The fat examiner took Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang to a classroom, said hello and left.

The person who took the written test was a middle-aged bald man. He took the form of the two, glanced at it, and said lukewarmly: "Find a seat and sit down. When everyone is together, start the written test."

There were nearly fifty desks, only half of them, both men and women, and they sat in a dangerous position, not daring to breathe for a moment. They looked very nervous. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang sat in the back row.

After sitting for five minutes, Wu Ming yawned, took out his phone and started playing games, and his voice was on...

"Let me touch someone!" The delicate electronic female voice.

"Hurry up and play, don't pay taxpayers' time!" The impatient electronic male voice.

The examiner stared at Wu Ming with a bad expression, with blue veins appearing on his face, but he said nothing. Is this the tranquility before the storm?

Zhuge Dachang coughed loudly, almost coughing out his lungs. Wu Ming ignored him and was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. This kid was really brave.

With the sound of "fart" sounding, Wu Ming turned off the game boredly, looked up and found dozens of eyes staring at him, with sympathy, contempt, and fear...

Wu Ming touched his nose and smiled and said, "Why are you looking at me? I'm not the examiner!"

You are not the chief examiner! But you are better than the chief examiner!

After a few minutes of quiet, the problem baby was in trouble again. Wu Ming's cell phone rang, and a ringtone that was ecstatic, challenging everyone's nerves and challenging the examiner's bottom line...

When Yan Ruyu answered the phone, she roared: "You bastard, come back and cook soon. You want to starve me to death!"

Wu Ming clenched his nostrils and said, "Miss, I'm in the written test, please don't call me, the examiner will get angry." After that, he hung up the phone.

He was already angry! He was full of resentment, and many people were gloating.

At this moment, the fat examiner brought more than a dozen candidates to the classroom and smiled at the bald examiner, "Give you another fifteen, are you almost the same?"

The bald examiner nodded, put away the form, and said loudly: "Sit all and prepare for the written test."

Shortly after the fat examiner walked out, a girl soon sent the test paper.

After receiving the test paper, Wu Ming just glanced at it, and his calm expression disappeared. There were three types of questions in two hundred questions, choice, judgment, and fill in the blanks. The questions covered ancient and modern times, and even the traffic rules were available, and they were all mixed together, looking messy.

The first question is fill-in-the-blank question: the formula for calculating the full area of ​​the cone?

The second question is multiple-choice question: How many ethnic groups are there in China? a56, b65, c108, d250.

What does it mean that there is no limit on academic qualifications? Damn! Can those who have never been to college in the first question be answered? There is also the second question that is even more difficult. Wu Ming racked his brains and couldn't remember how many ethnic groups there are in China. There was a voice in the dark to remind him that it was 250!

The bald examiner knocked on the table and shouted: "You only have half an hour to answer questions, so you are not allowed to leave the classroom!" As he said that, he looked at his watch and announced: "The timing begins now!"

Zhuge Dachang had just filled in his name, and he was so quick that he had already started to answer questions...

Wu Ming took out his cell phone, dialed Yan Ruyu's phone number, and said humbly: "Hehe, Miss Yan, I have two hundred questions I want to ask you for advice!"

"Aren't you in the written test?" Yan Ruyu said coldly.

"Oh, it's because I'm in the written test that I called you." Wu Ming's tone was extremely sad.

"Don't you? So I want me to help you..." Yan Ruyu pulled a long tail sound, made a little suspense, and hummed: "There's no way."

"I answered two hundred questions in half an hour, but it seems you can't do it either!" Wu Ming used the most old-fashioned method of provoking.

"Who said that this lady is not good? Humph! Open the 3g video."

quiet!

He actually cheated openly? It was too exaggerated? Everyone forgot to answer the questions, turned their attention to Wu Ming, and then secretly glanced at the examiner...

The bald examiner whose face was gloomy suddenly smiled and nodded and praised: "The bodyguard is to learn to adapt to the situation and make the most accurate judgment in the shortest time. Wu Ming is? No matter what your written test scores are, the comment I give you is also... excellent!"

Wu Ming just shrugged when he heard this, without even raising his head.

