Chapter 791: Hopu Gets Married 3
It is true that Han Qi and Xia Su are mortal enemies, but he is not the kind of stupid person who is politically ignorant. He knows better than anyone else how to bow his head!
From the moment he returned from Guyuan, he realized that the situation in the court had changed so much. Jia Chaochang, a traitor, came to power and suppressed them, the old ministers of the Western Army. Several of them were forced to have a bad relationship, but now they are in a row!
He heard that Fan Zhongyan gave Xia Mansion a basket of eggs, and he couldn't sit still! If he didn't lose a penny, it wouldn't be a joke that he didn't have any stomach at all, and it wouldn't be nice to have his reputation in the future!
After doing everything, Han Qi put a pair of bracelets on Xia Xue, and even took the initiative to go to Fan Zhongyan's mansion and invited him to come to Xia's mansion to congratulate him!
The four of them got together by chance!
When the four of them arrived at the Xia Mansion, they were really shocked by Sun Houpu's powerful strength. This means that Sun Houpu's fame and fortune were not at all, but the quality and quantity of the money could completely make up for his shortcomings in other aspects!
Your mother is so rich!
Liang Chuan looked at the four great gods blocking the Xia Mansion gate and could only smile and said, "The auspicious time is coming soon. Why don't you go in and have a few wedding drinks together!"
Yan Shu led the wedding team to block the wedding and said, "Don't be anxious, as usual, we have to make things difficult for this groom!"
Liang Chuan twitched his mouth, you really got it!
Sun Houpu knew that the ink in his belly was less than two taels, so how could he compare with these talented and talented men who were very talented and knowledgeable? Now he was going to make a fool of himself in front of his father-in-law!
Start the tight plan immediately!
Liang Chuan's eyes flashed inadvertently. Sun Houpu clapped his hands at the guy behind him very cleverly. The guys immediately moved the baby out. Ouyang Xiu glanced at him and immediately became anxious.
What did you take out? Wei Luan’s "Reeds and Goose Pictures", Li Sixun's "River Sails and Pavilions Pictures", Zhan Ziqian's "On Spring Outing Yang Sheng" and Yang Sheng's "Autumn Mountain Mangrove Pictures", several of which were written by everyone in the Tang Dynasty!
Good baby!
Even a tough guy like Fan Zhongyan, who is not good at oil and salt, is very moved when he saw these famous paintings. Scholars like these calligraphy and paintings that are hard as straw paper. Please go back and hang them in the most conspicuous place at home. Review them every New Year. It is more satisfying than drinking and eating meat!
Anyway, as long as you have money, you can buy these calligraphy and paintings. In the eyes of Sun Houpu, these calligraphy and paintings are commodities. The commodities are valuable and are no different from waste paper if they are not used!
These gifts originally planned to be given to Xia Su, but it would be a bit too deliberate to give Xia Su! Unexpectedly, these calligraphy and paintings came in handy at this time!
"Give each adult one!"
Is it a gift? All four of them were stunned. Any painting that could be bought at the flower and bird market would be worth a large house. Moreover, most of these calligraphy and paintings were in the hands of some wealthy families and could not be seen on the market!
They are here to send gifts to the wedding, so why do they seem to have come to ask for bribes?
The four of them looked confused and seemed to have taken the four paintings in their sleep. Doctor Yan spread the paintings open on the spot without hesitation, his eyes almost sticking to the paintings, sucking the charming fragrance emitted by the aged rice paper, and spitting it out in great indulgence. He intoxicatedly said to Ouyang and Fan Han next to him: "It's the original work!"
Yan Shu rolled up the painting with great brisk hand, then quickly stuffed it into his big sleeves, and pretended that nothing had been taken away. He said without blushing, "You still have to accept the gifts, but you still have to pass this level, the four old guys!"
The other three people also commented happily, stuffed the painting into their sleeves, or put it directly in their arms and stood happily in place!
Ha? Everyone was stunned!
This is really a bit deep! You four old guys took my benefits in broad daylight and thought that nothing happened. Isn't you shameless?
I’m kneeling down for you old guys. I’m really convinced you. Can you do some personnel? Liang Chuan greets a few old guys in his heart!
Everyone was also happy. Looking at something that was a bit bribery, in the eyes of several adults who are famous for their integrity, it will definitely become an elegant thing in the future!
