Chapter 207 Sharing the experience of bringing her home(1/2)
Jiang Qinfeng's calm words made Cao Guangyu confused.
"Is it normal for God to bring good friends home to celebrate the New Year? That's the New Year's Eve dinner, and it's meant to be eaten with the family."
"If you take Feng Nanshu home for New Year's Eve dinner, that means you have already acquiesced that you and her are a family, right?"
"Besides, Feng Nanshu must have acquiesced that she and you are family members, otherwise she would not have agreed."
"You... you fucking say you are good friends every day, why are you progressing so much faster than me?"
Cao Guangyu was so envious that his back molars were almost broken, and at the same time he felt a sense of unwillingness to be hurt.
If a girl comes to your house to pay New Year's greetings on the first day of the Lunar New Year, it's okay for you to claim that she's a good friend, but if we even have New Year's Eve dinner together, can she be called a good friend?
Pretending, naked pretense!
Damn it, every time Lao Jiang returns to school, he has new materials to cook, and he cooks them quickly and well, with basically no buffering time, which is simply too much.
"Brother Cao, I advise you to shut up quickly, don't talk anymore, just calm down."
Zhou Chao went to the toilet and couldn't help but stop Lao Cao from speaking when he came back.
"Why? He bit me, I want revenge!" Cao Guangyu still wanted to bit him back.
Zhou Chao sighed helplessly: "Brother Jiang is done pretending now. The next step is probably to trick you. How many times have you been hit by this trick? Why don't you remember it?"
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Cao Guangyu was reminded by Zhou Chao and immediately reacted, feeling frightened for a while.
Yes, Lao Jiang usually uses combo moves when he wants to kill people. He never runs away after pretending, and the final outcome is to cheat people for a meal.
Just like a year ago, this dog coin went out to get tutoring from Feng Nanshu. After returning home, he pretended to lie down and watched Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf every night.
The main thing is to have a calm mind and be secretly powerful.
In the end, it didn't matter that he didn't fail the exam. Even if he turned in a blank, he might have to drop out of school, so he invited himself to a break-up meal, which could be regarded as a tribute to this hard-won brotherhood.
Cao Guangyu was so moved and sad at the time that he planned to ask his father for money and treat him to a meal. If it hadn't been for a sudden class reunion, he still wouldn't have known that Jiang Qin had failed the class!
Damn it, you don’t even know what the deep end is in any of his words. If you answer the question casually, you will definitely lose money.
Routines are all routines!
Cao Guangyu took a deep breath, remained silent, and started to make the bed. No matter what Jiang Qin said, he stopped answering.
"This is boring. You have seen through my tricks. How can I play in the future?"
Jiang Qin cursed and put the pillow away: "Let's just skip the middle process. Old Cao, be wise and just treat us to a meal."
"Lao Jiang, do you think what you are saying is human?" Cao Guangyu wanted to bite him.
"Look at how stingy you are. We have just met in the new semester. Is it normal for brothers to have a dinner together? Let's do this. I'll treat you to lunch. You guys quickly pack your things and start eating."
Cao Guangyu looked surprised: "Damn it, did the sun come out in the west today?"
Jiang Qin smiled and said nothing, and quickly soaked the sheets and quilts he had changed into the basin, then moved a chair to the balcony and began to squint in the sun.
If you take Feng Nanshu back for the New Year's Eve dinner, does that count as admitting that you and her are family members?
Is this really true?
He did a little test and substituted all the girls he knew, and found that no matter who they were, he would not accept having New Year's Eve dinner with them.
But it was his silly little rich woman who just couldn't bear to spend the New Year alone...
Good guy, the power of friendship is so great!
Jiang Qin patted his head, not intending to think any further, and felt at ease the infinite brightness of the approaching spring.
By the time the two guys in the dormitory finished packing their things, it was already eleven o'clock, and their stomachs had already begun to growl.
Jiang Qin waved his hand and led them out of the dormitory.
Zhou Chao and Cao Guangyu were really surprised this time, thinking to themselves, is there really a free lunch in the world?
"Don't go any further yet. Follow me to 208. I need to open a window for ventilation in the office."
"..."
"Lao Zhou, can you help me wipe my boss's desk? It's a bit dusty."
"..."
"Old Cao, look at the mop behind the door. Why is this floor so gray? Try mopping it twice to see if it can be cleaned."
"..."
"Lao Zhou, you've wiped it all. Why don't you wipe it all? You can eat two more bowls of rice later."
"..."
