Chapter 426 These ladies are so particular (two chapters in one)

Author: Uncle Long Legs

Chapter 426 These ladies are so particular (two chapters in one)

He looked at the position at 10 o'clock in front of him, about twenty meters away.

Five are on the head, wearing the iconic felt hats with fox tails hanging on both sides of the ears in movies, TV series and other film and television dramas.

The golden soldier was at least half a head shorter than him, but his body was quite thick and stocky, and his eyes were extremely ferocious. He was waving various weapons in his hands, aiming at the place where he and his group were coming to kill him.

Jing Jing is the busty girl in the eyes of Hu Biao and others.

Even in the previous time, she had basically accepted that she had been broken into the system and was forcibly transported to the late Northern Song Dynasty a thousand years ago.

And he is about to experience the "Shame of Jingkang" personally, a war that will be extremely humiliating for future generations.

But when a life and death crisis strikes.

The thoughts in An Jing's head couldn't help but feel a little dazed; because whenever she recalled the process of being teleported, it was too fantasy.

What were you doing before you were transported through time?

By the way! As a photography model, she was still admired by many wealthy people in headscarves at that time.

Because of the time difference there, it's 4 hours faster than in China. It's already past 7 o'clock in the morning there.

At that time, she had already had a hearty breakfast, put on a dress with beautiful makeup, and was getting ready to attend an event.

Waiting for the car sent by the organizer to arrive at the hotel to pick up people.

She took her mobile phone and began to skillfully log into the APP of Doidian Reading, and began to catch up on the latest chapter of a certain "System Double Traversal" novel.

That's right! If you just look at the appearance.

No one would have thought that An Jing, a girl with a height of 1.75 meters, long legs, a thin waist, and a fierce personality, would have such a otaku-like hobby of reading online novels.

Of course, aging is well said, people cannot be judged by appearance, and sea water cannot be measured.

It is impossible to completely identify a person by looking at his appearance, just like many sisters who are also models.

Just looking at the quiet figure and face of the English name ‘Ann’, one would not know that this girl actually graduated from a prestigious school; after graduation, she worked as a middle-level employee in a large company for a period of time, and she was considered a high-quality professional woman.

A job like a model was originally just a part-time job and a hobby for her.

It's just that in recent years, for some understandable reasons, a part-time job as a photography model has become her main job.

It took less than ten minutes in total, and An Jing defeated the author.

It is said that it took a whole day, and almost made my hair go bald, to come up with the seven or eight thousand word update, and I have finished reading it all.

This girl was indignant and immediately started to complain:

"What the heck! This fight is getting shorter and shorter. How come it hasn't started yet and it's over now?"

After that, knowing that it was useless to remind her to update, she just threw away her mobile phone and leaned lazily on the sofa.

I couldn't help but started to recall some of the latest plots in the novel:

"How could the two father and son Huizong of the Song Dynasty turn a good hand of cards into pieces?

If sisters, I could travel through time, with my looks and figure, I would be able to seduce a noble concubine, right? Then with my rich experience in palace fighting dramas, I would first kill these two bastards and then listen to the government behind the curtain.

Then use the rich web novel routines to get out the muskets, cannons, and steam engines; in this way, it is estimated that there will be no such thing as the Jin people occupying the Northland for 119 years, and the subsequent rise of the Mongols.

Danube River? You can directly send the powerful Song army with volleys of guns to hit it.

We have already dispatched fleets to occupy places like the American continent and Australia. Where are those white-skinned men? They can’t even keep up with the heat~"

But this one looks very Westernized on the surface, but speaks English very well.

But she was still a macho girl. When she started to lust wildly in her heart, she suddenly threw the cell phone at hand and it started to vibrate.

At first, Jingjing thought it was a luxury car coming from the organizer to pick someone up, but it finally came.

After picking up the phone and taking a look, I realized that there was actually a message on it that said, "Open the door for me. It's so outrageous:"

"If you were allowed to travel back in time to the second offensive and defensive battle of Kaifeng in the "Jingkang Shame" in the late Northern Song Dynasty, you would face 150,000 golden soldiers surrounded.

Then you can choose two of the following many supplies, which one will you choose:

A. A bottle of Yida chewing gum.

That’s right! It’s your Yida.

Although this prop cannot increase your combat effectiveness in the slightest, it is produced by a major manufacturer with guaranteed quality. Xylitol is sugar-free and can give you fresh breath before you die. You deserve it.

