Chapter 269 Teasing the Police
"Hey, what are you trying to grab by walking so fast?" Xie Yaxin, who was following Ye Yifan, asked with a frown.
"My police aunt, I'm very busy, okay? You have to know that I'm different from you. No one will give me money when I stay at home." Ye Yifan's words were very explicit. The look on his face He also showed an expression of naked contempt without concealing it.
Ye Yifan was very resentful in his heart. Just think about the fact that there is a policewoman staring at you every day at home. If it were you, you wouldn't feel very happy. Especially when this policewoman drinks beer at home and watches you every day. You can get paid just by watching TV. This will make anyone who watches it envious and jealous. What makes Ye Yifan even more unhappy is who pays the salaries of these policemen. It's them taxpayers.
Yes. Ye Yifan is already a taxpayer. And he is also a big taxpayer. A killer has become a big taxpayer. He is proud now.
Xie Yaxin quit when she heard this. What does it mean to stay at home and someone will come to give you money? She said it like a freeloader. Could it be that she was willing to do this? If it wasn't because Captain Li forced her, she I am too lazy to do these things from now on.
"What do you mean? That's what it means. Look how long it has been since you came to our house. Have you found any trace of the thief so far?" I don't know why. It may be that the natural attributes are incompatible. Ye Yifan feels that he After exchanging a few words with Xie Yaxin, I felt like I was pinching each other.
"This is my job. Whether or not I can catch the thief is not up to me. Do you think I am really willing to just look at a telescope every day? You know I am catching the thief. You don't know. You think I have voyeurism. Look at the results of staying at home every day. I gained three pounds in one week." Xie Yaxin almost despaired when she said this.
The two of them came to the parking place noisily. Fortunately, they were on the campus of Q University. Otherwise, they might have had a real fight.
It is indeed difficult to find a parking space at the entrance of Q University. It is simply hard to find. Therefore, there are often many cars parked on the road in front of Q University. And there will be police issuing tickets at this place.
If you ask those who drive what they hate to see the most, they will tell you without hesitation that it is the traffic police. If you ask the traffic police what they hate to see the most, they will definitely tell you without hesitation. Let me tell you that a ticket was issued. A ticket is a very annoying thing. Although the ticket may not be much, points will be deducted.
At this time, there was a traffic policeman walking along the road, posting a ticket. Ye Yifan's eyes were filled with anger when he looked at this traffic policeman. I can't do anything to you Xie Yaxin. You, a traffic policeman who posted a ticket, can also bully me.
Therefore, when Ye Yifan thought of this, he was filled with anger and anger. He angrily came to the traffic policeman and pointed at his nose and said: "Post tickets, post tickets. What else can you do besides posting tickets?" .If you are able, you can find a car to tow this car away."
The traffic policeman raised his head and glanced at Ye Yifan in front of him. Then he ignored Ye Yifan and continued to copy the ticket with his head down. People like Ye Yifan who get angry when seeing the ticket are copied. This traffic policeman has seen too many people. It is best to deal with such people. The best way is to ignore them. If you want to shout, just let them shout.
When Ye Yifan saw that the other party ignored him, he shouted even more happily. If you observe carefully, you can see that Ye Yifan was really jumping on his feet and talking: "Come on. If you can, find a car and tow it away. Don't get a ticket." .I feel annoyed after seeing this kind of thing." As he said that, Ye Yifan looked at Xie Yaxin eagerly. He seemed to be saying, "You see, I am just provoking you policemen. What can you do to me?"
The traffic policeman looked up at Ye Yifan again. He thought to himself that today was really bad. It was the first time he had seen a man with such a bad temper. These traffic policemen are not people without tempers. You do this again and again. When provoking me here, I really act like I am your mother all the time. Everyone will pamper you.
Thinking of this, the traffic policeman raised his eyebrows and grabbed the walkie-talkie on his shoulder and said: "Headquarters. This is the area in front of Q University. There is a car illegally parked here. The car owner's attitude was very serious while I was copying the ticket. You are so tough. Please ask the headquarters to send a tow truck over." After saying that, he looked at Ye Yifan.
When he heard that the other party was really looking for a tow truck, Ye Yifan jumped even more happily. "Okay, buddy, you are awesome. I will be here waiting for you to tow the car away today. Whoever doesn't tow it away today will be the grandson." .Come on, come on. Do you think I am really afraid that you will tow the car away?"
Xie Yaxin stared blankly at Ye Yifan who was jumping. She didn't understand why Ye Yifan suddenly became so crazy. She didn't understand what the traffic policeman was thinking.
Sure enough, a tow truck came not long after. Then the car with the ticket just posted was towed away. Looking at the towed car, Ye Yifan smiled. And he smiled very happily. He raised his thumb He smiled at the traffic policeman and said, "Okay. You're really good, buddy. You really towed it away."
The traffic policeman looked at Ye Yifan with a look that was almost pity. Then he wanted to come up and pat Ye Yifan on the shoulder and tell Ye Yifan not to be so aggressive when encountering problems in the future. There would be no good in being confrontational with the traffic policeman.
But Ye Yifan now had time to listen to what the other party had to say. He was already laughing so hard that his waist was bent. Tears kept pouring out of his eyes. Maybe he would burst into tears if he laughed for a while longer.
"Brother, you are so cruel. I really didn't think you could really do this. Just wait here. When the car owner comes back later, you can tell them why you towed their car away." After that, Ye Yifan turned around and walked away with his head held high and his chest held high.
Ye Yifan felt so proud in his heart. It was such a fun thing to be able to play tricks on a policeman. It might not bring much joy to others. But for people like Ye Yifan who are wandering on the edge of darkness, the joy can be great. Not even a little bit.
From the beginning to the end, Ye Yifan never told the policeman that the car belonged to him. Everything was done according to the policeman's own wishes. It was not until the end when Ye Yifan told the truth that the expression on the traffic policeman's face changed from just now. His seriousness turned into dumbfounding. Who would have thought that there could be such a boring person.
"Your wages are paid by us taxpayers. If you don't work hard, you are not allowed to tease me." Ye Yifan, thinking in his heart, looked at Xie Yaxin beside him with great joy. He was full of pride.
Chapter completed!