Chapter 2 There is always joy in life
"There is always joy in life, and tears are inevitable. When we meet at the foot of the Lion Mountain, we finally have more laughter than sighs, and life is inevitably rugged."
It was too hot to go home at this time. Chen Jiaju and Li Er squeezed into a small stall with dozens of people to watch TV. TV sets in this era are not cheap. At least few residents in the village are willing to buy them, and most of them still go out to watch free TV shows.
Naturally, there is no TV at the home of Li Er and Chen Jiaju.
"If you watch TV, can you stop singing along!" Li Er couldn't help but say.
Chen Jiaju glanced at Li Er: "Don't the others sing along!"
Li Er said affirmatively: "I know, but you sing the worst!"
Chen Jiaju glanced at Li Er again, ignored Li Er's mood, continued to sing his unique broken gong Jing's voice, and sang the theme song played on TV.
Li Er didn't want to be stimulated by Chen Jiaju's singing, so he took a few steps back with his conceit and turned to the other end of the street. While he looked at the familiar and unfamiliar scenes on both sides of the street, he slowly looked through Li Er's memory and walked back to the village building without realizing it.
Li Er raised his hand and looked at the fake Rolex on his hand. It was already eleven o'clock.
"Hi! Second brother, Second brother, help me move the table!" A girl with shoulder-length hair at the stairs shook her hand happily when she saw Li Er.
"Second brother, my dad bought me a second-hand desk, please help me move it upstairs!" the girl begged.
Li Er walked over.
The girl is about the same age as Li Shiya, wearing a white school uniform. Judging from the girl's expression, she should know her. Li Er also felt that she was a little familiar with her, but she couldn't remember who she was for a moment.
"Let go, I'll do it myself!" Li Er waved his hand and refused to see the girl wanting to carry the table with him.
The stairs in the village building are relatively narrow. If two people carry the table, they will bump and bump into the ground and make it difficult to go upstairs.
Li Er bent down and carried the desk on his shoulders all at once. Only then did he realize that he was quite strong and the heavy desk on his shoulders, Li Er didn't feel how hard it was.
"Second brother, be careful"
"You go ahead." Li Er gestured to the girl to leave first, because this guy couldn't remember which floor he lived on.
“Ohhh!”
The girl lives on the sixth floor. Li Er climbed up to the sixth floor with a desk with difficulty, so tired that his legs were trembling. This guy was already panting and had great strength to use it. It didn't last long. Li Er wanted to cry when he climbed to the third floor. It turned out that he was a man in three seconds.
"Second brother, just put it here!" The girl briskly moved a few chairs by the living room wall and asked Li Er to put the desk against the wall.
‘Zhu Wanfang’, after Li Er put down his desk, he saw the name on the girl’s homework book.
"Second brother, thank you for your hard work. Thank you so much! Sit and rest and give you water!" Zhu Wanfang took out a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator and handed it to Li Er.
Li Er reached out to take the mineral water, turned around and left decisively, just kidding, if Zhu Wanfang asked her to help move the rotten table downstairs, she wouldn't be exhausted.
"Second brother, have you cut your hair?" Zhu Wanfang then noticed Li Er's refreshing hairstyle. She was startled at first, and then quickly covered her mouth and whispered: "Second brother, are you heartbroken again?"
Li Er: ""
Li Er has a black thread at the end. Is it true that I am famous for breaking up love?
Li Er didn't know that this was due to Chen Jiaju's big mouth. Usually, Chen Jiaju knew about one thing. It won't take long, and everyone around him will know it.
"Sir, sorry, we want to check your ID card." Chen Jiaju raised his palm and stopped a suspected passerby: "Sorry, please cooperate!"
"Asir, what's the matter? I'm going to hurry to work and don't waste my time." The man in the suit who was stopped said with an unhappy look on his face.
Chen Jiaju also looked stern and said seriously: "Identity card! Thank you!"
The man in the suit took out his ID card impatiently, and Chen Jiaju reached out to take it and handed it to Li Er beside him.
"Call the radio station by pc6295 and check an ID number!" Li Er picked up the intercom and called the police station center and said.
Soon, the police station center verified that the man had no criminal record in his ID card.
Li Er returned his ID card to the man in the suit.
"Damn it, I'm wasting my time!" The man in the suit took his ID card and scolded in a low voice.
Chen Jiaju and Zhang Dawu's face froze.
"What are you doing! Want to hit me? Come on!" The man in the suit sneered when he saw Chen Jiaju and opened his mouth wide-mouthed expressions, "I don't believe you dare to hit me in broad daylight."
"Sir, you just crossed the street and ran a red light." Li Er said calmly.
The man in the suit smiled arrogantly and said, "So what? You are not traffic police!"
Li Er took out a notebook seriously and responsibly: "Indeed, we are not traffic police, so let's wait for the traffic police to come and deal with it!"
"Big Mouth! Notify the traffic police nearby!" Li Ertou said to Zhang Mouth without raising his mouth.
The man in the suit changed his face: "Asir, I was wrong, give me a chance!"
Waiting for the traffic police? After a while, I will be late for work.
Li Er didn't say anything.
"Asir, I'm wrong. I'm a slut. I have old men and young men. Give me a chance!" The man in the suit saw that Li Er was not easy to talk to, so he turned to beg Chen Jiaju.
"Let's go! Let's go! You also know that you have old people and young people. You have to abide by traffic rules when crossing the road. Who will be responsible for an accident?" Chen Jiaju waved and scolded.
"Yes, yes, thank you, sir, thank you!" The man in the suit quickly ran away.
Chen Jiaju, Li Er and Zhang Dazui continued patrolling.