B. A bottle of hairspray, a comb, and a three-piece set of leather shoe polish. For details, please see Fa Ge’s style in the movie “God of Gamblers.”

Indeed! The above three-piece suit will not allow you to survive the charge of the golden heavy cavalry, but at least it will make you look more elegant when you die, your hair will not be messy, and your leather shoes will be shiny.

C, a bottle of Bingkuola, a 2-liter large bottle, made in 1982.

D. A box of old-fashioned matches, Botou brand, and a pack of sand cigarettes.

E, a kitchen knife, a well-known brand from a certain spring; emphasis: please pay attention to the correct way to use this knife, otherwise the system will not be held responsible for any situation.

F, one bag of gold potassium nitrate fertilizer, 20 kilograms.

As we all know, many travelers face the problem of starvation due to low food production in other worlds, but with Jin Kaila, everything is no longer a problem.

Use it to make gold, and a bumper harvest is guaranteed, and the farmers will laugh.

G, 80% carbendazim sulfur wettable powder, 500g pack*20.

Now that we have chemical fertilizers, how can we do without pesticides? With the use of pesticides, the harvest of crops will be more guaranteed.

In addition, after taking this product, it has strong toxic side effects on human internal organs, making it a must-have product for poisoning and assassination.

Note, considering that if the traverser chooses chemical fertilizers and pesticides, it will be difficult to carry, the system will provide a mountaineering bag for free..."

"Who sends such boring messages? There is something really wrong. Even if I really traveled through time, it would be better to bring a few pairs of socks to seduce officials than to choose these useless things."

After reading the message, Jing Jing threw away his phone and complained.

Then, although there was no emotion at all, a mechanical voice that made people feel cheap suddenly sounded in her mind:

"Bao! Although in theory, the options specified by the system cannot be changed in any way.

But who told you to be fierce? In the words of the old SPs of the Xuange Camp team, being fierce is justice; so the socks you want are arranged, the old SPs’ favorite brand of Pali Shijia, three styles, different

Please check the color and compare it~

Okay, now the transmission will start immediately~"

In such an abrupt change, Jing Jing's first reaction was to get a bag next to the sofa and take out the powerful anti-wolf spray inside.

But before she could successfully get the bag, she disappeared in a high-end hotel.

After he came to his senses, he found himself in a small village that was in ruins and full of corpses. By the way, he saw the Xuange Battalion team. They were all heavily armored, and they looked like old SPs with cans on them.

them.

Those corpses are truly terrifying, combined with their own magical scene transformation process.

Even if Jing Jing doesn't want to believe it, he still knows that he is afraid that he has really traveled through time.

In his hand, there was actually a cheap black garbage bag. He didn't need to take a second look to know that there must be three pairs of Pali Shijia socks inside.

It's just that those old SPs seem to be in big trouble now.

Even when he looked at himself and the newcomers around him, they looked down upon each other and kept lowering their heads to discuss something.

After a hurried discussion, it seemed that they had made a decision, but not only did they not look at the bag in her hand, but also the messy kitchen knives in the hands of several other newcomers, Kuo Le, and a backpack carried behind some of them.

No way to pay attention.

In addition to the leader, a guy threw himself a samurai sword.

He told himself that if he fell into the hands of Jin Bing, it would be best to kill himself, so he led a group of people to plan to rob someone.

Jing Jing himself followed a few seemingly senior team members and ran towards the hilltop.

What the heck! While running all the way to the top of the hill, everything else was fine; because I had been exercising for a long time, I had no physical problems at all.

But before I traveled through time, I was preparing to participate in an event.

So when I was wearing a dress, it was simply inconvenient to wear a cover. I just put some on to prevent exposure...

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Between the lightning and flint, all kinds of things before and after time travel and various situations encountered flashed through my mind.

Jing Jing, a girl, quickly realized that now was not a good time to be in a daze; surviving in the hands of these golden soldiers in front of her was the most important thing.

Fortunately, she held a sharp samurai sword firmly in her hand.

But it seems that the five golden soldiers who rushed over clearly believed that the other seven male newcomers were a greater threat, so they went straight towards the seven unlucky guys and killed them.

Back when she was running all the way here, when Jing Jing was being secretly observed, she had actually observed these newcomers as well.

I found that among these seven newcomers, there should be no legendary retired soldiers or personal bodyguards of the school belle.

They are just ordinary people. Three of them are about the same height as me, all around 1.75 meters, but their weight is in the slightly fat category.
To be continued...