful, wonderful, this is the truth of the supreme Buddhist Dharma and Zen!"

A group of apes couldn't understand it, but they felt it was awesome for no reason. Anyway, the leaders such as Jia Bailou and Bai Yuan applauded, so it must be good and it must be the supreme Dharma.

At this moment, they looked at Lin Yu with admiration and fear.

Du Han next to him was already numb, and he admired Lin Yu's mouth.

This is good, at least by exchanging blows, I have become familiar with these apes, and even gained a certain right to speak and established authority.

Lin Yu also breathed a sigh of relief. This nonsense actually had results.

These apes all understand the Buddha's teachings in a specious way, but they don't understand the essence, but they don't know how to pretend to understand, and they have almost entered the evil Buddhist path.

Now it's better, his image as a boy venerable has become more majestic.

The golden auspicious clouds flew slowly, and at some point, there was a pop sound, as if they had squeezed into some difficult place.

Then, everyone's eyes lit up. There was no more fog ahead, but they entered an open valley.

"Look over there!"

The ape with protruding eyes pointed at one spot, apparently having superior eyesight.
Chapter completed!