Damn! This is all OK!

The exam room was suddenly in chaos, and they took out their mobile phones, called their mothers on Baidu, and called them...

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Wu Ming had Bluetooth stuffed his ears, he was holding a mobile phone to take a video camera with one hand, and he held a pen in the other hand, but he couldn't keep up with Yan Ruyu's answering speed, so he kept calling slower...

Originally, she was just in a hurry to seek medical treatment. Unexpectedly, Yan Ruyu is so powerful that she can be said to be well-educated in Chinese and Western cultures. She can even answer questions from modern Western history. Wu Ming was secretly shocked.

Big breasts are brainless, on the contrary? It seems that Yan Ruyu's intelligence is not without reason!

Zhuge Liang was full of everything and was well-educated, but his 38th generation grandson Zhuge Dachang was ignorant of his ingenuity. He had to think about the bright moonlight in front of the bed before he could follow the next sentence.

Of course, if it was Wu Ming's answer, it would probably be the answer.

Nine out of ten questions were not available. Zhuge Dachang was a little helpless. After seeing Wu Ming's phone call, he was in a state of great success. He quickly widened his eyes and peeked at the answer, stretched his neck like a giraffe. Finally, he felt tired and moved the table next to Wu Ming and copied it openly...

Twenty minutes later, Wu Ming's cell phone ran out of power after a prompt sound!

"Try it with mine!" Zhuge Dachang hurriedly contributed his antique mobile phone.

"No need? There are only the last twenty questions left, just relying on our intelligence..." Wu Ming scanned the last few questions, his face froze, and he continued bluntly: "Give me your phone!"

Wu Ming took the phone and suddenly became stunned. He didn't know Yan Ruyu's phone number.

"What's wrong?"

"Uh! The phone number is in the cell phone card, I don't know her phone." Wu Ming smiled bitterly, looked at the antique mobile phone in his hand, and sighed: "Your mobile phone is too backward, and you can't even check it online."

"It seems that we can only rely on ourselves..." Zhuge Dachang looked at the title and read it casually: "No one in life has ever died..."

Wu Ming pondered for a while and replied firmly: "Leave the loyal heart to shine on the evil spirit!"

Hearing Wu Ming's words, someone chuckled next to him, and Zhuge Dachang asked carefully: "Are you sure? Is this answer reliable?"

"Do you have something more reliable?" Wu Ming asked back, Zhuge Dachang was speechless, and the two of them quickly picked up their pen and wrote down the answer.

Choose d for all multiple-choice questions. In the eyes of two men, d is always the most ideal answer. The judgment question is ggxx, and the last question is fill in the blanks. Quaternary sentence: Two orioles sing in the green willows, what is the next sentence?

A foolish person will get one thing in a thousand thoughts. Zhuge Dachang slapped his thigh and smiled, "Damn it, I've taught this in elementary school, I know."

“What is it?”

"Two orioles sing in the green willows, and a line of egrets go to the west!"

Wu Ming nodded and praised: "I often hear the saying "Send you to the West" when watching TV. It seems that's right, Brother Pig is talented!"

"Go too much! Haha..."

The two of them, who were shameless, completed the written test, laughed wildly and had no idea of ​​themselves.

"Time is up, hand in the paper!" The bald examiner shouted.

The miserable terror is everywhere...

It is not easy to answer two hundred questions in thirty minutes, let alone right or wrong. No one except Wu Ming and the others can fill out the answer sheet.

The bald examiner didn't care about these things. After receiving the test paper, he shouted: "You can wait here, the written test results will come out soon."

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As soon as the bald examiner left, the classroom immediately became riots, and soon formed small circles. Those who felt good about themselves had begun to look forward to a bright future, while those who were inferior were a little depressed. Wu Ming put his legs on the table, closed his eyes to rest, and Zhuge Dachang played the ancient mobile game: Snake eating.

Twenty minutes later, the bald examiner returned to the classroom again, and everyone felt quiet.

"Next, if I read my name, I can take the next round of exams..."

There are nearly 50 candidates, and after the written test, more than 20 passed. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang both advanced. There is an additional written test score on the registration form. Both of them have 90 points, which is the highest score in the written test, and the comments they receive are excellent.

