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6. Black jokes in the bar

The three girls at the table next to us were a bit drunk, and their chatter was obviously loud, so that I could clearly hear what they were talking about even sitting here.

"Have you heard that Fourth Sister's father died today?" one of them said.

"Oh my god, don't mention it. My dad went there today. It's so weird. You guys said that Si Mei's dad has been fishing in the river for so many years. It stands to reason that the water is very good. It's common to accidentally fall into the river.

Why didn't you come up today?"

"It's not good. I heard that when I pulled out the body, I found a black handprint on the ankle. Maybe it was a water ghost causing trouble." Another echoed.

"Okay, okay, where did you two hear this from the gossip? That's not what you said. My partner just came back from Liangshui today. Have you heard about the old shaman in Liangshui? He went to see him and said he was

Fourth sister's father was fine at first, he floated up on his own, and he was holding an object picked up from the river. It was only after someone pulled him onto the boat that the incident happened."

I have always had a soft spot for these black folk jokes, especially this kind of steamy joke. Although several girls spread it by word of mouth and exaggerated it, it still aroused my interest. I immediately asked the waiter to start a joke.

A bottle of Chivas Regal was given to the girl at the next table.

The three girls looked back at Mouse and me, nodded with smiles, and chatted with their heads down. Maybe they were calculating who was more handsome, Mouse or me. But I wasn’t too interested in the term handsome guy.

I don’t want to steal the show with a tall, 1.88-meter tall man named Mouse.

"Sure, Tiezi, I've been hanging around with your Brother Hao for a long time and your skills in picking up girls have improved, right? But you'll pay for this bottle of Chivas Regal later."

I glared at him and ignored him. I moved my chair sideways and got closer to the three girls. I said with a smile: "Three beauties, is it convenient?"

The three girls smiled shyly and did not answer.

I raised my glass and acted like a gentleman: "My friend and I are visiting from Changchun. We passed by here and stopped in for a glass of wine. I happened to overhear three beauties chatting just now. It's fate. My name is Wushuang."

, If you don’t mind, I’ll give you a toast to the three of you.” As I said that, I drank all the wine in the glass.

The three girls looked at each other and couldn't decide whether to give me this face. My way of striking up a conversation is very common in Changchun, but there may be some gangsters here. For a while, the three girls were hesitant and got me.

How embarrassing.

We have been friends for so many years, and they couldn’t bear to see me fail to get off the stage. Even though they usually bickered with me, when it came time to get real, they had to give me a thumbs up. I called the waiter over loudly and looked at the girls at the next table and said:

: "All the money spent by the three beauties at this table tonight belongs to me."

The girls were overjoyed when they heard this and raised their glasses to toast me and Mo Zi. I thought to myself that in this era, people are really rich and have money to do things easily. No wonder Mo Zi brings one out every time he goes to the bar. It seems that even in small places

I’m afraid the girl will never tire of trying this trick.
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