Boss Jia still remembers that when he was studying, he admired Edison so much that he admired him.

The 7-year-old Edison is so smart. He is 9 years old and he is still admiring a 7-year-old child. It is simply embarrassing.

Later, as he grew older, he accidentally saw this text again. Boss Jia felt that his brain was probably eaten by a zombie. The amount of complaints in this text was so much that it was beyond replenishment.

Let’s not talk about the writing style of this text for this text, after all, this is for second-grade primary school students, and there is no need to ask for writing style.

And to be honest, this writing is much better than the writing style of taking a bite of pudding.

First of all, we need to understand a basic fact, that is, Edison was born in 1847, and he was 7 years old in 1854, and then he continued to complain.

First of all, even if you have acute appendicitis, you will die within a week. You can completely delay it to the hospital for surgery and directly perform surgery at home. It is completely a waste of life.

Of course, there are also cases that are very serious and there are no one in a day. Although it is rare, it is more unlucky to be Edison's mother. As celebrities, they naturally have special treatment.

Then there is the problem of mirrors. Many people complain that the light of the oil lamp is dim enough. Even if it is refracted with a mirror, it is impossible to increase much brightness, and it is even more impossible to become a real shadowless lamp.

We don’t complain about this. What if the doctor’s vision is good? What if the mirror’s reflection effect is amazing?

Just a little bit, do these people who write articles know how heavy a mirror is?

This author probably picked up the mirror in his girlfriend's dressing box while writing an article, feeling that the weight was fine.

But if you really move a mirror with a thickness of even a book, you will feel very heavy. If it is a mirror about the same size as a computer screen, at most ten seconds, your arms will begin to expose a lot of lactic acid, and then you want to throw this mirror out.

Even an adult is like this, let alone a group of children who are only about 78 years old. They don’t know whether they can hold up this mirror.

Others say that it takes at least half an hour to cut appendicitis. If sutures are added, one hour will be difficult. If these children can really withstand it, then the Olympic champion will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be the one who will be able to withstand it.

Oh, I forgot, there was no Olympics at that time.

Of course, you can say that all the above complaints are just for the sake of carrying them, and I am too focused on the details.

So let me say the last thing, do you remember when I first told you that Edison was born in 1847?

However, the world's first appendicitis surgery was performed in 1888, a very auspicious year. But what was not good enough was that the patient died unfortunately.

So, the story of Edison we know is basically nonsense, and it was written by later generations themselves. This famous elementary school student text "Edison Saves Mom" ​​was not written by a foreigner, but was published by a Chinese editor in the 1980s "Children".

According to the experience of a long-term writing worker and non-professionals who have participated in media editorial work for a period of time, the general process of this article should be.

The above explained the task, and wrote a famous story to educate children, and it was required that it could not be a well-known story in China, or that it would not be a well-known story, which many people did not know, and it would also have a sensational effect, so that its own magazine could be revealed.

Then the editor took over the task, and in the first few days he was scrambling all kinds of things. When he was about to submit the manuscript on the last day, he began to hug him urgently.

But for a while, I couldn't find such a celebrity story that others didn't know, and the time for submitting the manuscript was very close, so the editor decided to edit one by himself.

Just so happened that he saw a newspaper that "The operating room has no power outage, medical workers complete surgery with flashlights" (this is real news, and they often saw similar news back then), so he slapped his mind and decided to write a similar story and then put it on a celebrity.

So which celebrity should I apply to?

The domestic ones are definitely not good. People in China are not so smart. Only foreigners can do such smart things.

It is not possible to use a flashlight. It is too creative and cannot show wisdom. The mirror reflects candlelight to ensure the effect is sensational.

It’s not okay to be too late. It’s easy to find evidence if it’s too late. It’s necessary to make up more than 100 years ago, so no one can come up with evidence to say it’s fake.

In the end, I have to be a well-known big man and a great scientist, otherwise it would be too nonsense to say this thing and it would be hard to convince.

If these conditions are summed up, there is no one more suitable than Edison. After all, there is more than 2,000 different inventions in his life, and it is completely no problem to create a shadowless lamp in advance.

Since Edison was able to invent electric lights, why couldn’t he invent a shadowless light? This logic is simply perfect!

So this article "Edison Saves Mom" ​​appeared openly in the children's magazine "Children", the largest sales in China at that time. It became a hit and was compiled into Chinese textbooks in the 1990s.

If Edison knows about it, he will probably be very grateful. He wants to bring this author down and talk, and try to make an invention for him.

In fact, it is not scary to create an article. What is scary is that this article has become a primary school textbook, and what is even more scary is the advanced Western theories contained in the later part of this article.

In that era, for various reasons, Western countries became paradises in the fantasy of countless people. The people there were qualities, freedom, full of creativity, and wisdom. Even if they were lying in bed all day long and didn't want to do anything, they felt that they were awesome in all aspects, and could quickly become awesome in the West.

He doesn't even have to show his awesomeness. Westerners can find that he is a awesome at first sight and praise it high. Therefore, it is the system's fault that he cannot live a good life in China.

It is precisely because of this idea that the Western moon is round that the Chinese people at that time began to uncontrollably praise the West, and then they madly belittled themselves and humble themselves.

They not only humble themselves, but also leave this self-deprecating self-deprecating to future generations and children, so that those children, like them, have instilled the idea of ​​Western greatness, humbleness and self-deprecating self-deprecating since childhood, and finally cultivated a group of public intellectuals who are like jokes. Therefore, many things in this world that seem ridiculous and difficult to understand have reasons, and the reasons are hidden in these details.

The reason why I have been talking so much about this matter is that I have a little bit of water, and the other is that I want to tell everyone a truth. If I want to avoid being influenced by various mixed thoughts and dragons, I must learn to think about myself.

It is not the kind of thinking that summarizes the central idea of ​​the article, but thinking about whether the central idea of ​​the article is correct and whether it is a real thinking, and then conducting scientific verification, so that you can truly become a person with independent thinking.

For example, if you think about the content of this chapter carefully, you will find that the first appendicitis surgery was not in 1888, but in 1886.
Chapter completed!