Chapter 57 My sister is for entertainment
Chapter 57
"Cruff..."
The door of the suburban warehouse was opened from inside. Chen Yu walked out in his arms with the clothes wrapped in the 404 hotline gun, his face turned pale and his legs were trembling.
Although he had read the manual and had a basic concept of the power of this future weapon, he was still frightened when he actually used it.
He can guarantee that there is no material on Earth that can withstand the attack of this 404 hotline gun...
He looked up and looked at the sky, and found it was still early. Chen Yu casually found a small park without a man, sat on the bench and took out his cell phone, and typed quickly.
[Chen Yu: "Can this 404 hotline gun be recycled?"]
[Space-time promotion: "Of course. But I want to know, are you unsatisfied with this weapon?"]
[Chen Yu: "The most dissatisfied thing is that it is too powerful, and I am a little scared when I hold it."]
【Super-time and space promotion: “…”】
[Chen Yu: "I can't use this thing, so I can't really kill people with it, right? And the energy it comes with is too little. After the evaluation, you can fire it at most two or three times. It really feels that it's useless to me. It's best to change to something more practical."]
[Super-time promotion: "You can fight it!"]
[Chen Yu: "Sister, please spare me! Just listen to the name of 404, I have an unknown premonition, please change to something positive."]
[Space-time promotion: "Okay, then please wait, I'll ask you now."]
[Extra-time and space promotion: "The 404 hotline gun is of high value, we can give you one of the following three small gifts."]
[Chen Yu: "Okay. By the way, don't carry water with me, I don't want water!"]
[Space-time promotion: "Oh, then I'll apply for you again."]
Chen Yu: “…”
[Space-time promotion: "According to your possible needs, new gifts have been applied for. 1: The first generation of sodium neate gene injection; 2: Miniature quantum washing machine; 3: Spiral ascension vehicle."]
Seeing the names of these three products, Chen Yu raised his eyebrows and typed immediately.
[Chen Yu: "Let me introduce it to you, what are the uses and effects of these three things."]
[Space-time promotion: "The first generation of sodium neate gene injection can enhance the body's constitution and metabolism in a small amount, including a variety of comprehensive human physiological qualities such as belts that are not limited to immunity, balance, brain neuron transmission rate, dynamic vision, cell activity, bone density, slow muscle fiber endurance, fast muscle fiber strength and explosive power.
The miniature quantum washing machine can be easily carried with you, automatically washed with water, dried and disinfected without water, and ironed. It can maintain various precious clothes.
The spiral ascension vehicle is installed on the top of the head and can rotate clockwise with the human body, taking off and landing at will. The maximum takeoff weight is 592 kilograms; the maximum flight speed is 260 kilometers per hour; the sea level climb rate is 11.5/second; the battery life is 4 hours and 25 minutes; the solar energy is filled with 50% time is 1 hour. (Built-in suspension buffer to offset human discomfort)”]
Seeing the other party's detailed explanation, Chen Yu was once again confused.
The second washing machine is excluded, the first and third products are both useful to him.
The former is used to enhance the body's body, while the latter is used to move quickly... Although it looks a bit silly when you turn around like a gyro in the sky, it also shows that it will not make people feel uncomfortable. It is definitely a magical tool for traveling at home and escaping with transportation!
[Chen Yu: "I choose one of the first and third gifts, can I keep the other one for me?"]
【Space-time promotion: "It's totally OK."】
Frowning and thinking for a moment, Chen Yu gritted his teeth.
[Chen Yu: "I want the first one first!"]
[Space-Time Promotion: "Okay, this will open the space-time wormhole for you. Please put the 404 hotline gun into the wormhole."]
[Chen Yu: "Wait for a moment, I haven't returned home yet, I'll pass it on to you when I get home."]
【Super-time and space promotion: "Okay."】
After exiting WeChat, Chen Yu got up and left the small park, and stopped a taxi.
"Master, come to Lanhe Community."
"It's OK." The taxi driver nodded and stepped on the accelerator: "Young man, what are you holding?"
"Toy."
"What toy?"
"It's just an ordinary toy."
"Hehe." The driver suddenly laughed strangely: "Is it inflatable? Hehe, I understand."
Chen Yu: “…”
"You new generation of young people have really caught up with the good times, and they have all kinds of toys. When we were young, we could only catch fish in the fish pond. But you don't know, carp..."
...
"What a veteran driver, this is the real veteran driver..."
When he returned to the community and stood in front of his home, Chen Yu's mind was still echoing the words of the driver just now, and he couldn't help but feel shocked.
I took out the keys and opened the door, and found that all three sisters were there.
"Boss, where is mom?"
"I'm going to play mahjong! Hum!" Chen Yike snorted coldly, leaning on the coffee table and writing those test papers that seemed to never be finished.
Forty small exercise books, I can’t bear to throw them away, and it’s a waste not to write them. But it’s inevitable that I will feel more and more angry as I write them…
"Brother is back! I love you! (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭~"
Seeing Chen Yu enter the door, Chen Erke immediately put down his crayon, jumped over and hugged Chen Yu's left leg.
"The grasshopper is back! (≧≦)"
Chen Sanke also staggered to Chen Yu and hugged his right leg.
Since Chen Yu gave these two sisters a gift, their favorability has been at full value.
"Hmm!"
Chen Yike's hands holding the pen were trembling slightly, and his nose and hair was sore.
Seeing Chen Yike's grievance, Chen Yu felt a little uncomfortable. He led Chen Erke and Chen Sanke to the coffee table and said softly: "Boss, my brother has indeed done too much."
“Woo~”
Hearing the comfort, Chen Yike's sense of grievance suddenly burst out and he cried: "You still know!"
"Okay, okay, brother will compensate you." As he said that, Chen Yu pulled open the schoolbag behind him and took out something from it.
"Puchi..." Chen Yike burst into tears and laughed, touched her tears, and said embarrassedly: "I will bully me."
"For you!" Chen Yu took out two copies of "Three Years of High School Entrance Examination Five Years Simulation" and filmed them on the coffee table: "I just bought it downstairs of our community, and the boss said it was difficult."
The smile on Chen Yike's face froze.
Chen Yu: "Ah hahahahahahaha! I asked you to lock my water basin! Do you think I will let you go?!"
"Chen Yu!!! Died together!!!"
"No! Don't hurt! It hurts..."
...
He returned to the bedroom with a bruised nose and swollen face. He sat on the bed. Chen Yu touched the nail marks on his neck, and grinned his teeth in pain: "Hiss, these claws are so sharp...Hiss, it's so satisfying."
[Chen Yu: "I'm home."]
[Space-Time Promotion: "Now open the space-time wormhole for you."]
The next moment, the space in the middle of the bedroom quickly distorted, forming a circle of white vortexes.
Chen Yu quickly lifted up the clothes he was wearing and threw the 404 hotline gun inside into the vortex. Then a small white box fell out of it.
“Buzz…”
The wormhole slowly disappears.
Chen Yu took a step forward, picked up the box, and opened the seal.
I saw a spiral needle inside the box. The liquid inside was pure blue, and it seemed to contain many sequins, flashing with starlight.
In front of the needle, eight small words are written.
Chapter completed!