When the time came, Ji Lin suddenly transformed from an emperor into a little country dog.

The handsome emperor lay face down on the table with a "Bang!" sound, and his face almost fell into the soybeans of honey-glazed barbecued pork rice.

Ji Ya witnessed the emperor's great transformation into a living person with his own eyes, but because he was too drunk, he didn't pay attention at all, and laughed and laughed at the emperor's drunkenness.

While Ji Ya laughed at the emperor for being drunk first, he also pulled the emperor who was lying on the table. The emperor was completely unconscious at this moment, so he was very "submissive" and allowed Ji Ya to pull him without any reaction at all.

Ji Yapa pulled the emperor to get addicted and said: "Haha, you are drunk, you are drunk! Your drinking capacity is too light, get up and drink, drink!"

Qi Lu had a splitting headache and was afraid that Ji Ya would find out something. If Ji Ya knew about the relationship between the emperor and the little local dog, wouldn't the world be in chaos?

Qi Lu quickly held the sacrificial tooth to prevent him from trying to pull the emperor, and coaxed him and said, "Brother, you are drunk. Brother, shall I help you go back and rest?"

"No... don't!" Ji Ya denied, waving his hands randomly.

The emperor fainted, and the little country dog ​​immediately woke up, raised his head, and shook his head. Only then did he realize that it was time for him to be pregnant, and he had transformed from the emperor into a little country dog.

He raised his head and saw that Ji Ya was bullying "him", pulling at the emperor's head, and yelling at the emperor to get up and drink.

The little bitch rushed over angrily, "Ouch!" and yelled at Ji Ya.

Ji Ya has always been afraid of dogs, even a little puppy like a little native dog. He was so frightened that he immediately panicked and even hugged Qi Lu tightly.

Ji Lin wanted to teach Ji Ya a lesson for daring to bully her and steal her food, but when Ji Ya got nervous, she hugged Qi Lu tightly.

When Ji Ya heard the dog barking, he was frightened out of his mind, but his head was numbed by alcohol and his movements were uncontrollable. He not only hugged Qi Lu tightly, but also jumped on Qi Lu with all his strength, wishing he could follow Qi Lu Climb to the top of his head.

Qi Lu's head was covered by Ji Ya, and he couldn't see anything clearly. Although Ji Ya was not tall, he was still a good practitioner. He suddenly jumped on Qi Lu, and Qi Lu lifted him as if he were lifting a dumbbell. Those oversized dumbbells.

Ji Ya shouted: "Stinky dog! Stinky dog! Go away, quickly...go away quickly! Brother, save me, there are dogs...wuwu, there are dogs..."

The little local dog just wanted to scare Ji Ya, but he didn't expect Ji Ya to slap his nose on his face, hang on to his Taifu, and hug him so closely.

Qi Lu himself couldn't feel the intimacy at all, and thought to himself, I am really not suitable for lifting things up.

Boom——

There was a loud noise, because Ji Ya used Qi Lu as a pole and climbed up along the pole. Qi Lu couldn't lift him at all. The two of them shook and fell directly on the couch. Ji Ya gave Qi Lu a knot. A solid wall.

When the little local dog saw it, it became even more delicious. He immediately jumped on the couch crazily and pulled the sacrificial tooth hard with his little paws, trying to get him up. The sacrificial tooth was afraid of dogs, which seemed to form a vicious circle, screaming: "Ah - brother! Blow it away quickly! Little beast, stinky dog! Go away..."

Qi Lu slumped on the couch with a look of despair, listening to the barking of the little local dog and the scream of the tooth sacrifice, and now he just wanted to roll his eyelids.

Qi Lu weakly shouted: "Little Yang! Little Yang, are you there? The rivers and lakes are calling for help!"

Naoyang Jian was about to take a rest when he suddenly heard a crowd forming in Taifu Qi's house and heard Taifu Qi's voice calling for help. He thought something had happened, so he rushed over and opened the door with a bang.

When Qi Lu saw the sheep's shoulder, he immediately felt as if he was seeing his relatives and said: "Quick, little sheep, go and invite the grandson and grandson to come!"

Luoyang Jian's eyelids twitched, and he couldn't help but leave the house immediately and ran to the courtyard of the Zheng envoy to invite the princes and grandsons to come over. In the words of Taifu Qi, it was a river and lake rescue...

Both the grandson and the grandson were about to rest. After all, it was past midnight and it was already late. He took off his robe and lay on the couch. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he heard a "bang bang bang" knock on the door.

The voice of Yaoyang Jian sounded outside the door: "Zheng Gongsun, have you had a rest? Master Qi asked you to come over. A senior traveler from the state of Zheng is drunk. Master Qi asked you to come and pick him up."

