Chapter 51 I wish you longevity

Chong Minghe: "???" I, Tama, specially arranged to meet you here to chat with you in the morning, but you, Tama, actually sent an assistant to fool me?

He was so angry that he tore off his elegant disguise on the spot and cursed: "Tell him for me, I wish him that he will sprain his feet when he goes downstairs, he will be hit by a car when he goes out, he will lose his voice when singing, and he will choke when he drinks water..."

Before the series of curses could be finished, You Yu ruthlessly interrupted: "Okay, Mr. Zhong, I just added you on WeChat. Can you please take the time to check it out?"

Chong Minghe was choked by him and instantly forgot what he was going to say next.

He subconsciously opened WeChat and saw a friend verification message.

After passing the application, he was full of doubts: "You are a life assistant, why do you want to add me as a friend?"

You Yu: “I’ll ask you to reimburse the phone bill.”

Chong Minghe: "???"

You Yu: "Brother Zhong said that since it's not easy for you to be a dog every day, I won't ask you for the chat fee. You can just transfer the phone bill."

"So far, the two of you have been chatting for a total of one hour, twenty-five minutes and three seconds. Brother Chong's plan is local call 0.19 yuan per minute. If you erase the fraction of those three seconds, you can transfer 16.15 yuan.

"

Chong Minghe: "..." You act like a dog every day because you are riding a horse!

Although the amount is not large, it is very insulting!

Chong Minghe's lungs were about to burst due to him, but when he thought that if he didn't change his mind, Chong Jingchen would use this matter to personally attack him the next time they meet...

Chong Minghe took a deep breath, suppressed his nausea and transferred 17 yuan to him, and said in a generous tone: "No need to look for it, the extra 0.85 is my charity to him."

"After all, your brother Zhong only sells a plastic bottle for five cents if he picks it up. It looks very pitiful to have a full meal but not a full meal."

"That won't work!" You Yu turned the eighty-five cents back with his backhand, "Brother Zhong said, no matter how poor you are, you can't lose your ambition, and people can't compete with dogs for food."

I also sent him a middle-aged and elderly emoticon, which read in eye-catching colorful fonts: I wish you a long life.

Then he hung up the phone and was blacklisted in one go, leaving no chance for Chong Minghe to have an attack.

Just kidding, as the man behind Chongjingchen, he only receives Chongjingchen’s salary.

In his eyes, Chong Minghe is not even Mao!

As long as he, You Yu, is still breathing, he will never allow Chongjing Chen to be bullied!

And Zhong Minghe, who was obviously bullied even worse: "???"

good, very good, excellent!

He immediately notified the human resources department to help him recruit a customer service person who would be responsible for dealing with Chong Jingchen!

He has thought about the recruitment conditions: there are no restrictions on men and women, and there are no restrictions on academic qualifications.

He has a strong psychological quality, a typing speed as fast as an octopus, the ability to organize language without repeating it even if he sprays it for several hours, and the fearless spirit of "virtual network, virtual mother, virtual ancestral grave digging".

As for salary and benefits...

It’s great to have a job, but you still want to get money?

…

The people at Chonghua Entertainment have always done things quickly, but within an hour, the one-sided crusade against Feng Yasong in the real-time square turned into mixed reviews.

[It seems that my baby Songsong is really blocking other people's way. Recently, a bunch of people always appear out of nowhere and try to bully her no matter what she does.]

[I also think she has been bomb-proofed. It was obvious that many people liked her when she first came out of the industry. Many people around me followed her after watching her funny videos!]

[Laughing, isn’t it because she has poor business skills and loves to impress people, so she annoys everyone? 】

[Get eyeballs +1, her performance seems novel at first glance, but after watching it for a long time, you will inevitably get a little aesthetic fatigue. If she continues to pretend to be crazy and stupid, it will be a matter of time before she becomes confused. 】

[Laughing to death, when I get out of the circle, it’s my sister who is really angry. When I get scolded, it’s my sister who blocks other people’s way. I’ll let you double-standard fans have your say! 】

[Even if someone wants to mess with her, doesn’t she save the day every time? I don’t believe that a pure person like her can survive those agencies. Someone must be protecting her behind the scenes!]

[Didn’t the price of the skirt she wore on the first stage have been revealed a long time ago? Maybe it was taken care of by some big boss~]

[Can those who open their mouths and make pornographic rumors have some virtue? Do you think rich families can’t give birth to daughters? 】

…

No matter how heinous a person is, there will always be a small number of fans.

No matter how perfect a person is, there will always be people who hate him.

This is the norm in the entertainment industry.

After casually flipping through a few pages of comments and making sure that the matter had calmed down, Zhong Jingchen quit the real-time square and posted a new scarf.

[Missing Artist Chongjing Chen V: I’m just showing you the ‘excellent’ students’ homework that makes me sleepy and sleepless, so don’t think too much about it.

If someone is tired in spring, sleeps in autumn, takes a nap in summer, and is not energetic in winter, you might as well set this song as an alarm. I have personally tested it to see if it works.

If there are more 'excellent' students' homework in the future, I will also send it out to invite everyone to participate in the 'Weird Human Behavior Award', and please support it.】

If Feng Yasong's video is deleted, some people will inevitably say that he has a guilty conscience.

If he continued to keep it, it would be weird if his homepage only had her video.

So Zhong Jingchen thought about it a lot and decided to make the act of "posting students' homework" an inherent part of his tenure as a tutor.

Later, if he sees the wonderful performance of other trainees, he will also record it and distribute it on his neck with a bowl of water.

And the scallion pancakes are as well-behaved as ever.

[Okay hubby~ Thank you for caring so much about me! My problem of not being able to wake up all year round is finally solved! 】

[When he sees interesting videos, he never forgets to share them with me. He really has me in his heart!]

[Wake up, you two upstairs, the sun is beating down on your butts, why are you dreaming here?]

[Does this mean that in the future, I can not only value Brother Zhong’s regular business, but also watch Songsong’s singing and dancing videos? 】

【Yeah! Two chefs are ecstatic!】

[Husband, you don’t need to explain, even if you two really have an affair, I will still cry and bless you!]

…

In the next few days, Feng Yasong trained in Class F during the day, and was dragged to tutoring by her friends in Class A at night.

I also had to find time to deal with Chong Jingchen's punishment homework. I was so busy that I didn't even have time to play the stress relief games, let alone brush my scarf.

She went back to the dormitory every day and fell asleep. She had no idea that all her eye-catching homework every day had been handed out on her neck by Zhong Zhenchen.

Therefore, it becomes more perfunctory and unscrupulous day by day.

Today we will perform the electronic tadpole version of "Love Cycle" and tomorrow we will perform the kazoo version of "Love Cycle".

Others are proficient in all kinds of martial arts, but she is good at playing and singing.

The key point is that her expression was so serious when she was playing that Zhong Jingchen was embarrassed to say something too harsh.

I'm afraid that it will destroy the child's blind self-confidence and affect her quizzes.
Chapter completed!