"Li Er, the suit guy just now didn't seem to run a red light, right?" Chen Jiaju couldn't help asking.
Li Er said honestly: "No, but it's true that he didn't look at the traffic lights when crossing the street. Just cheat him!"
Chen Jiaju, open his mouth wide: ""
Of course, patrol police are not patrolling the streets to pose. In addition to maintaining public security and public safety on the street, they also need to prevent and stop criminal behaviors, etc. Checking their ID cards is the easiest way to prevent crime. The man in the suit just now looked around like a thief when he was walking. It would be strange if Chen Jiaju didn't investigate him.
Li Er's dream of getting rich was shattered and his emotions were not very high. He has come up with many good ideas these days, such as joining the entertainment industry, plagiarizing scripts and making money by making money, etc. Many time travelers' seniors are so developed.
When Li Er woke up this morning, he suddenly remembered something wrong, and Chen Jiaju appeared beside him, which shows that this time and space are different from other time travelers predecessors. This is the time and space of a movie. If a script is copied and a movie is made, he will not be dissected and then dissected.
Moreover, Li Er has already remembered the girl Zhu Wanfang downstairs in the past two days. This girl looks very much like the female star Yuan Jieying. This is probably a very chaotic time and space. Police Officer Li Er became more cautious.
If the police in time and space really find themselves and throw themselves into the Jurassic, the one who is in time and space, into the Jurassic, this is no joke. You can't find a second human being and you will reproduce in minutes.
And Li Er suddenly remembered that this city uses traditional Chinese characters, and Li Er can still understand most of the traditional Chinese characters, but he can understand them does not mean that he can write them. This is the difference between multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions. Li Er was nervous and couldn't even write out the traditional Chinese character "2" in his name immediately. In the end, he secretly stole a 2 yuan coin before cheating.
Li Er’s current situation, let alone plagiarizing scripts, Amitabha Buddha will be fine when writing the report.
"robbery!"
"Robbery! Someone robbed! A short-lived guy! All the old lady's things were robbed!" A 50 or 60-year-old lady fell and sat on the ground and shouted loudly.
Chen Jiaju, Li Er, and Zhang Dawu turned around quickly. Chen Jiaju reacted the fastest and had already rushed towards the direction of the sound.
Zhang Dazui and Li Er also ran over. Li Er subconsciously slowed down half a beat and let Zhang Dazui run in front.
Li Er saw a thin guy running wildly with a cotton bag in his hand, while Chen Jiaju was chasing behind with Uncle Long's unique outer horoscope.
"Grandma, are you okay? Do you want to call an ambulance?" Li Er ran to the victim and stopped, letting him open his mouth and continue chasing him.
"It's okay, I'm fine. Come and chase my bag quickly. The five hundred dollars my son sent back from work are all inside. If it's robbed, how can I live!" The old lady sat on the ground and howled loudly.
Li Er took a quick look and found that the old man was really not injured. He should have just been pushed down when the robbers robbed the bag.
"Grandma, don't worry! Our friend has already gone to chase you! We will definitely get your money back!" Li Er no matter what the situation was, he first praised her.
If a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall, Li Ercai should not chase him. Besides, the dog is anxious to jump over the wall. What if the robber is chased and he is afraid of taking out a knife?
"Get out of the way, get out of the way, block me and stab you to death with one knife!" I don't know what happened before, the robber who robbed back and ran back. Chen Jiaju and Zhang Dazui didn't stop each other. Li Er looked closely and found that the robber was holding a knife in his hand.
It's a flop! It's really a crow's mouth.
When Li Er saw the robber running towards him, he hurriedly reached his hand to his waist and pulled out the gun. In a panic, the guy couldn't open the button of the gun holster immediately. He had to urgently pull out the baton on the other side of his waist.
"Diet Note, if you don't want to die, get out!" The robber ran towards Li Er and shouted fiercely.
"Received!" Li Er's face turned pale, and he immediately leaned against the wall and gave way out. Li Er's divine reaction stunned the running robber for a moment, and then accelerated his pace ecstatically. In fact, he felt even more scared than Li Er.
When the robber ran to Li Er, he suddenly turned his head and grinned at Li Er, as if he was despising Li Er, a policeman who was unsuccessful, but he was reluctant to let out his feet suddenly.
"Bang!" The robber, who was so happy and sad, did not pay attention to his feet, and was suddenly tripped by Li Er's foot. The robber rushed too fast and hit the ground head-on, and then slid three or four meters away before stopping.
Li Er quickly caught up, raised the baton and thrust the back of the robber's head. The robber completely fainted. Li Er didn't care whether the robber was really dizzy or fake, so he cautiously kicked the knife in the robber's hand, then took out the handcuffs, and handcuffed the fainted robber.
The old lady's actions just now were faster than Li Er. The old man had already gotten up quickly at some point, pulled back his cotton bag from the robber's hand, and quickly opened it to check.
"Thank God, Buddha bless me, I have a penny of money!"
Li Er: ""
Chen Jiaju and Zhang Dazui arrived, and Li Er found a hole in the police uniform on Chen Jiaju’s lower abdomen.
Li Er frowned and said, "It's okay!"
"It's okay, it's just that the clothes were scratched and the flesh was not damaged!" Chen Jiaju said indifferently.
"Just catch someone!" Zhang Damou grinned. Like Chen Jiaju, this guy thought about making contributions all day long.
Li Er took out his walkie-talkie and called the report center.
"Ding! The system is being activated!"
Li Er suddenly widened his eyes. He waited for a long time and finally heard the sound of nature. There was no reason why other time travelers had systems, but they didn't have one. This was not Newton.
Chapter completed!