Isn't it true that the great people of Zheng are the special envoys who welcome brides and sacrifice their teeth?

Both the grandson and the grandson immediately stood up, frowned, and said, "Just come."

Qi Lusheng slumped on the couch helplessly. Ji Ya and the little local dog were still making noises. It was clear that there was one person and one dog, but there didn't seem to be too many obstacles when the two people communicated. As for what he said, Taifu Qi said that he couldn't hear it very well. Got it.

Ji Ya shouted: "Stinky dog! You hairy beast, get out of here!"

The little native dog barked: "Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"

Ji Ya shouted again: "Go away, if you dare to bite me, I will...I will...I will bite you too!"

The little native dog barked: "Ouch - Ouch -"

Ji Ya continued to shout: "You stinky dog, believe it or not, I will ask my brother to make you stewed dog meat, grilled dog meat, fried dog meat!"

The little native dog barked: "Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"

Both the grandson and the grandson hurriedly came to the door of Qi Lu's house and heard the sound of sacrificing teeth. They giggled drunkenly and said: "Hey hey hey...brother...brother is mine. Today I...I want to follow you." Brother, let’s rest together…”

The prince and his grandson both frowned and knocked on the door with a dark face. Sure enough, they saw the sacrificial tooth. The emperor was still in the house, but the emperor seemed to be drunk. The sacrificial tooth was hung on Qi Lu's body and he said, While pulling on his belt and clothes, he also pulled the brocade quilt over, as if he was about to go to bed.

When Qi Lu saw both the grandson and the grandson walking in, he immediately said, "Quick, Gongsun Zheng, take the sacrificial tooth away quickly."

Both the grandson and the grandson had dark faces. They walked over with a sullen face and refused to let Xi Ya continue to take off his robe. Si Ya narrowed his eyes and said drunkenly: "You...who are you!"

Both the grandson and the grandson's eyelids twitched, and he said gloomily: "We are all drunk, so please go back."

"Huh?" Ji Ya said strangely: "Zi... pig? Who is the pig? Hahahaha - I know, you... you are a pig! You are a pig!"

Ji Ya looked like a silly son of a landlord and smiled happily. When he laughed, his face turned even darker, turning as black as the bottom of a big firewood pot that had never been washed.

The grandson and grandson simply walked over and picked up the sacrificial tooth.

"Ah, ah -" Ji Ya yelled, but because he was so drunk, his surprised shout was soft, and he also prolonged his voice and said: "Put - let me down, I want to rest with my brother. Put me down!"

Neither the prince nor the grandson paid any attention to those who offered the tooth sacrifice. They carried the tooth sacrifice and said to Qi Lu: "Tai Tuo, the young gentleman who sacrificed the tooth lost his temper after drinking. I have to apologize to the Tai Fu for him."

Qi Lu rubbed his forehead, hugged the little native dog that barked at its teeth, waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, just take it away quickly."

Gongsunsundu immediately carried Sacrifice Ya and walked out. However, Gongsunsundu stopped doing it and kicked Gongsunsundu hard, beat and hit him, and even bit people. While biting, he shouted vaguely: "Yes... yes." Assassin! Robbery! Catch the assassin—"

The Tiger and Ben troops in Guanyi were alarmed. Zhu Dan rushed out of the house in disheveled clothes, still holding a sword in his hand. He was about to catch the assassin. He took a closer look and saw that there was an assassin there. He was clearly a sacrifice. The young gentleman was drunk and causing trouble.

Gongsun and Sundu apologized apologetically to the tiger soldiers who ran out, and hung their sacrificial teeth on Gongsun and Sundu's shoulders. They didn't apologize at all and shouted: "You are ugly, you are ugly! You ugly man! Let me down." …I’ll spit it out for you to see!”

Both the grandson and grandson said with dark faces: "Stop making trouble, if you make trouble again..."

Before Gongsunzi could finish his threatening words, Ji Ya immediately interrupted him and said, "Don't talk to me! I don't want to talk to ugly people!"

Both Gongsun and Sunzi said: "..."

Qi Lu heard from a distance the sounds of his grandson and grandson carrying away the tooth sacrifices. It was so "intense" and the screams kept echoing. For those who didn't know, he thought some cruel and inhuman torture was being used.

Qi Lu breathed a sigh of relief and closed the door. He didn't have time to clean up the table and the wine jar. He glanced at the unconscious emperor lying on the table, dragged the emperor up without complaint, and threw it on the couch with "Gudong!" .

