0505 Chapter Conquering the Flower Monk
Yi Tianhao looked at Luan Lai's excited look and felt a little funny in his heart. He said with a serious look: "You are willing, I haven't said I am willing yet!"
He made a noise, stood up, and smiled and said, "That master, let Sajia follow you. Sajia can act as your thug, and Sajia has a constant appetite. As long as there is wine and meat for each meal, plus 50,000 or 60,000 rice, it is enough. [The requirements of Sajia are not high. As long as you can have a little salary every month and find a few beauties, it will be almost the same. Where can you find a free thug like Sajia? Do you think?"
Lun Lai was indeed a little anxious. He didn't give money to those two women just now. He doesn't want money now. He needs money to pick up girls and also to eat. However, he doesn't know anything in society except for his brute force. Now he is about to see the bottom of money. If he can follow Yi Tianhao's side, there will be someone who can practice kung fu with nothing, that would be the best thing.
Yi Tianhao became more and more amused, and he became almost certain in his heart. He glared and said, "Does someone of my skills still need thugs to protect? Do you think there are still a few people in this world who can threaten me? Who can't beat me?"
When I heard it, I was just so good at it. If the other party didn't even need his own skills, his worth seemed to be less. I suddenly became more anxious and said hurriedly: "Donor, although your skills are good enough, you can't do everything yourself. Do you think? This will also lose your identity! It's different if you have a family. If you have a family, you can help settle any trivial matters. Some big things that the family cannot settle, and the donor personally settle them. What do the donor think of me?"[
Yi Tianhao began to hesitate and saw him in a mess. He was even more anxious and said hurriedly: "Sha family is in Shaolin Temple, and now it is the most powerful master. The master said that in Shaolin martial arts, it is estimated that the Sa family will be promoted in the future. If you accept a Shaolin monk like me as your disciple, you will be very proud, don't you?"
Yi Tianhao nodded while listening, and finally said suddenly: "Okay, what you, the monk, said makes sense. People with status like me do need a few thugs like you, so you can force yourself to follow me. But I have to agree that I will provide you with good wine and meat every month, and the salary I give you will not be less, enough for you to pick up girls, but what I say is, you must always follow me loyally."
"That's great." Ran Lai patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, the prince, a monk with faithfulness like the Sa family knows best what loyalty is."
Yi Tianhao cursed in his heart, "What a big deal, a monk with faith goes to pick up girls every day? He goes to drink and meat every day. He ***, monks are so coquettish now, and the world is indeed degenerate."
However, Yi Tianhao was still very excited to accept such a skilled monk this time. In Yi Tianhao's opinion, this monk's skills are not much worse than that of strangers. The two should be said to be half a dozen. The monk's skills may be stronger, but strangers' killing methods are stronger, and it is difficult to judge the level.
Now, I have three masters under my command, including the stranger, Zhuque and Lunlai Monk. Huo Feng is not included for the time being. After all, Huo Feng is a national talent now and it is impossible for him to occupy it all the time. But after all, Zhuque is already his woman, and he will not be able to send Zhuque to do everything in the future. This does not conform to Yi Tianhao's personality. If Lunlai was not, he would be a stranger. Therefore, Yi Tianhao was so excited when he saw the monk Lunlai so brave today and couldn't wait to take it for himself.
Yi Tianhao accepted the mess and began to say, "Let me introduce it first. My name is Yi Tianhao. You can call me the prince or Brother Hao. Don't call me the donor. Do you understand?"
"I understand, prince."
Yi Tianhao nodded. Although this monk looked well-developed, his mind was not simple and he reacted quite quickly.
Yi Tianhao continued, "In addition, I have a gang under my command called the Prince's Party. Do you know what gang is? It is a place for fighting and killing. In the future, you don't have to go out fighting and killing or watching the venue every day like others. If you need it, I will tell you."
He nodded randomly and said, "I know what a gang is."
"Yeah, that's good." Yi Tianhao continued, "Now I'm here to travel to Taoyuan Island and play with my classmates. It's not convenient for you to follow me."
Ran Lai's eyes lit up and he said excitedly: "Be with his classmates? Student sister? Uniform temptation?"
Damn, what is this monk? Even the temptation of uniforms is ***! Damn, are all monks hiding in the temple and watching porn movies every night?
Yi Tianhao's face changed and he said with a serious face: "Those are my classmates, you can't move."
He was looking at Yi Tianhao like a monster, but he nodded and said, "Sa family understands that those are all the princes, so I can't move. The Buddha said, friends and wives should not be bullied!"
Yi Tianhao said, "When did the Buddha say these words?"
