"How many scenery are there in the long road ahead? I appreciate it carefully one by one. Why do I stay and look back and feel confused in my heart~?"

Looking at the person opposite who was crying at first, but then suddenly singing on his own, the girl couldn't help but turn her head and look at her brother.

Uchida Mari carefully observed the fair cheeks and clear eyes of the senior who was opposite him, and was stunned for a moment and asked suspiciously:

"Is he really drunk?"

This senior at the age of the young could not see anything abnormal on the surface. His face was not red at all and his eyes were very clear, but his behavior was a little weird and he sang a song for no reason.

And the lyrics sung, the two Japanese couldn't understand them at all...

"I think so." Yuma Uchida nodded silently.

Anyway, under normal circumstances, he can't do such embarrassing things as singing in public.

The girl lowered her head and looked at the can in her hand again, and confirmed that the alcohol content on the bottle of beverage was only 3%, and the label was "slightly drunk" rather than "intoxicated".

"Can alcohol drinks be drunk?" The girl exclaimed and looked up at the boy who was playing KTV Mickey in the open and intoxicated field.

The probability of such an event should be ten or even nine times more likely than eating alcohol and chocolate and getting drunk. After all, that thing is at least seven or eight degrees, and the better quality tastes stronger.

"This kind of legendary cup is not impossible..." Occasionally, Yuma Uchida frowned when she heard about it, "But I suspect he was actually pretending, and then took the opportunity to deliberately take advantage of girls like in light novels."

"It's just that there is no evidence now." Yuma muttered in a low voice.

Although this kind of plot happens in a 2D animation, it should be that the female character will give benefits to the male protagonist and the audience after getting drunk...

"Yuma, you think of Chihara Jun too badly, right?"

"Naisan, it seems that you don't understand the heart of a man at all!"

Mr. Uchida once read countless harem dramas with gravy flowing through the harem. He can be called a little detective of the slap drama. Any shot can accurately find the source.

Now Yuma Uchida can directly participate in the recording scene. He usually sits on a bench in the corner of the door to rest and has witnessed with his own eyes how many times the female character’s welfare broadcasts to the male protagonist, including the subsequent strange moans of shyness or annoyance...

He can be said to be a familiar story for Gao Lishi entering the palace.

"You can't help but think too much..." Uchida Mari couldn't help but hold her forehead, "There are no such messy things."

"Uchisan, you are still young and don't understand the sinisterness of this world. Nowadays, girls have to protect themselves and have a sense of crisis." Uchida Yuma taught me earnestly. He wanted his sister to put more self-defense equipment in her bag. It would be best if she could get a "3,000 yuan to your life".

"You must know that every man has a dirty dark side in his heart. When facing the pure and pure beauty like pure white snow, he can still control it..." his younger brother Jun paused, "But once it's time to get along alone, the dirty male creatures will be dominated by damn hormones and hormones, and lose their minds and reveal the evil spirit of a big bad wolf."

"I imagine if you were drunk today and I was not present, I would never dare to think about what would happen next!"

Yuma took a heavy breath.

Who knows what this beast in clothes will do? If fast forward to the next day, this guy will walk out of the door in disheveled clothes when he meets him, and there will be a strange crimson mark on his neck.

Then the guy scratched his head and pretended to be innocent and called himself "brother-in-law". It is estimated that Chihara, who seems pure and kind, is actually evil and cunning, will still say that he is the one who was forced. Mr. Uchida must have a black look and gory fainted.

Thinking about it later, Mr. Uchida, who was in a coma, became a vegetable due to the fact that it was too shocking to impact his brain, and did not wake up until seventeen years later.

But then he was greeted by a sixteen-year-old girl holding a notice written by her sister to break up her kinship...

No, the more you think about it, the more you become, the more desperate it is. It is better to cut off this future in advance.

"Don't you say so dark, can you?" The girl pushed the little brother out with a little disgust.

"Naisan, you have to know that men have dark sides that ordinary people don't know..." Yuma Uchida said with a serious face, "No matter how bright and beautiful the male looks, it is like this. And the more handsome he is, the gentle and elegant he usually shows, the more rotten, dirty, filthy, and depraved the darkness and desire hidden deep in their hearts!"

Just like this Ren Ren of Qianhara, the original image of the sunny and handsome guy has been exposed.

The desire hidden in his eyes was now exposed after being fermented by alcohol. The hypocritical smile on the corner of his mouth could only feel the original sin breath that humans were born with.

"Aren't you a man too? Could it be that you have a dirty dark side?" asked Uchida Mari.

"...I'm a little embarrassed to admit this." Uchida Yuma's expression was solemn. He rubbed his hands with his hands, looked around and lowered his voice.

After all, there was indeed a lot of darkness hidden under his bed.