Qi Lu planned to execute the handsome emperor on the spot today, but he didn't know that Ji Ya suddenly came out to cause trouble. Qi Lu didn't have the strength anymore. He was exhausted and fell next to the emperor. He simply hugged the sleeping emperor with one hand. The emperor, holding the little native dog in his other hand.

Qi Lu closed his eyes in a daze, still thinking: Does this count as a hug?

The emperor woke up early the next morning. He still had official documents to deal with. He couldn't sleep too late today, but Qi Lu hadn't woken up yet. He was all drunk and drunk. He rested too late yesterday, so Ji Lin went to bed. Without waking him up, he stood up quietly, covered Qi Lu with a brocade quilt, and left the house. He told Niaoyang Jian not to disturb the Taifu and let him rest well.

Qi Lu woke up naturally after a long sleep, and finally woke up. He vaguely heard a loud noise and the sound of footsteps, "Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap!" Running back and forth, they walked through Qi Lu's house door. I passed by in front of me, and I would run over and back.

Qi Lu opened his eyes, and it turned out that he was not dreaming. The "tapping" sound continued, as if someone was busy.

Qi Lu stood up, washed and changed his clothes, opened the door and walked out. As expected, many eunuchs and maids were busy.

"Hurry! Hurry, why hasn't the medical officer come yet?"

"Hold on for a while, the people there are already impatient!"

"Can you afford to delay Gongsun's illness?"

Qi Lu looked at the crowd running around the door in bewilderment. It happened that Ji Ya also woke up, walked over refreshed, stretched, waved to Qi Lu from afar, and said: "Brother!"

Qi Lu was a little scared when he saw Ji Ya running towards him, fearing that Ji Ya would jump on him again and crawl along the pole. Qi Lu's arms were still sore. It must be because he had "lifted dumbbells" too much yesterday. .

Qi Lu said: "Brother, are you sober?"

Ji Ya said "Hi" and said, "If you drink a little bit, you'll wake up a long time ago. It won't be a problem. Brother, don't worry!"

Qi Lu thought silently in his heart, brother is not worried, brother is afraid...

Qi Lu pointed to the busy palace servants and said, "What is going on? Is Zheng Gongsun sick?"

Ji Ya clicked his tongue and said: "That ugly guy Gongsun Yan is as strong as a cow, how can he get sick?"

Ji Ya kept complaining about Gong Sundu, and when he saw Qi Lu shaking his head slightly and winking at him, Ji Ya said strangely: "Brother, do your eyes hurt? Why are you blinking all the time?"

Qi Lu's eyes hurt, it was his head that hurt. Just when Ji Ya was complaining that his father-in-law and his grandson were all ugly and as strong as a cow, the ugly guy who was as strong as a cow happened to walk over.

Standing behind Ji Ya.

Ji Ya looked at Qi Lu with concern on his face, and then heard a voice whispering in Ji Ya's ear: "Isn't it bad for Mr. Ji Ya to talk about others like this behind his back?"

Ji Ya was so frightened that he shivered. More importantly, his ears were warm. Gongsun Sundu's breath came in along his ears, and a numb feeling went directly into his heart. He was so scared that Ji Ya quickly covered himself.

He moved his ears back, but he didn't know that he would be right in Gongsundu's arms.

"Be careful..." Grandson and grandson didn't expect Ji Ya to be so frightened, so he quickly hugged Ji Ya to prevent him from falling.

On the contrary, Ji Ya was even more frightened. He covered his ears, pushed Gong Sundu away, and ran away without his life.

Both the grandson and the grandson looked a little surprised, and then they looked at the direction where Sacrifice Ya was running away and squinted their eyes. However, they quickly came back to their senses and said to Qi Lu: "Mr. Qi doesn't know something. This sick Gongsun is...

Gongsun of Qi State."

Qi Lu suddenly realized, yes, there were two Gongsuns living in their palace. One was Gongsun Sundu of Zheng State, and the other was Gongsun Wuwu of Qi State. Both of them were grandsons of the king, so they were both called Gongsun.

Yesterday Yu Yu surrendered and led the people to release the envoy from Qi State. Gongsun Wuzhi of Qi State had been having a fever when he came back. I think he woke up after a night. I don’t know what happened.

What illness.

Qi Lu thought to himself that as the Emperor's Tutor, he should always go and visit.

Qi Lu had nothing to do and happened to go to Gongsun Wuzhi's house to check out. He went to the courtyard where the Qi envoy stayed. Unexpectedly, he met Prince Fan at the gate of the courtyard. Prince Fan was holding a small baby in his hand.

The medicine box came in a hurry, seemingly traveling the same way as Qi Lu.
To be continued...