Seeing that this authentic way of doing things would not work, Sun Houpu could only ask for help and looked at Liang Chuan!
When Liang Chuan saw this stance, he seemed to be afraid that these people would not give up today, so he could only say, "Okay, since the adults are interested in considering my younger brother, then the elder brother cannot stand by and watch, so let's do it!"
Ouyang Xiu blocked Liang Chuan and said, "Stop, today's protagonist is Brother Sun. You Liang Chuan is indeed literary and even a few of us are inferior to you. Today, no matter what, Brother Sun will show his own performance!"
Ouyang Xiu had spoken, and Sun Houpu could no longer hide behind Liang Chuan, so he stood up and bowed: "That villain is willing to do his best!"
Yan Shu laughed and said, "I heard that Brother Sun is proficient in business and calculation, so I will ask first. There are 81 pounds of oranges in Huainan and 5 ounces per pound. How much money can I earn in total?"
There are also people who ask this question, which is to use your interests to test Sun Houpu’s professionalism!
This reflects the emotional intelligence of the older guys. Isn’t this just asking some people who know it? What if Sun Houpu can’t come to Taiwan, wouldn’t he offend Xia Shu?
Sun Houpu was so excited that he said without thinking: "If you ship it to Jiangbei, you can add a few more coins. If you ship it to Fujian and Zhejiang, you will have to lose a few more coins. It depends on where the orange dealer is!"
Several people looked at each other and waited for Sun Houpu to say: "There are tangerines in the north of the Yangtze River, and the rare things are precious. Naturally, the oranges are rising. The Jiangnan produces oranges in a lot of them. It is a skill to sell them. It is not easy to ensure the capital, and you don't expect to make money!"
The few people were surprised after hearing this. They just wanted to take the exam for the calculation, but they didn’t think that doing business was not a joke, and there were so many tricks in it!
After hearing this, Fan Zhongyan interrupted: "Will the young man in the country be in charge of wealth or Miss Xia in charge of wealth?"
Han Qi smiled and said, "I also have a question. There is a fat pig on the market. The hooves were sold for 500 entries, the pig body was sold for 700 entries, and the pig head was sold for 100 entries. How many entries have I earned in total? I can answer it. I am afraid that the great responsibility of managing money will be handed over to the young man!"
This is not a question of giving away points, it is clearly a question of giving away!
Sun Houpu gritted his teeth and said, "I made two hundred cigars!"
Everyone asked with a smile, "What business is there?"
Sun Houpu said hard, "Add five hundred plus seven hundred plus one hundred, it's just two hundred cents!"
He talks lies with his eyes open. No matter how stupid a child is, he knows that 500 plus 700 is always too much, how can he only cost 200 cents? Sun Houpu is clearly full of desire to survive! Isn’t this power in charge of wealth Xia Xue?
Everyone laughed, and this answer was smart!
This was considered as letting Sun Houpu go, but Fan Zhongyan said, "Today is a great joy. Liang Chuan, why don't you write a poem on the spot to help you have a happy mood?"
Liang Chuan was stunned when he heard this and wrote a poem on the spot. Do you really think he is a contemporary literary master? Come if you want to?
Liang Chuan said: "If this poem is finished, we can put it in to pick up the bride?"
The four adults nodded at the same time, and Yan Shu said, "The requirements are not too high, just do it with a seven-character quatrain!"
"It's not OK to use limerick, but the cultural level of the little grass people is not high, so it's just easy to talk at most, and the artistic conception may not keep up!"
The four of them laughed. It’s your ability to do it. Who would expect that they really have a close relationship? It would be better if they didn’t just write the first word, and it would be more difficult!
"It's okay! It's better to make lismanship, just take pleasure in it!"
Without thinking, Liang Chuan blurted out: "The couple in heaven is a soulmate, and they share the same sorrow and joy and will not change their hearts. They kiss each other in the bridal chamber, and the spring night is better than a thousand gold!"
At this moment, not only the four great talents, but also the row of officials behind them who helped to block the door together were shocked. It was that simple, just open your mouth and come? Don’t you have to think about it?
Moreover, although this poem is straightforward, the artistic conception is very appropriate, and the emotions expressed are extremely sincere. The husband and wife are one, like a lotus root, destined to share the joys and sorrows. The last sentence is even more interesting. Spring night is better than a thousand gold! Good sentence!
But this is too simple!