She glanced at her younger brother Jun who was beginning to think about it around her. The girl stretched out her finger and poked the boy's arm in front of her.

"Kun Chihara, are you okay?"

However, only someone's head and body trembled instinctively.

Afterwards...

"Our class of workers~ I've been slaves for coins for life~ The hard work of saying something scary~ I don't care about anything~?"

He sings with a romance of sadness.

Seeing his sister interacting with this drunken ghost, Uchida Yuma's lips moved slightly, rubbed for a long time, and then kept gestured with her fingers, and finally came to a conclusion.

"Obviously, he cut the song."

And it is a Cantonese song that Japanese people cannot understand even more.

...

It is three o'clock in the afternoon and the sun is gradually tilting down the mountain at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"I'm a little thirsty." Yuma Uchida pulled out one hand and lowered the old baseball cap with scars. He looked at the hot sun.

"Don't drink it anymore. I'm afraid that if you pour it too, it's really helpless." Masari Uchida, who was wearing a student jk suit for work today, glanced helplessly, and the figure that was pressing on his younger brother's shoulder was still motionless.

"No, who would drink alcoholic beverages that only have three degrees and pour them?" Uchida Yuma shook his sore shoulders and couldn't help complaining, "And why did this guy not wake up after several hours? I really suspect he was pretending!"

This alcohol concentration will have already evaporated after the air is released.

Unless the liver is scrapped, I will wake up no matter what.

"Tired?"

“Tired.”

Uchida Mali thought about it, raised the can in his hand and drank the remaining drinks in one go, then patted Yuma's younger brother on the shoulder, and a warm temperament of a stylist, "I'll do it, you go sit and rest for a while."

Um?

Is the sister going to help Mr. Youma carry this guy personally?

"I suddenly felt energetic!" Uchida's younger brother shouted loudly.

"What are you tired? You can't feel it at all!" Brother Jun shook his bangs with a zealous look and said gracefully: "And to be honest, this guy is really light. I have been carrying it for so long and can't feel any weight at all..."

"Neosanduo does not need to interfere in this way of deepening the friendship between good brothers."

Sweats hard in this summer, showing the mental outlook and sincere friendship of young men is what a real man should do. It is like a brotherly relationship that is strong, so how can it be a woman turn to intervene in?

"Then don't look like a 'burning' later." The girl notified in advance.

"As long as Naisan occasionally gives me a few bites of the skewers he just packed, he will never be tired anymore." He slightly adjusted the position of the "corpse" on his back.

Then Yuma Uchida reluctantly looked at the kebabs in the plastic bags into the girl's mouth one by one, and couldn't help but sniff and look not far away.

Yuma asked impatiently: "When will the taxi you made for?"

When the girl heard this, she looked down at the screen of her phone before answering, "It's about fifteen minutes left."

It's still a long time before Mr. Yuma can't stand it anymore, and the 120,000 energy he had just pretended to be started gradually dissipating.

He shrugged his shoulders and looked at the driving passage not far away and asked curiously: "Will the driver let drunk people get on the bus? Isn't he sick and vomiting all over the floor?"

"Do you vomit when you are sleeping in the car while you are studying in high school?" the girl asked angrily.

Really not.

So Miss Uchida agreed that he was sleeping?

However, Yuma is very suspicious that she is actually unable to be woken up [pretending to be asleep].

"By the way, Yuma, do you know where the Chihara family is? I only know that he lives in the Hong Kong area..." The girl asked absent-mindedly while turning the light novel in her hand.

"Wait, I'll ask Nobunaga and the others." Uchida's younger brother took out his cell phone from his pocket with difficulty, knocked on the screen, and opened the line chat interface.

After a while, a mysterious "?" passed, as if the other party was wondering if he was himself.

Nobunaga: Why are you asking about this?

Yuma: You may not believe it when you say it, Chihara drank a can of alcoholic beverage and got drunk...

Yuma: Now this guy is on my shoulder, I'm almost crushing me to death

Yuma: Just wait for a taxi to send him back.

The chat and conversation paused for a few seconds, and Yuma could have a premonition that he was slightly shocked.

Nobunaga: Do you want me to come here now?

Nobunaga: Aston Martin, top-notch comfort, guaranteeing safety, stability, smooth and straight to the warm home.

While showing off his wealth, this guy also gave a snap of his fingers.

Yuma Uchida did not deny that he hated the rich at this moment and began to hate the dirty and depravity of capitalism.

Youma: My sister has already made an appointment for a taxi in advance, so it’s too late to get there. Quickly report his address!

Nobunaga: What a pity, now you are the only one who hasn't experienced how comfortable my Aston Martin is...

Nobunaga: But I really don’t know where he lives for so long?

Yuma:...Senior, you are useless!
To be continued...