Both of them were a little proud and had 90 points. It seemed that they had only missed twenty questions. Thinking about it, I think something was wrong. There were twenty questions they answered by themselves. Isn’t it so coincidental?

A group of more than twenty people followed the serious bald examiner to the fighting training ground on the 16th floor. The wooden floor was greasy and the word "wu" was written on all the walls. It looked a bit like a martial arts hall, empty and without any equipment. There were about a dozen people sitting cross-legged. A few of them were foreigners, and even the examiner was foreigners, a big black man as strong as a mountain.

The black examiner spoke English. He briefly introduced a dozen men and women sitting cross-legged. They were all instructors of Aner Lebao Company, namely those who taught free fighting, boxing, judo, karate, taekwondo, Muay Thai, and Chinese martial arts...

This level of test is grappling fighting!

The candidate can challenge any instructor, but only challenge the boxing instructor not to use his feet, and challenge the judo instructor not to swing his fists. Apart from that, there are not many rules.

The black examiner just finished speaking, and some applicants couldn't help but jumped out. He was a tall and stubborn young man with a beard. He directly called the national art instructor, a short old man who seemed to be a little hunched!

Wu Ming sighed secretly, the most inconspicuous ones are often the most powerful ones, and the birds who emerged always die the fastest.

The little old man walked slowly to the center of the field. He had just put on his posture. The little bearded man who was applying for the job had no respect for the old man. Without saying a word, he rushed towards the old man and kicked him hard and swept over...

As quiet as a rotten wood, as if it was moving as a rabbit. The old man quickly lowered his body, penetrated his crotch, and pushed his hands towards his bearded legs. The beard screamed in pain, flew a few meters away, covering his thighs for a long time and couldn't get up.

Snap instantly!

Hurry up and be ruthless! This little old man is so amazing! The applicants are sweating coldly, and no one dares to stand out for a long time. Wu Ming twisted his waist and walked out slowly...

"Which instructor are you going to challenge?" asked the black examiner in English.

"Anything is OK!"

Didn’t this kid learn from the previous lessons of the first bird just now? He dared to say such arrogant words. The insolent Taekwondo instructor took the initiative to stand up. A middle-aged uncle with a small braid, with a white robe and a black belt. I don’t know how many sections it is, but if he can be an instructor, his rank will definitely not be too low.

Wu Ming posed as a golden rooster, with his hands spreading his entire roc and his orchid fingers, and his body was shaking, just like a storm.

What about playing this?

The instructor Xiaopi should have a hot temper. After seeing Wu Ming’s weird posture, he rushed towards Wu Ming with several big steps without any fancy moves. He raised his foot and kicked it straight...

Wu Ming took two steps back in panic, and staggered and slipped to the ground, just avoiding the thunderous kick. His left foot stretched out happened to trip the little braided instructor. Unfortunately, the little braided instructor's groin also hit Wu Ming's raised right knee!

With a muffled groan, the instructor of the little braided rolled on the ground with pain. The two instructors quickly helped him down...

This is too coincidental? Can luck be better? Everyone's voice.

Only two people don’t think so!

Zhuge Dachang's originally solemn expression stretched out, showing a faint smile. When he lined up to grab the position, he didn't get knocked away by himself. He knew that this kid was not simple anymore, and he was indeed a master!

A glimmer burst out from the hunchbacked old man's eyes and he snorted coldly. The acting was indeed seamless. Unfortunately, the seemingly flawless coincidence is the biggest failure. Not everyone can trip up a Taekwondo instructor who specializes in footwork.

Wu Ming coughed lightly, got up, and asked weakly: "Is this my winning?"

"No! No!" The hunched old man shouted, walked slowly to the scene again, pretending to be stupid: "How can coincidences count? Come on, let's play with me."

Wu Ming looked hypocritical: "It's really morally degrading to attack the old man. I'm not that kind of person!"

The hunchbacked old man spitted: "A man without seeds, a man is a demon!"

Wu Ming touched his nose, curled his lips slightly, and smiled and said, "Okay, I'll fight you."
Chapter completed!