Hello Liang Chuan, I must have thought of this disaster last night and prepared the poem long ago!
Han Qi was very unwilling to accept it and said repeatedly: "This is not bad, but it's not enough to enjoy it. Liang Chuan, please have another song!"
Liang Chuan said anxiously: "Aren't you going back on your word?"
Yan Shu teased and said, "Help the fun!"
The four of them stared at Liang Chuan with eager eyes, thinking that you are really tricky. When they followed Ding Wei, they heard that you have the most ideas. Unexpectedly, the calligraphy and paintings were ready, and even the poems were prepared. If it weren't for the thick-skinned old guys, you would have really let you get through it!
Everyone was just waiting for Liang Chuan to be soft-hearted. They were all talented men who came out of the imperial examination field. If they couldn't even handle the white Ding Liang Chuan, wouldn't they make people laugh to death in the future if they couldn't go?
You boy lowered your head and let you go!
Liang Chuan couldn't see it, and said with a sad smile on his face, "Then I will write another song. It's really unreasonable if we don't let us go this time!"
What! This kid still has information!
"The scenery is bright and colorful, and the auspicious day and the good day are combined with the cup. The treasures are filled with joy and the fish are in the water, and the full moon and flowers are perfect for the sky to grow."
The flowers in August are full of the moon, and this poem is in line with this beautiful scenery!
The four of you looked at you and were completely stunned. You really came out?
Fan Zhongyan saw that he was a little stubborn and said, "Not enough, the four of us are here. You might as well do two more and make up four songs!"
Doctor Yan thought there was not enough trouble and said directly: "Don't have seven quatrains, let's have five-character and seven-character verses!"
Not only Sun Houpu, but other officials were afraid. How could they stop their relatives? This was obviously a way to make things difficult for the Xia family. Who has such great ability? Thinking of so many poems on the spot? Cao Zijian doesn't have such great ability in his life!
Liang Chuan is not afraid of many things, and thought to himself that if you don’t convince you, he will lose to these people today!
Without thinking, Liang Chuan continued to blurt out in the admiration of everyone's eyes: "Listen to everyone, this five-character poem!"
"The candle is filled with smoke, and the fragrance of the jade banquet is harmonious; the dragon is filled with joy, and the jade is full of blessings and fortune.
The bright moon peeks at the curtains, the delicate flowers scatter. The pillow is not enough, and the painting is focused on painting the two espresso."
Everyone's mouth was so shocked that they could stuff the size of an egg. Before everyone could come back to their senses, Liang Chuan continued his performance: " �
Do you agree or not!
Liang Chuan's mouth was inadvertently raised.
Back then, he not only learned the suona skill that is suitable for both red and white with his relatives, but also learned the festive and joyful words of the emcee to set off the grief on other people's wedding occasions.
When encountering a funeral, there are nothing more than some: the water flows thousands of miles and the sea will eventually return to the sea, and people travel thousands of miles and finally fall into the ground... Such mourning words!
Things are different when encountering a popular thing.
At that time, in order to increase the atmosphere on the scene, the hosts let the hosts perform their eloquence on the spot, just recite these good poems and sentences to entertain the scene. When they meet the generous hosts, one sentence is a red envelope. The hosts must not improve their business abilities in order to make a living. Liang Chuan was moved by the other things just when he saw the hosts receive the red envelope. He forced himself to learn this skill. He also used these verses in elementary school compositions. Later, he followed his relatives to go out for a wedding banquet. When he encountered the hosts stuck, he jumped out and earned a lot of red envelopes.
I don't want this to come in handy now!
This trick was amazing! It shocked Yan Shu and the four great talents. They were confident that Liang Chuan could not have prepared in advance. If he could just recite one song, he would have passed the test. If he didn't have real talent and real learning, what would he do?
How could they have thought that Liang Chuan was jealous of his master's red envelopes and hard to recite these festive poems!
Liang Chuan's performance was really amazing. Although his friends were not well educated behind him, he knew that Liang Chuan had returned from a great victory, so he would give them more face when he looked at the surprised expressions of the four adults!
The blowing band on the scene raised joyful singing, and cheers burst out from the crowd!
This is really unstoppable!
The four of them looked at each other and could only say, "I have passed the test, but I have to do this. I hope the two newcomers are like Liang Chuan's good wishes, Qinse and Ming's family will be happy, and they will be together forever together for a hundred years!"
Chapter completed!