Ranlai laughed and said, "But the prince, his health is important, and sometimes it needs to be controlled. Can you make it happen to so many people?"
"Damn, that's my business. It's really hard to talk to you, the flower monk!" Yi Tianhao turned aside and was about to be broken by the mess, saying in some words, "Do you, the flower monk, watch pornographic movies in the temple every day?"[
"Phoenix? I haven't seen it."
Yi Tianhao sighed relieved.
Ran Lai continued: "Shajia has only watched some classical movies, all of which are classic national treasures, such as "Jin Ping Mei" and so on."
Yi Tianhao's eyes lit up, and both of them sat down. Yi Tianhao asked, "Have you watched "Jin Ping Mei" too? Is it a movie version? Damn, this movie is so powerful, it can be called the originator of domestic porn movies. The Ximen Qing in it is so powerful, especially the clip of Pan Jinlian, who is sleepwalking, and the beautiful Pan Jinlian looks so sensational, which is really amazing."
He clapped his hands and shouted: "Prince, you are really a confidant of the Sha family. This "Jin Ping Mei" is really a fine product among domestic movies. It can be called a national treasure. It is a milestone in the history of human films, and an eternal and immortal movie miracle. Pan Jinlian is also the favorite of Sha family. Unfortunately, she died a little miserable in the end. She was killed under the bed. You didn't know at that time, Sha family almost smashed the computer. Ximen Qing deserves to die, she died well, and in the end she is exhausted. If it were Sha family, even if it was three days and three nights, there would be no problem. He still lacks practice!"
Yi Tianhao agreed: "This Ximen Qing was mainly drugged, but his courage in it is just a pediatric department in my opinion. But, do you have computers in Shaolin Temple? "
"Of course, I'll register some lists and so on. Later, Sajia secretly downloaded two movies, but unfortunately, I was discovered by a few old-fashioned guys and deleted them all. They were corrupt and conservative, and could no longer keep up with the pace of the times. If Shaolin was full of talents like the prince, Shaolin would definitely be able to flourish and create more glory! By the way, Prince, have you ever seen "The Meat Punch"?"
"Look." Yi Tianhao paused, put away his lewd look, cleared his throat, and said seriously, "This is a mess. Sometimes men should be more restrained. In fact, I personally, I watch "Jin Ping Mei" with the mentality of appreciating classical works. As for pornographic films like "Mush Futuan", I have never even heard of them."
"Oh." Ranlai looked at Yi Tianhao with contempt, but did not refute, and said in his heart, is this the legendary thing that he still has to set up a archway after being a bitch?
Yi Tianhao continued: "Of course, if you have any yellow CDs, or some V-photos, I would rather share them with you, mainly to guide you well so that you will not fall into the Avici Hell under the temptation of these things."
He clasped his hands together and said, "The prince's kindness really touched the Sajia. The Sajia once received several genuine movie CDs contributed by tourists to me by Teacher Cang. Why don't we have the opportunity to study and discuss together?"
"Great, great." Yi Tianhao smiled, patted Lulai's shoulders, and said with a smile, "Luck, I think, sooner or later, you will become the pride of the entire Shaolin Temple, and I feel more and more that accepting you is the most wise thing I have done. You monk, are motivated and have a sense of justice. After you go back, you will definitely give us the princeling brothers!"
The two of them looked at each other and laughed.
After laughing, Yi Tianhao instructed: "By the way, the words just now are still the ones. In the past few days, you are not suitable for following me. Why not do this? You will leave here by boat tomorrow and then take a bus to Sanjiang City. I will send someone to pick you up."
When I heard it randomly, I became silent slightly.
Yi Tianhao asked, "Don't you want to?"
"There are important things that need to be dealt with in the past few days, which is of great importance."
Yi Tianhao nodded, understood and was about to change his mind, when he heard the mess continue: "The Sa family plans to come here tomorrow to compete for the three major red cards. It is really a coincidence that the Sa family will stay here tomorrow very early."
Yi Tianhao looked around in a little speech and said, "Forget it, you'd better go back. Actually, what's the great thing about the three red cards? The three red cards are all the kind that sells their skills but not their bodies. They danced with you and got into trouble. You were so flirting with you that you burned the gods, but you didn't do it with you. Who do you think you're going to reason with?"
He widened his eyes: "There is such a thing?"
"Of course, they are bullying honest people like you. If you do this, you go to Sanjiang City first. I will send someone to arrange a few more sisters for you. At that time, you will be willing to die and forget these red cards. What do you think?"
The eyes lit up, his hands clasped, and said piously: "Amitabha, what I feel is very suitable for my heart."[
Chapter completed!