Chapter 906 Hu Xian'er
Chapter 906 Hu Xianer
Familiar words, familiar tone...
Everything is so familiar, just like when I met the old bird...
According to the urine of the old fox, what can make it behave like this... Needless to say, the crazy fox that has been pestering me must also be an antique that has been alive for countless years.
The state shown by the other party also illustrates this point.
After all, mountain spirits are different from people. Once they become a climate, they have a long lifespan. Life is almost calculated in units of thousands of years. Whenever people mention things like demon foxes, they must add the prefix "thousand years" in front, as if this fox
If you don't have a thousand years of Taoism, you can't call it a monster. This shows how long this thing has a lifespan. I'm afraid this crazy fox Taoism is still above my master, but he has become like this. The number of years he has lived is incalculable.
, judging from its posture, it was clearly confused and mistook me for a certain ancestor of my family, and it seemed to have some unspeakable secrets with this ancestor...
I have no idea. Since I joined this industry, all the information I have learned from all aspects tells me that the genes of our family seem to be extremely powerful, especially the big nose and small butt. It is very easy to control.
Stubborn and stubborn, no matter how many generations it is passed down, it cannot be changed. How many beautiful women naively tried to optimize my family's genes, but in the end, without exception, they failed and gave birth to a baby with tears in their eyes who looked very similar to the father of the child.
The same big nose, the same little butt and eyes...
The people I have come into contact with who know the etiquette officials all say that my ancestors and I are almost carved from the same mold.
Sometimes I think about it in a narrow-minded way. I guess the ancestors of the past generations also hated their big noses and small butts, so when looking for a wife, I put aside whether she has a good figure and whether she is beautiful.
Having a straight and delicate nose and double eyelids is a mandatory requirement, so much so that this obsession is gradually stored in genes and passed down from generation to generation, and now it has silently affected my aesthetic standards.
There is no doubt that this is my standard. I talked to my dad and checked the eyes. They are definitely biological. Even the conditions for finding a wife are exactly the same!!
Given this paranoid appearance, it was normal for a crazy fox to mistake me for me.
"At least, it shouldn't be hostile to me. Well, if you think about it differently, it should actually be the most friendly one to me in this place."
After the initial panic, I calmed down quickly and carefully weighed all aspects of this!
Boom!!
The crazy fox suddenly felt like having a convulsion. He no longer hugged me and held me hostage, and suddenly plunged into my arms. I don’t know what its head was made of. It was like an iron ball, and I staggered when it was hit.
, before I could stand firm, the opponent's two big paws quickly hit my chest several times with "dong dong dong", which made my blood boil, and I felt that my bones were about to break, but I finally managed to bear it.
Unable to hold back, he lay on his back on the ground, and the opponent suddenly pressed him up.
Hmm... It feels like a fully loaded garbage truck "clattering" and dumping all the garbage onto you...
I instinctively slapped the crazy fox repeatedly, but the other party hesitated and then raised his body slightly.
Seizing this opportunity, I immediately sat up and met the other person's gaze.
"I hate it, why were you looking at me like that just now?"
This crazy fox was completely different from its previous fierce appearance. It rolled its green eyes and gave me a "wink", and then lowered its head "coyly".
Of course, such a foul-smelling fox with bald hair everywhere would not be as shy as a water lotus that can't bear the cool breeze when it lowers its head. I just felt as if someone hit me on the head with a sledgehammer, "Buzz."
"With a sound, my scalp seemed to explode. The numbing sensation was like an electric current that made my whole body stiff. There was only one thought left in my mind -
I'm just thinking about something, what makes you think I'm looking at you, and then you dive into my arms, pick up your big claws and hit my chest?
However, the other party seemed to be unable to see my resistance at all. He lowered his head for a moment, paused, and seemed to have made an extremely important decision. His mouth actually moved towards me little by little...
A stench hit my face, it was too overwhelming...
My tears instantly blurred my vision, and all I could see was the other person's nose that was getting bigger and bigger before my eyes, and there seemed to be a few spots on it that looked like age spots.
Uh... ugh!
There was something turbulent and tumbling in my abdomen, and it suddenly jumped into my throat.
"Xian'er, Xian'er?"
An old voice came and shouted a few times. It also saved my life. Otherwise, I felt that I would not survive today. At that moment, I thought about it. If I can’t keep my virginity and lose my face,
Going back to see the elders of Zhenwu Temple, the only way to go is to commit suicide...
After hearing this call, the crazy fox that was pestering me instantly trembled violently. He turned his head away slightly and glanced to the side. The intoxication in his green eyes instantly dissipated, and countless emotions flashed past.
, like memories, confusion, hatred, more... confusion and madness.
The situation is not good!!
With alarm bells ringing in my heart, I took the opportunity to get rid of the crazy fox's entanglement and calmly stepped back.
I don't know when a group of foxes, big and small, came out of the cave of the Hu family. The old fox was pushing a fox that looked dry and thin. The fox was even older, with dull fur and shriveled flesh and blood.
He was sitting hunched over in a wheelchair for talents like a dry little old man, but his legs were covered with a blanket, so he could not clearly see the situation.
Needless to say, this should be the ancestor of the Hu family!
However, the ancestor of the Hu family was crying at this moment. He looked at the crazy fox intently and said softly: "Xian'er, I didn't expect you to be alive. Why don't you come back? This is your home..."
"ah!!!!"
The crazy fox suddenly raised his head and roared, the look of madness in his eyes became even heavier, and he pulled the hair on his body crazily...
I finally figured out why its hair was bald. I pulled it down one by one...
Immediately, it covered its head, turned around and ran away.
"Why!"
The old fox shouted, and was about to tell Hu Da to chase him, but the ancestor of the Hu family waved his hand, indicating that they did not need to chase...
"Leave her alone, don't irritate her anymore!"
The ancestor of the Hu family shook his head slightly and sighed.
The old fox heard the string and knew its elegant meaning, and immediately pushed the ancestor of the Hu family to turn around and go back.
Immediately, the voice of the ancestor of the Hu family came from the cave: "Descendants of Tianguan... just follow me!"
I was a little overwhelmed by being left here, so I followed him immediately after hearing this.
The cave was bigger than I imagined, and it was intricate and full of passages. It was filled with the smell of a fox.
The foxes dispersed at some point, leaving only the old fox pushing the ancestor of the Hu family through the cave filled with stalagmites.
The ancestor of the Hu family closed his eyes and said nothing.
I was filled with doubts and couldn't hold myself back. I gently poked the old fox in the elbow and asked the other party about the regulations with my eyes.
The old fox glanced at the ancestor of the Hu family secretly. Seeing that the other ancestor was still closing his eyes and concentrating, he lowered his voice and said to me: "Don't worry, the ancestor wants to talk to you alone. As for the one just now... alas, that is the ancestor's sister.
, is also another ancestor of mine, but she disappeared for many years. We all thought she was dead. Who knew she came out again for no reason? It is probably related to your kid. Tell me about you... you are really a disaster.
When you come here, various situations arise one after another..."
Why do you still rely on me for this? You had to let me come!
I muttered something in my mind and hesitated and asked, "I think that person... seems to know an ancestor of my family?"
The old fox quickly glanced at the ancestor of the Hu family, and seeing that the other person still closed his eyes and said nothing, he quickly said to me: "We are more than just acquaintances! Her becoming like this is inseparable from that person in your family!!!
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Chapter completed!