Chapter 101: Dragon Tooth
Teeth are the hardest bones and the sharpest natural weapons in most animals. Even a tiger, the king of beasts, if it loses its fangs, even a few native dogs can bite it alive.
A long time ago, people had the habit of brushing their teeth every day. That is because people have long been aware of the importance of teeth and took good care of their teeth, just like soldiers take good care of their weapons.
In that cold-weapon battlefield where you are stabbing me with swords, how can a soldier who loses his weapons kill the enemy? Should he put his head into the enemy's lungs? In the end, if he doesn't want to die, he can only surrender, then obediently take off his pants and stick up his butt, praying for mercy.
Everyone knows that the second brother Guan is brave enough to pass five levels and kill six generals. Imagine if he didn't have the Qinglong Yanyue Sword in his hand at that time, and what he used to get through the levels was a rolling pin? Of course, Red Rabbit Horse is not just for its reputation. If he can't kill six generals, he will still be able to dodge six generals.
no problem.
The dragon is a symbol of China and a mythical beast in legend. It has the power to move mountains and overturn rivers. A flick of its tail is enough to destroy tall buildings. Even if it sprays salt soda, it can make the Sahara grow.
Petunia blooms.
The dragon is an almost invincible beast. Even if its 'blue' is exhausted and it loses its invincible magical powers such as 'Mami Mami Red', it still has invulnerable dragon scales and dragon claws that can tear the earth apart.
, and the indestructible fangs, dragon teeth!
Zhuge Dachang's ward was a little quiet today. For some unknown reason, the little patient in the same room changed wards. When Wu Ming and his party entered the ward, they saw a man who came to visit, a man in military uniform with epaulettes.
It has two bars and one star, which is the rank of major.
He looks to be in his thirties, with short short hair and dark skin that looks healthy and strong. As for his appearance, it can be said that if his face is covered, others will suspect that he is not a handsome guy, and he is not tall.
If he didn't wear "Diaozile", he would be two heads shorter than Zhuge Dachang.
He just stood there quietly, but it gave people the feeling of being overwhelmed by a mountain. The small ward was enveloped by his aura, giving people the illusion of being suffocated.
Tang Yuyan revealed her identity and purpose, but the man in the major's military uniform did not take her seriously at all. Without caring about the beauty's face, he directly kicked her out with the two followers. He only said one sentence: We are Longya.
It's not your turn to intervene in this matter, so get out of here!
Looking at Tang Yuyan and the other three who were so angry that they left angrily, Wu Ming rubbed his nose and secretly chuckled. As expected, people who can mobilize aircraft and cannons are more powerful.
Squad leader! A squad leader with the rank of major? That’s right? When Wu Ming found out the man’s identity, he was so surprised that he couldn’t open his mouth from ear to ear. Moreover, even his name was so cool, a very valuable name, antique!
In fact, this name is quite easy to understand. People of the previous generation were afraid of poverty and hardship, and they all wanted their children to live a better life, so they would deliberately choose names that were more prosperous. People with wealth and glory in their names are all over the street.
Soon it was noon, Leng Bingbing went out to buy a meal in person, and there were only three men left in the room. After getting along with each other, Wu Ming found that the temperaments of Gu Gu and Zhuge Dachang were quite similar. They were also bold and informal, but he was relatively more elegant.
Arrogant and more sophisticated.
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A beautiful little nurse passed by the door of the ward. The three men's eyes lit up. Antique whistled and said with a wicked smile: "Xiaochang, what do you think that girl's bust size is?"
"Squad leader! Can you please don't call me small intestine?" Zhuge Dachang grimaced, and then replied seriously: "It should be a 32b cup!"
"How did you pass the shooting test?" Gu Gu said with a straight face: "Don't embarrass me, okay? That girl is at least a C-cup!"
"You're still awesome! You can tell when someone wears such thick clothes..." Zhuge Dachang immediately flattered him with a straight face, "As expected of the squad leader."
As the saying goes, there is a raging army, and there are raging generals in a den. There are soldiers of the same kind as the generals. What kind of squad are they? Wu Ming sweated on his forehead and asked in a low voice: "I guess a woman's bust size is similar to that of a shooter."
Doesn’t it matter?”
"Who said there isn't? You don't understand?" Gu Gu said in a professional tone: "The most important thing in shooting is aiming, and aiming relies on eyesight. If the eyesight is not good, the fatal blow may not be fatal.
!”
"Does this have anything directly to do with a woman's bust size?"
"You idiot! What the squad leader means is that people who are good at shooting should have good eyesight and there should be no deviation..." Zhuge Dachang criticized with a straight face: "If you want to pierce the enemy's heart with a single shot, you must train your eyesight well."
"So that's it..." Wu Ming understood something and humbly asked for advice: "So when you look at a woman's breasts and guess that her bust is actually practicing eye contact, is this a way to practice shooting and aiming?"
Gu Gu coughed twice and said: "But...it can be understood that way!"
"Do you practice like this in the army?"
"I have been a soldier for two or three years, and a sow competes with Diao Chan..." Gu Gu sighed, patted Wu Ming's shoulder, and said: "I have been a soldier for twenty years, and now when I see birds flying in the sky, I want to
See if it’s a female.”
