On April 1, 2007, the home of Tambus, a giant ship tycoon in the American Lijian, was stolen. The priceless "topaz pumpkin" in the safe disappeared, but a real pumpkin was left behind.

The pumpkin was posted with a note: Businessman should be honest, I have replaced your fake pumpkin with real ones.

On April 1, 2008, a museum in Yingkili caught fire, and the collection "Kowloon Square Ding" was replaced by someone. The ancient tripod in the display cabinet was dropped into a hole-like iron pot.

A note was posted on the iron pot: The pot at home was broken, so I borrowed it for ten thousand years.

On April 1, 2009, the home of Aleb oil tycoon Aofanti was stolen. A "picture of ladies in the prosperous Tang Dynasty" was stolen, and a hot calendar of beautiful women with dew spots was replaced by a hot calendar of beautiful women.

Note: You should like this one more.

On April 1, 2010, Nataya, the princess of the Monaj royal family, lost her boudoir, and lost a gold-wire jade-flake skirt, leaving a black lace thong on the scene.

Note: I think this one is more suitable for you.

These April Fool's Day theft cases that caused a sensation around the world have one thing in common. All the stolen Chinese antiques were left. A note signed by the "Silver Fox" was left at the crime scene. It is worth mentioning that these note are quite distinctive, including written on toilet paper, wrapping paper, and the most outrageous ones are written on ultra-thin sanitary napkins.

According to the method of committing the crime, there are countless theft cases suspected to have been committed by the Silver Fox. However, no one knows who the Silver Fox is, who committed the burglary, or even knows whether he is a man, a woman, a human, a monster, or a theft gang.

A pumpkin with insect eyes, a broken iron pot, a pair of sexy underwear, a beautiful woman's calendar, and a few notes. In addition to these fancy April Fool's Day "gifts", the silver fox did not leave any clues at the theft site, and its whereabouts were even spread across more than 30 countries and regions.

According to boring people, the wanted bounty amounts issued by dozens of countries are enough to build a Hope Primary School.

On April 1, 2011, the silver fox, whose whereabouts were vague, was arrested in the country of Japan!

Is this another April Fool's Day joke?

According to rumors, the Silver Fox was stealing a very special thing at the home of a wealthy rich man in the country of Sun and had an affair with the rich wife. As a result, dozens of bodyguards simply caught the Silver Fox who had "attempted stealing" in action.

Of course, similar rumors are all speculations from the media. As a result, the Japanese police had blocked all the news as soon as possible, but announced to the public that the British-Chinese ** thief was arrested!

Subsequently, extradition documents from more than 30 countries and regions were sent to the Kingdom of Japan, and the Silver Fox suddenly became a hot figure, which caused international disputes. After a few months of verbal disputes, it still had no results.

On September 20, 2011, a private plane flying from Japan to Yingqili exploded over the East China Sea, and the wreckage sank into the vast sea. Neither China nor Japan disclosed any news about the accident.

The salvage work has not yet begun. Two days later, a tsunami occurred in the sea where the plane crashed...

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At the end of September, it was Libra... The weather was neither cold nor hot, God seemed to be in a bad mood, and he had a gloomy face early in the morning.

Fishing District Hospital of Cangguang County, Panghai City.

"Doctor Zhang, Dr. Zhang, the young man who was unconscious for three days has disappeared..." The nurse's shouting pierced the sky.

A young man in a hospital uniform walked on the streets of Cangguang County. His "Mediterranean" and his shoulder-length hair were flying in the wind, and he was very elegant, with only half of his eyebrows. What a unique young man with two horny eyebrows!

who I am?

What is my name? Who or not I used to be?

Amnesia, such a strange and familiar word! The young man had his chapped lips and smiled bitterly...

I still clearly remember that there was a nude male parade in a certain country last year. The "stewardess" of a certain country released a new movie, but I can't remember any bits about my past. The legendary intermittent amnesia? This amnesia is really tasteful!

Fortunately, I just lost my memory. As long as it wasn't for the brain to get sulfuric acid in it, maybe I could recover my memory by pinching my head back to the door. The young man used to touch his nose and showed an evil smile...

Although I have been in a daze these two days, I vaguely heard the conversation between the doctor and the nurse. I had a brain hit and had a concussion. None of these matters. What is important is that I don’t seem to have relatives and friends. The person who sent me to the hospital was a policeman. I now owe nearly 5,000 yuan for hospitalization fees!

The moment I woke up, I immediately subconsciously chose to leave, and then I found that I had lost my memory, but I didn’t feel any shock. This is a sign of seeing strong winds and strong langs!

When I saw the passing BMW, what flashed through my mind was that I could steal the broken car in two minutes. When I saw the passing beauty, I always subconsciously wanted to reach out and touch someone's buttocks...

All of this shows that I am a bad person, a deep, connotation and taste... or a bad person! Just when young people are thinking about it...

"Mom, look at a eyebrows!" A little girl passing by pointed at the young man and screamed.

"Go away quickly, don't talk nonsense." The woman panicked and hurriedly pulled her daughter away quickly.

A plum blossom? A plum blossom? The young man immediately raised his back and tried hard to pretend to be a unique cold expression like a hero.

Even if I lose my memory and my connotation, my brother is still a popular existence for thousands of women based on his appearance. From ninety-nine to the bottom, I just know how to leave. Everyone who meets me is shocked. The young man proudly shook his elegant bald head...

Suddenly, the pride on the young man's face froze. He saw a "bearing head" idiot on the glass door of the barber house on the side of the road. He looked very familiar. The young man's eyebrows that had lost his eyebrows couldn't help but jump twice, and the idiot in the mirror immediately followed suit.