"Old Cao, if you've already dragged it away, just drag it all away. Otherwise, how ugly will it be if it's all black and white?"
Half an hour later, Cao Guangyu and Zhou Chao looked at each other, and their hearts were full of mmm, what a free lunch, it was so fresh and refined, they both did not miss any work!
The key is that even if they do the work for no apparent reason, they still don't know why they do it so willingly.
Cao Guangyu picked up the mop, gritted his teeth and analyzed it, and found that Jiang Qin used the treat as a bait to let the two of them leave the dormitory voluntarily, and he was so damn grateful.
Then, in the name of opening the window for ventilation, he let the two people follow him to 208 without warning.
After that, there are words of guidance such as "help with wiping" and "help with mopping".
When someone invites you to dinner, why don't you do anything? It's reasonable to do a little favor.
So, things became what they are now.
Good guy, no wonder other people's entrepreneurial ventures are so prosperous. For this kind of pit-digging ability, Forbes is a fool.
"Okay, okay, it's almost done. Let's go and eat."
"Damn it, Lao Jiang, you are not a human being. If I don't make you cry today, I won't be named Cao!"
"Eat, you can order whatever you want today. If I stop you, my surname is not Jiang."
The three of them walked out of the school and came to Shiweitian. With hatred, Cao Guangyu let go of his hands and ordered whatever was expensive, and filled a big table.
While the food was being served, Jiang Qin went to the side to answer a phone call. When he came back, he was smiling like a spring breeze.
Cao Guangyu wanted to see his distressed expression, but found that he was smiling, his face full of dissatisfaction.
"I ordered so many dishes and spent so much money on you, how can you still laugh?"
Jiang Qin threw the phone on the table, picked up the wine bottle and poured a glass: "It's nothing, I just heard some very happy news."
Zhou Chao raised his head: "Is Feng Nanshu back to school?"
"No, but it's as good as this news. I plan to go to Polytechnic University and Normal University this semester to promote forums and group shopping. Xitian has to go to the front station first. Director Li just called me and said that there is a vacant shop in the school.
You can open a milk tea shop and let me have time to check it out."
Jiang Qin's business grew bigger and bigger, and gradually began to cover the university town. However, Zhou Chao and Cao Guangyu were not very clear about the details, so they didn't know what was so good about this news that it could be compared with Feng Nanshu.
But they don’t want to understand, their only thought is to work!
Because they had just finished working for 208, the three of them had quite good appetites. They ate the meal with gusto and nothing was wasted.
While eating, Cao Guangyu couldn't help but ask several questions.
The problems all arise around Jiang Qin taking Feng Nanshu home for the New Year.
Although there was a suffocating feeling of being fucked from the front, Lao Cao still wanted to gain some experience so that he could prepare for taking Ding Xue home during the next Chinese New Year.
"How did you invite Feng Nanshu back for the New Year's Eve dinner?"
Jiang Qin thought for a while and then shook his head: "I didn't say anything. She was very well-behaved and she would go wherever I took her. So until I brought her to the door of my house, she acted stupidly. She probably didn't expect that I would
Take her home for dinner."
Cao Guangyu suffocated and felt hurt: "What about your mother? What is her attitude towards Feng Nanshu?"
"I coaxed and doted on her, telling her that she was cute and beautiful. The more I looked at her, the more I fell in love with her. That night, I was the only outsider in the whole family." Jiang Qin answered while drinking.
"Did she give Feng Nanshu a red envelope?"
"Here you go, it's quite thick. I guess my share is included."
Cao Guangyu stopped asking because he found that Jiang Qin's experience was of no use to him at all.
Feng Nanshu is good and must be liked by her family, but her Ding Xue is completely incompatible with the word "good". She is not convinced by the Bull Demon King. If he goes up and kicks her, she will have to take off her nose ring and play with it for two days. There is no guarantee that it will be returned.
"Lao Jiang, you are not a human being at all."
Jiang Qin's eyebrows raised: "Hey, how did I offend you?"
Cao Guangyu ate the food and felt very sour: "Your life is so smooth, can't you have some setbacks to make me happy?"
Jiang Qin squinted his eyes and thought for a moment: "For example, I want to pay the bill later, and you insist on stopping me? And you say you'll hit me as long as I pay?"
"Forget it, just pretend I didn't say it."
Zhou Chao broke away from the immersive meal and glanced at Cao Guangyu: "I just said, talk less and eat more. Look, I almost got tricked."
"Old Zhou, I will listen to you from now on and never beep again." Cao Guangyu was still frightened.
To be continued...