Upon hearing this, Zhuge Dachang felt that the squad leader's words were a bit embarrassing, and quickly changed the topic, "By the way, squad leader, how did you know that I was hospitalized? You still took time out of your busy schedule to come here."
"Even if you..." Gu Gu hesitated and said seriously: "As long as you are a member of Longya for one day, you will be a member of our Longya for the rest of your life. Can't I come to visit my brother?"
"Squad leader!" Zhuge Dachang was a little excited and said tremblingly: "Thank you for treating me as a brother."
"If you dare to cry, you big man, I will break your legs..." Gu Gu cursed, then showed a look of relief and shouted: "Captain Zhuge Dachang!"
Zhuge Dachang performed a military salute and said energetically: "Here we come! Please give instructions to the squad leader!"
"Well done! You didn't disgrace our dragon teeth!" A touch of wetness appeared in Gu Gu's eyes. He took out a pair of jagged black iron lotus flowers from his pocket, handed them to Zhuge Dachang, and then said: "These are your dragon teeth.
No matter where you are, you will always be one of us and a raptor that we can be proud of."
Zhuge Dachang took it carefully, with an expression of despising the treasure. Wu Ming exclaimed: "Wow! This must be made of the legendary black iron from heaven?"
"Have you read too many martial arts novels?" Gu Gu said angrily: "The stainless steel is plated with a layer of black paint and costs thirty cents!"
Wu Ming chuckled and said, "I thought it was some kind of magic weapon!"
"Okay, I'm leaving..." Gu Gu stood up and said goodbye: "I came to Zhuhai this time just for your business. That woman just now was not easy to mess with. She actually got the authority to check the files of the small intestine. I am now
I’m going to help you get rid of her completely.”
"Why do we need to get rid of her?" Wu Ming scratched his head and said, "We haven't done anything bad and we are not afraid of her investigation."
"There are many things you won't understand..." Gu Gu showed a meaningful smile and said, "If you get entangled in their department, she will know if you don't wash your hands in the toilet in the future."
Wu Ming was shocked and said: "Holy crap! Is it so scary?"
"Anyway, I will handle this matter..." Gu Gu was talking when he suddenly punched Wu Ming in the chest with an astonishing speed.
Wu Ming, who was two steps away from him, ducked sideways and asked stupidly: "What are you doing?"
Gu Gu, who missed the attack, seemed a little embarrassed. After laughing twice, he shouted: "Okay! Xiaochang has indeed met an extraordinary brother!" After saying that, he blinked and continued: "From today on, you are ours.
He is a non-staff reserve member of Longya, and he must be ready to be called up by the country at any time."
"Recruitment? Do you want me to be a soldier?" Wu Ming quickly shook his head and refused: "I don't want to be a soldier. For me, life without women would be worse than death."
"I'm not asking you to become a soldier, I'm just giving you an identity that won't be investigated!" Gu Qi raised the file bag in his hand and continued: "The files and information of both of you are here. I will help you deal with it now.
this matter!"
"My file information?" Wu Ming said in surprise: "How could you have these things?"
"Originally it didn't exist, but some people said it did..." Gu Gu said something ambiguous, showing a mysterious smile and said: "As long as you know that our Yanlong commander appreciates you, that's enough."
"Why?"
"You can fight off more than seventy gunmen by yourself, which is exactly what we need..." Gu Gu smiled and said, "By the way, your nickname is Qinglong, isn't it?"
Wu Ming twitched the corner of his mouth twice and said, "Can I call you White Tiger?"
"From today on, except for the military, you have the right not to answer anyone's questions..." Gu Gu proudly said: "Because everything you say may be a state secret."
Wu Ming joked: "If someone asks me if I am a man? If I don't answer, I may never find a wife in this life."
"Okay, I'm leaving..." Gu Qi said harshly: "Remember! Our conversation today is a state secret. If it is leaked, your head will be lost."
"Big or small?"
"It's all going to fall!"
Watching Gu Gu walk away with his head held high, Wu Ming was a little confused. Why did the squad leader and leader of the Yanlong Army want to protect him? No matter what their purpose was, with such a big protective umbrella, they would spend money to find girls in the future and then be raped again.
No longer afraid of being caught.
However, a squad leader actually threatened to deal with a director of the National Security Bureau. Thinking about it makes people feel a bit ridiculous. Having said that, they belong to different systems. The power in the hands of the mysterious major squad leader is not necessarily greater than that of a division director.
Small.
Wu Ming looked at Zhuge Dachang, showing a hint of ridicule, and said: "Brother Zhu! From today on, we are wearing the same pair of underwear. Can you tell me who your squad leader is?"
"He is the squad leader, a small squad leader with only twelve special forces under his command!" Zhuge Dachang showed a faint smile and said, "Do you want to hear my story?"
"All ears!"
In 1982, it was a spring, and a child was born on the shore of Dongshan Sea. He was stronger than other children since he was a child, and ate more than other children. He even peeked at the pretty widow in the village taking a bath, and his eyes rolled.
Chapter completed!