Chapter 59 Are you shitting?
Everyone divided their work and went about their own business. Jiang Yan took a hatchet and chopped down all the dense weeds and thorns around her. The land here was fertile, and the weeds grew taller than people. She reached out and picked two purple-black weeds.
Putting the grapes into her mouth, the pulp was sweet, but the sour skin made her facial features twist and wrinkle together.
The saliva in the mouth instantly overflowed, and the sourness was overwhelming!
When I get back, I'll let some of the little ones at home try it too.
She cut two branches and planned to plant them in the yard. She wouldn't have to go up the mountain next year, and maybe she would be able to eat fresh grapes.
【Old iron! Discover natural wild sulfur bacteria!】
[Lao Tie! Discover the natural wild hemlock Ganoderma lucidum! Discover the natural wild blood Ganoderma lucidum! Discover the natural wild tree tongue Ganoderma lucidum! 】
[Lao Tie discovered the natural wild poplar mulberry tree! 】
Jiang Yan's eyes lit up as she listened to the mechanical sounds in her mind, her eyebrows raised with joy, and she ran excitedly in the direction of Ganoderma lucidum.
Get rich, get rich!
This is the time to get rich!
She bent down and walked through the weeds and thorns. Because there were few people, the weeds were dense, and there were large thorns that were taller than a person, it was very hard to walk. But with the plug-in of the mall, it was easy to find things, and the harvest was very rich.
After picking the most valuable Ganoderma lucidum, she slowly picked other things, and immediately sold them to the mall as soon as she got them. Later, she encountered a red Ganoderma lucidum, which she kept in her hands without selling it.
【Lao Tie! Found natural wild cistanche cistanche!】
【Lao Tie! Found natural wild 100-year-old ginseng!】
【……】
Jiang Yan only heard the word ginseng in her mind and hurriedly looked for it. She had never seen ginseng growing in the mountains, and it was a century-old wild ginseng. Ten or twenty years was amazing! One hundred years old was simply rare.
See you!
In modern times, there are too many artificially grown ginsengs. You can hardly see the wild ones. On the contrary, there are many fish that look like fish. You can imagine how excited Jiang Yan is!
She pulled aside the haystack that blocked her view, and saw a touch of red in the grass, a green grass with straight stems, and several small red fruits growing on it. The familiar branches and leaves made Jiang Yan smile from ear to ear.
What a big stick!
Thinking of what the old man said, seeing that ginseng should be tied up with red rope, otherwise the ginseng would run away, Jiang Yan stared at it for a long time. Although she knew that this was not credible, she still quickly untied her belt. She only had one belt.
The red cloth was thicker, but still usable. She slowly walked to the grass and carefully tied the red cloth to the stem near the soil.
"Hehe... I can't run away now, I'm getting rich..."
Because her attention was all on the ginseng, Jiang Yan didn't pay attention to the trousers that had been taken off and drooped down. She just squatted on the ground and carefully dug up the soil with the knife that she had used to stab Jiang Huai's bitch before.
Jiang Yan was careful and cautious, fearing that she might accidentally cut off the ginseng beard, so she dug a big hole in the ground along the beard bit by bit. She dug it for a long time, until her legs were a little numb from squatting, and then she dug it out.
"Xiao Jiang! What are you doing squatting there? Are you shitting??"
Suddenly, Zhang Yanzi's loud and bold voice came. Jiang Yan was stunned and stood up immediately. However, her feet became weak after squatting for too long, and she couldn't squat down anymore.
Zhang Yanzi shouted: "Oh, oh, oh, oh! You don't have to stand up and answer me. You are so embarrassed with your bare buttocks! You have to poop! We have almost picked the grapes. After you poop, let's get ready and go down the mountain!"
Jiang Yan:......
"I'm not shitting..."
Zhang Yanzi in the distance didn't hear clearly: "What? You didn't bring toilet paper? Why do you want that expensive thing? Just pull some leaves and scratch them!"
Jiang Yan had a black line on her face: "No...forget it, I'll be there right away!"
Zhang Yanzi in the distance still didn't hear clearly: "What! That won't work! It'll be difficult if you don't wipe it, how about I find some soft leaves and send them to you!"
As he spoke, Zhang Yanzi groped around, found a few palm-sized soft leaves, and walked towards Jiang Yan in the distance.
…
Even a person with level 10 listening skills cannot understand such a plot!
The corner of Jiang Yan's mouth twitched, and her eyes were filled with deep helplessness. She held up her pants and walked towards Zhang Yanzi, while she started chatting with the customer service of the mall.
"Is there any space to store things, like money?" Jiang Yan asked towards the mall.
[Old iron! There is a storage space. It costs one hundred taels to open the storage space in the mall! Do you want to enable it? 】
!!
What about grabbing money? One hundred taels? Are you looking at the deposit in my currency card to make an offer?
[No, no! This is the market price, old man! It’s not easy to operate our mall. It’s already a discounted price for old customers!]
[I won’t raise random prices! We are so familiar with each other, how can I still trick you!]
【Yes! Old man!】
…
The mechanical male voice spoke extremely human words, as if a robot was reading lines from a book. It was obviously the most classic sales technique. In its rigid mechanical voice, Jiang Yan was still shamefully moved!
"You are indeed not a serious shopping mall!"
[Cute.jpg] The mall customer service didn’t say anything, but just sent a cute expression in Jiang Yan’s mind.
Jiang Yan: It’s shameful to act cute!
"After opening it, can it contain living creatures? How big will it be?"
[Old Iron! Live animals cannot be loaded, the size is ten square meters!]
"How dare you ask for such a high price for such a young person!"
[Old man! It’s already big! This size is enough for you!]
[You need to accumulate points to purchase larger ones. One thousand points can purchase one hundred square meters in size!]
"Okay, open it, and then put the ginseng in for me!"
Centennial ginseng was considered a life-saving medicine in ancient times. Jiang Yan did not intend to sell it, but kept it for use when needed. She also wanted to replenish it. Anyway, today's harvest was rich, so there was no rush here.
For a while.
"Why are you holding up your trouser pockets? Are you pooping in your trouser pockets? Did you eat too many wild grapes?"
Zhang Yanzi walked over in a hurry with a look of shock on her face. Fortunately, she didn't eat much, otherwise she would have had to unzip her pants too.
Jiang Yan's forehead was throbbing with veins, and she gritted her teeth: "Yanzi, don't talk nonsense, I didn't unzip my trouser pockets, I just lost my belt."
The waistband of the trousers is a red scarf for ginseng. The trousers of this era are so wide and big that they can be used as bags with the trouser legs tied up. The waist is made larger. You have to wear a belt on weekdays, otherwise it will always fall down, so you have no trousers.
Jiang Yan could only hold the belt with her hands.
"Let's go back, it's getting late." She said as she found a vine around her waist and tied her pants tightly.
The two walked while talking and returned to the grape picking place. They had already picked two baskets of wild grapes. Lin Dong and Lin Xi also picked green leaves and came back.
"Mom, Aunt Lin, are you back?"
Lin Dong smiled innocently, scratched his head, and continued: "Fortunately, Aunt Lin went up the mountain with us today, otherwise my mother would be in trouble if she couldn't find a suitable leaf to wipe her butt."
They have all grown up, and they are more or less embarrassed to send them to their mother.
Jiang Yan's face darkened again, her eyes filled with speechlessness. There was no need! And she was really not shitting!
Chapter completed!