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Chapter two hundred and thirty first pit father duet

[Recommended products for Super Time and Space Trading.]

[1. Shit Control Toilet 2.0: Geek Alliance produced in 2106. It integrates quantum chips and efficiently uses subatomic particles to encode data, gives toilets nonlinear independent thinking, accurately controls the power and direction of the liquid in the water tank, allowing 100% of the feces to remain in the toilet, unable to be washed away by water, and maintains the shape intact.]

[Compared with the 1.0 version of toilet, the new generation 2.0 has established a variety of perfect models based on the usage data of the first generation of users, adding a variety of flushing solutions such as feces flushing, feces crushing and flushing, and complex geometric shapes of feces. It shows the ultimate calculation power. The price is 454 points.]

After watching the first product, Chen Yu felt that the screen of the watch was trembling slightly.

"Bang!"

He grabbed the pillow and threw it hard on the ground. Chen Yu roared: "What are you cheating on me?"

"Mr. Chen, what happened?" Xiao Taohong in front of the computer desk quickly turned around.

"Don't talk to me! I'm very unstable now."

"Oh..." Xiao Taohong shrank her neck.

“…”

Sitting on the bed and silent for a long time, Chen Yu bent down, picked up the pillow and placed it beside the bed, trying to keep his mind calm, continued to slide the watch screen, and flip to the second product.

[2. Nuclear fusion incineration warehouse: produced by Jile BengDi Company in 2376. A must-have equipment for the first-class crematorium. Built-in second-generation micro strong magnetic controlled nuclear fusion reactor, efficiently synthesize helium elements, and activate pure heat to heat the corpse in the incineration warehouse. The cremation of human corpses is completed within 0.2 seconds, leaving crystalline ashes. Through the free configuration plug-in, the ashes can be customized into favorite shapes before the corpse is incinerated, such as apples, badges, water cups, necklaces, rings and other items or accessories. The price is 1,220 points.]

"Bang!"

He grabbed the pillow and threw it to the ground again. Chen Yu roared: "Is it still a trick?"

He felt that there was an invisible force targeting him...

Standing up, Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom, headed straight for the bathroom, preparing to rinse his head like last time, but as soon as he turned on the faucet, Yu Guang saw a figure sitting on the toilet: "Damn!"

Chen Sanke: "..."

"I was scared! Don't you close the door when going to the toilet?!"

Chen Sanke sat on the toilet ring and scratched his head: "I...I didn't go to the toilet."

"What are you doing when you don't go to the toilet?"

"The rope can't be untied." Chen Sanke lifted up his shirt, pointed to the rope on his pants, and blinked: "It's dead."

Chen Yu: “…”

"I can't untie it no matter how it is." Chen Sanke clumsily removed the rope buckle: "It's getting tighter and tighter."

"How long have you been stuck here?"

"I came in after lunch." Chen Sanke raised his head and recalled seriously.

"God, then won't you ask for help?" Chen Yu put his head under the faucet in pain, trying to freeze his cerebral cortex with cold water.

"Can you still hold it in."

Chen Yu: “…”

"call……"

After rinsing his head for a few minutes, Chen Yu felt that he had completely calmed down, so he walked to Chen Sanke and reached out to grab her trouser rope.

"...Are you buckled or unbuckled?"

"Unlock it."

Chen Yu pointed to the large ball of buttons wrapped around the middle of the trouser rope, and opened his mouth: "That's how my mom teaches you to unbutton it?"

"Do you have the ability to untie it?" Chen Sanke suddenly raised his head and put his hands on his hips.

"You are so proud! What's so fucking to be proud of?!" Chen Yu directly put his head up, bit the rope with his mouth, and used his teeth to force.

"Bang!"

The trouser rope broke on the spot.

"hold head high……"

Chen Sanke lowered his head, touched his fat belly that was deeply printed by the trouser rope, and was stunned: "It's broken."

"If you keep going, your stomach will be broken."

He picked up a towel and wiped his hair. Chen Yu spread his hands: "Let your mother get you a new trouser rope, so you can't untie it at all."

"oh."

Chen Sanke nodded, moved his legs and walked out shakingly.

"return."

Chen Yu pulled Chen Sanke back.

"Ann?" Chen Sanke was puzzled?

"Your sister, don't you want to go to the bathroom?"

"Yes!"

Chen Sanke clapped his hands, his eyes lit up, and he quickly took off his pants and sat on the toilet, watching Chen Yu: "Mom said, there should be no one when going to the toilet."

"...but you have to give me at least some time to go out, right?"

"Dong!"

Close the bathroom door, Chen Yu rubbed his face and returned to the bedroom.

Sitting on the bed, he raised his wrist again to calm down and look at the third product of [Space and Space Commercial Framework].

[3.5-tcv injection: produced by Gongrentang Pharmaceutical Company in 2276. It was developed with reference to the single-shaped slow-wave sleep method of the bottlenose dolphin. After the user injects the 5-tcv drug, he can circulate sleep on the left and right brains within 244 hours and maintain the efficiency of the brain. However, long-term use can lead to irreversible damage to the brain. After the recommended drug effect disappears, it will be used again one month apart. Price 252 points.]

"It's finally normal..."

Chen Yu almost cried with joy, clicked directly on the screen, and bought a 5-tcv injection.

[Consumed points 270 (product + tax), remaining points 1409]

"Only death and taxation are inevitable..."

A small space-time wormhole appeared and a white express box fell off.

Perhaps because of the long-term impact of the huge express box in the morning, Chen Yu was a little uncomfortable when he suddenly saw such a "pocket-sized" box.

"Mr. Chen, I'll give it to you!"

Xiao Taohong diligently picked up the box and handed it to Chen Yu.

"Be good, put it aside, I won't need it for the time being. Get out and write the code."

"yes!"

Lying down in a large font shape, Chen Yu continued to slide the watch screen.

According to his past experience, when the first "normal" product appears, the subsequent products should also become "normal".

[4. Lin Rui'anbao camouflage robot: produced by Lin Rui Technology Company in 2219. A group of four, driven by weak artificial intelligence software, accurately completes established tasks, and has certain linear thinking ability. It is equipped with a pulsed stun gun, which can be used to disguise or hide its body. It is given a direct-through DG interface charging cable and transformer ball. It can also be slowly charged through solar energy. The price is 220 points.]

"This is a good thing!"

Chen Yu put the screen closer, read the instructions carefully and clicked on the purchase option decisively: "Brainwave recognition is finally useful, I got something I just need..."

[Consuming 234 points, remaining points 1175.]

After the text fell, a space-time wormhole appeared in the bedroom for the second time.

Little Taohong, sitting on the chair, was eager to try. Just as she was about to get up, she saw Chen Yu's stern eyes and became timid.

"Dong!"

Then, the express box with a side length of two and a half meters fell heavily, smashing a big hole in the floor.

Chen Yu: “…”

After a while of silence, Chen Yu turned to look at Xiao Taohong and said, "Why didn't you pick it up this time?"

"You...didn't you tell me not to move with your eyes..."

"I'm telling you to move quickly!"

"Oh! Then I'll move now..."

"It's too late! Don't move."

“…”

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