Chapter 678 Immortal Banban Technique
Some people may say that the ghost-headed orangutan has a good nature, so wouldn’t it be in line with its purpose to seek scriptures from the West?
Combining hobbies and work to get the best of both worlds?
No no no, wrong.
There is a saying that makes sense: Don’t turn your hobby into work easily, otherwise your hobby may become disgusting along with your work.
It's a good thing to like driving, but if you treat driving as a job, you will become an old driver. After a while, you will feel sick when you see cars and roads.
It's a good thing to like cooking, but if you treat cooking as work, you will become a cook. After a few days, the oil fumes will kill all your interest.
Similarly, there are code words for storytelling and singing.
There are exceptions, but they are rare.
This is a question of quantity.
Once it involves quantitative changes, the operation will become deformed, become mechanical, and become an assembly line.
Ghost-headed orangutan encountered this problem.
To collect scriptures from the West, it is not possible to poke holes for them. That would be too inefficient and not conducive to collection.
How to do it?
Directly pass a tube through it, plunge one end into the kidney, and connect the other end to the bucket.
We work twelve hours a day, all year round, every minute and every second.
Did you see it?
All the fun was gone in an instant, only pain remained.
Anyway, since entering the Demon-Suppressing Division, the Ghost-headed Orangutan has completely entered another state - a continuous line of sages.
The functions of sewers have since become single and degraded.
Two words, sad!
I originally thought that I would end up in a cage, and then be treated as useless by the Demon Suppressor.
But just a dozen days ago, unexplained resentment suddenly rose, causing many demons to enter a violent state, and the ghost-headed orangutan suddenly felt full of power.
Just like that female trout!
It broke free from the shackles, unplugged the tube, kicked open the cage door, and returned to its peak.
The functions of the sewer are complete again.
At this time, it saw a flute, and instantly... its blood surged.
Then the poor flute started to smoke.
However, great joy brings sorrow. Just when the ghost-headed orangutan was about to resume his hobby, a human in purple led a large group of people and rushed over. He pointed at the ghost-headed orangutan and shouted: "Nie Zhan, you are so disgusting!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the man in purple poked the ghost-headed gorilla on the forehead with two fingers.
The ghost-headed orangutan had only one final tremor to avoid dodging.
Then...it completely lost the chance to tremble.
You say this is all, can the ghost-headed orangutan not be filled with resentment?
Is it possible not to transform into a corpse?
Is it possible not to be picked on by cross-eyed people?
It takes a lot of perseverance to pick up the only hobby in your life after being abused by life thousands of times, but the result is short of that last tremor.
Stung to death.
Is there any royal law?
Are there any laws?
There is still a full meal before beheading!
Just like that... with soaring resentment, the corpse of the ghost-headed orangutan went around in a circle and came to Qinhe.
The shadow lamp captures the soul, the trial weighs, and the man in black robe speaks: There are scarlet green sweaters in the swamp forest, people and animals are miserable within ten miles, lizards rush by with tails between their tails, willows dare not shake in the wind, if you ask who is the peak on the road,
The two ladles shook and became empty.
Reward: Immortal Ban Ban Technique.
Immortal Ban Ban Technique: A prank spell from ancient witchcraft. If this technique is used, the target's ancestor's immortal Ban Ban will be unable to suppress it.
Note: This technique damages Yin virtue and should be used with caution by those without merit or attainment, lest their own coffin boards fail to hold it down.
Qin He: Um o_O???
Seeing this reward, Qin He couldn't help but be stunned. Is this spell serious?
It's a bit unethical to curse someone's ancestors with a coffin that cannot be pressed down.
But Qin He quickly reacted.
If the coffin board cannot hold it down, then it is a corpse transformation!
If you think about it this way, this can't be called immorality, this is called... this is called... well... it's called demining.
That’s right, it’s demining!
If the coffin board cannot hold it down, then the corpse must be ominous, and sooner or later it will break out of the coffin.
If you come out late, it will be worse. If you come out early, you will be burned. Hello, I am okay, everyone.
Thinking of this, Qin He instantly realized that this spell was simply selfless.
It is a necessary spell to create a perfect new world!
Learn decisively and perform decisively.
He said "biu~" to Zhang Liang who had just returned from Urinating outside the gate.
Immortal Ban Ban Technique!
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At the same time, the Zhangjia Tomb Mountain was twenty miles outside Lin'an City.
A tomb suddenly exploded with a "boom" sound, and wood chips and stone chips flew into the sky and fell down.
Chapter completed!