Chapter 1352 Mediation
Author: Ying Ying Xiong
"What do you want to do?" Hu Yifei was a little surprised.
Lu Zhanbo's eyes were extremely serious: "There are knowledge lectures every day in the Science and Technology Museum. I'll see which one is more interesting, and then go out to date the girl again."
"This is good, the two major species on earth." Lu Zhanbo seemed to have seen some interesting title, and was very interested: "Humans and cockroaches."
Hu Yifei immediately threw herself on Zhuang Ming, like a sloth, with a wry smile on her face: "Zhanbo, it's my fault that I'm sorry. I'm making things so difficult for you. I keep encouraging you to chase girls. Your level is not high enough."
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"Ah? Level?" Lu Zhanbo was a little confused.
"Yes, level, you need to upgrade now." Hu Yifei said with certainty.
"Upgrade? Play games?" Lu Zhanbo didn't know why his pursuit of girls had anything to do with games.
"Yes, the game must be played level by level, and the levels must be upgraded level by level. You can't just learn how to shoot the ball and then go to play in the NBA, right?" Hu Yifei followed the temptation and continued: "Looking at it now,
If you want to pursue a girl, you still need to spend more time and practice more."
Although Lu Zhanbo felt something was strange, it still sounded very reasonable, so just ignore him.
As long as there is a way for him to find a girlfriend, everything else is just a cloud.
Zeng Xiaoxian's hand holding the coffee froze for an instant, and his wretched face twitched wildly. He thought to himself: "My program is really effective, so will I still be ruthlessly arranged by the leader in the middle of the night?"
"Yes, yes, yes, you and Taishang Laojun." When Hu Yifei said this, Lu Zhanbo became even more elated, but the next moment he turned to stone.
Zeng Xiaoxian shrugged and expressed helplessness: "I saw today that Zi Qiao has started looking for a new girlfriend on the iPartment website. It seems that they have really broken up."
Hu Yifei was stunned for a moment, and then her face became full of confusion: "How should I put it? If we use your level as the standard, then I am basically on the same level as Tathagata."
Of course, he would not say such self-slapping words. After all, no one likes to slap themselves in the face, especially people like Zeng Xiaoxian who like face-saving very much.
Of course, how does Hu Yifei, who has never been in love, know that what she is doing is wrong?
Even if she knew, she would probably continue to do it.
The blue waves were rippling, the beautiful eyes were moving, and the eyes were moving across Zhuang Ming's knife-carved face, and a trace of shyness flashed imperceptibly.
And then he said it.
"Tai Shang Laojun." Lu Zhanbo blurted out with a proud look on his face, as if he was just like Taishang Laojun. After all, he was also one of the Three Pure Ones, basically on the same level as Tathagata.
"Tathagata?" Lu Zhanbo was stunned, and then asked expectantly: "What about me?"
"By the way, Teacher Zeng, isn't your program specifically designed to solve this kind of problem?" Zhuang Ming suddenly asked.
"But now, yesterday Meijia scolded Ziqiao in front of me for two and a half hours without repeating a word." Lin Wanyu sighed, always feeling a little pity.
Even in school, most of the people I come into contact with are weirdos. Their interests and concerns are no longer the same as those of ordinary people in life.
It can be said that Hu Yifei failed to persuade him, and instead made Lu Zhanbo very angry. After all, those words hurt his self-esteem too much.
Zhuang Ming watched the two people's serious conversation calmly from the side. It was unscientific for Hu Yifei to ask Lu Zhan to learn how ordinary people live.
Then Lu Zhanbo suffered a tragedy. Everyone in the iPartment knew the result of angering Hu Yifei.
"Yes, yes, Teacher Zeng, you should be very good at handling these things." Lin Wanyu nodded immediately. She had also interned under Zeng Xiaoxian.
In the bar at night.
The face that was so complacent and wanted to be cool suddenly stiffened, which was embarrassing and angry.
"Am I at a low level?" Lu Zhanbo asked in confusion.
Lin Wanyu, who was sitting quietly next to Zhuang Ming with a rosy and shiny face, then complained: "There have been more and more strange things recently. Everyone seems to have encountered something. It feels weird. Now even the relationship between Zi Qiao and Mei Jia is...
Something went wrong. You Xin remembers the day we first moved into the iPartment. They fell in love at first sight, Lord Lu Bu and Little Diao Chan. It was so sweet. Not to mention how envious I was at that time. I remember the date clearly."
He immediately stood up and asked impatiently: "How to upgrade? Do I need to kill monsters?"
All Hu Yifei's teachings were in vain.
This leads to a very obvious problem.
It's okay if you say you know, but it's your fault if you say it.
After all, Lu Zhanbo's own brain is different from that of ordinary people. He has similar common sense about life, but his brain circuits are different.
The famous emotional host, this is what Zeng Xiaoxian often talks about.
"What do you call the old man who locked the monkey in the alchemy furnace?" Hu Yifei thought for a moment and said.
"This is the same as playing games. The best way is to start with the simplest ones and accumulate experience points before you can upgrade." Hu Yifei explained in a serious manner.
That day was also the first day she met him, and it was like a dreamlike encounter.
After all, this kind of thing really gives a sense of accomplishment.
He said solemnly: "Usually for this kind of problem, I will let them make the long-term pain worse than the short-term pain. Forget about breaking up. Young people are like this. After going around in a big circle, they will think of taking the regret medicine."
Zeng Xiaoxian complained to Zhuang Ming: "I originally thought that Ziqiao and Meijia were just acting, but why did it become more and more intense? It's really strange."
Zhuang Ming couldn't tell that Zeng Xiaoxian quickly turned around after speaking, for fear of exposing more flaws.
What Hu Yifei said next was this: "You are basically on the same level as the soot in Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace."
Although he didn't care much about it, the difference in the last sentence was a bit too big!
Obviously he feels that there is no difference between him and his sister.
He also acted cool and pretended to go and get some more coffee with the bartender.
But Lin Wanyu, who had an extremely strange brain circuit, was thinking seriously, clapped her hands excitedly and shouted: "Yes, if they start dating other people, maybe they will realize that each other is the most suitable person for each other."
Zeng Xiaoxian, who was drinking coffee with a guilty conscience, was also stunned. He didn't expect this question at all. It sounded reasonable, but the question soon appeared: "What if they don't regret it? These two guys are not fuel-efficient.
Both the lamp and the emotional intelligence are very high.”
Lin Wanyu was once again caught in a dilemma. This problem was very difficult.
A new problem has arisen, how should it be solved?
Chapter completed!