When I looked back, I realized that I was 250%!

The young man's face was distorted and he took off the bandage gauze from his bald head in anger. After a closer look, the wound on his head was not big, and he seemed to have been sewn with a few stitches.

It's just this little bit of the wound. Is it necessary to shave me into the "Mediterranean"? It's so large that it's close to Guangming, and even half of my eyebrows are shaved. Buy one and get one free?

The angry young man pushed open the door of the barber room...

"Boss, cut your hair."

"Okay!" The middle-aged uncle responded.

"I want to get a very special hairstyle, which requires very superb skills." The young man showed his deep eyes...

The middle-aged uncle picked up the scissors and turned around in his hand, and said in a deep voice: "With my twenty years of shaving, I can cut my curls into straight hair..." He slapped his chest and continued: "Say, what's the head?"

"Bald!"

The middle-aged uncle staggered, his mouth twitched twice, stopped talking, and changed his hand to a pair of electric scissors, "Sir..." The electric scissors flew, and the young man's hair fell in strands...

Since you have been ordained, it is equivalent to starting from scratch. It seems that you need to give a Dharma name. What should I call it? Wuming? It is quite appropriate, but if you give it this name, you will become a monk. It is better to use it as a homonym for "Wu Ming". The young man nodded secretly. Before he remembered the name, he would just use it for a few days, and it might be possible to use it for a lifetime!

At first, the heroes besieged Guangmingding, and with their hands, they turned into six major sects besieged Guangmingding, and then they were eliminated in two ways. The six major sects completely disappeared, and the Guangmingding was full of light...

Amitabha!

The young man named himself Wu Ming touched his bare head and looked at the bald donkey in the mirror. He sighed and murmured: "I can't figure it out. There is a wound on my head. I've shaved my hair and accepted it. Why do I shave my eyebrows?"

The middle-aged uncle said in a nagging manner: "A few days ago, a small cruise ship overturned. I heard that many tourists were injured. The hospital in our fishing area was full. I heard that many intern nurses were transferred from the city's medical school..."

Tsunami? It seems to be a bit impressive! Wu Ming frowned and fell into deep thought. The middle-aged uncle continued to say a lot of gossip news that he heard about. Wu Ming didn't listen to a word. After thinking for a long time, he shook his head dejectedly, but he still couldn't remember anything...

Looking up at the funny half of the eyebrows in the mirror, Wu Ming grabbed a razor on the table and shaved another annoying eyebrows.

The six senses are quiet!

Wu Ming stood up and said embarrassedly: "Boss, I..."

"Is there no money?" the middle-aged uncle interrupted with a smile, waved his hand and continued, "Looking at you, you don't have a pocket on your body, I've known for a long time that you don't have money. It doesn't matter, it's okay, just serve the people."

"Then thank you..." Wu Ming looked grateful and said, "By the way, do you have an eyebrow pencil?"

"Remember, there should be."

When Wu Ming came out of the barber room, he looked much more normal, but his eyebrows were drawn a little thinner and his slightly pale face looked a little feminine. His thin lips were slightly curled, giving people a sense of evil spirit.

After cutting off his long hair, Wu Ming found that he had earrings on his left ear, which were inlaid with a dazzling stud... If it weren't for glass, it would be a diamond!

Who am I? It seems to be getting more and more interesting. Wu Ming touched his straight nose...

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There are only two jewelry stores in the small county town, but the owners of the two stores dare not accept things from unknown sources. Wu Ming, who wanted to sell diamonds for money, couldn't find any way. He stood on the street in confusion and looked at the passing crowds and traffic...

A flash of inspiration, Wu Ming patted his head, it was so stupid. The temple here is too small to accommodate the great Bodhisattvas. Why not go to the city to try your luck?

Soon, he found a bus stop sign, looked carefully, and found that No. 748 could go directly from the county town to the city. Wu Ming nodded secretly, how could he take the bus with no money? He didn't think about it.

"One day, I took a shower and they all saw them secretly..."

The other alternative "Shanghai Bund" sounded. This was the ringtone of a cell phone from a little girl's pocket on the roadside. Wu Ming felt a big drop of sweat on his head...

At this moment, bus No. 748 slowly entered the station...

"I'm not available, the car is here, beg you." After the little girl said the phone, she ran on the bus, and Wu Ming followed...

After getting in the car, the little girl raised her butt and rubbed her on the locking machine. A "drip..." sound came out, and then she ran to an empty seat to sit down. Wu Ming was stunned for a moment, then coughed twice, and also raised her butt and rubbed her on the locking machine...

"Did..." Wu Ming couldn't do verbal skills and didn't learn very well!

All this is OK? The people in the car laughed laughing...

The driver stared at Wu Ming fiercely, as if he had not swiped the card. Wu Ming was looking at the driver at the same time, as if he had swiped the card...

The car drove, but the driver finally said nothing. Wu Ming found an empty seat with a hint of pride and sat down.

The scenery outside the car window flies away, and Wu Ming has a lot of thoughts...

I should undoubtedly be a Chinese, but I am definitely not born and raised in China. All I lack in my mind is a fragment of myself, but other memories are intact. Now I can tell the famous places and historical sites of many countries and the names of cities and places, but...

China, its memory of this great country is very vague. There is only one place called Zhonghai City in its memory. However, whenever it thinks about it, there always a sense of intimacy arises, as if it is the home in memory.

Looking for forgotten memories, when you find yourself, don’t know how much surprise you can give yourself? I’m really looking forward to it! Wu Ming’s mouth curled slightly...

Several passengers next to him immediately subconsciously covered their wallets!
Chapter completed!