Tomorrow is New Year's Eve, and the Year of the Dragon is coming.

The dragon represents the Nine-Five-Nine and is a symbol of extreme nobility. Many young couples want to have a child this year. Children born in the Year of the Dragon are also called dragon children, which is really auspicious!

If we follow this analogy, then a child born in the Year of the Dog is called Gouzi? A child born in the Year of the Horse is called Ma Zi? A child born in the Year of the Monkey is called Monkey? A child born in the Year of the Pig is called Zhuzi? A child born in the Year of the Monk is called Shasha? A child born in the Year of the Monkey is called a Grandson?

Resentment...

Wu Ming, who was driving, showed a pleasant smile. He was lucky enough to join the Yanlong Army and was given the nickname Qinglong. He and the dragon seemed to be quite destined. In order to welcome the Year of the Dragon, it seemed necessary to give his second brother a refreshing bald head. Make a 'little white dragon' to show your grandeur.

"Quack quack..." A few ducks in the back compartment quacked happily. Wu Ming, who was a little distracted, came back to his senses. Fortunately, there were no cars on the rural secondary roads, and his skills were good enough, so he didn't drive the car. To the field of hope.

Shen Ruoxi once worked as a part-time worker in a roast duck restaurant and learned a unique skill. She decided to show off her skills on New Year's Eve and cook roast duck herself.

To this end, Wu Ming drove more than 100 kilometers from Haiding District to Changping District and bought several lively and high-quality stuffed ducks. These ducks should have breasts and buttocks. They are the best ducks in a hundred. Popular with housewives.

Of course, I don’t know since when, ducks are no longer simple flat-haired beasts. In the past, when a woman said she wanted to go out to look for ducks, her husband would tell her to go early and come back early. Nowadays, when a woman says she wants to go out to look for ducks, her husband would tell her Hanging from a tree means early death and early reincarnation.

Chickens are no longer just chickens, and ducks are no longer just ducks. Some pronouns confuse people's hearing and hearing. No wonder the foreign devils always say that Chinese language and culture are the most difficult to learn in the world, just like 'He is my grandson.' , a slight change in the tone of this sentence means a completely different meaning.

When we turned into Haiding District, a black Volkswagen Jetta parked on the roadside started to follow Wu Ming's car. This was a broken car without a license plate and the exhaust gas was seriously over the limit. People who usually drive this kind of car I'm not too rich. If the traffic police catch me, I may be fined to the point where I can't even keep my underwear.

This section of the road was a bit bumpy. Wu Ming's speed was not very fast, only about 60 mph. The black Jetta was closely behind his car. The road was relatively narrow, so it was a bit difficult for the black Jetta to overtake.

The highway belongs to the state, regardless of whether it is a mule or a horse. Anyone who is not afraid of death can roll all over the road. Although Wu Ming had long seen a broken car following behind him, he did not pay attention until the black Jetta honked its horn frantically to attract his attention.

Do you want to overtake? Wu Ming's eyebrows twitched twice, and he took the initiative to move to the right to get out of the lane. The black Jetta quickly overtook from the left. When the two cars were parallel, the black Jetta lowered the window, showing a pockmarked face with an indifferent expression. The young man stretched his hand out of the window, holding a dark pistol in his hand.

It’s not about overtaking, it’s about overtaking!

Seeing the pistol sticking out of the window, Wu Ming's expression was stern at first, but he immediately softened, and the corners of his mouth turned up slightly. He put the Bluetooth into his ear and dialed the phone slowly...

The Beretta civilian version of the pistol has an effective range of fifty meters and a killing range of less than thirty meters. This is a small-caliber pistol with relatively high accuracy, but low power. Not to mention the bulletproof glass, this gun is even connected to the tires. Can't even be hit.

"Bang bang..." Two gunshots rang out, two egg-sized cracks appeared on Wu Ming's car window, and two warheads were stuck on the glass.

"Damn it! It's bulletproof glass!" The pockmarked young man sitting in the black Jetta cursed. He fired two more shots perseveringly, adding two more snowflake cracks to the window of Wu Ming's Dongfeng Warrior.

Wu Ming in the car showed a sarcastic expression, idiot! This is a genuine military vehicle. Only automatic rifles can cause damage at close range. Do you want to kill an elephant with a shotgun? Has Fu Yanjie drunk too much?

"This is the Yaoyao Zero Police Response Center. What can I do for you?" A sweet female voice said.

"Hello! Ms. Police, are you free now?" Wu Ming said with a playful smile: "I encountered a small situation and felt it necessary to call the police."

"what's the situation?"

"Bang bang bang..." The killer fired a few more shots, but he didn't know where he hit them. Wu Ming smiled calmly and said: "Did you hear that? Someone is shooting at me!"

Who can have such a heart? How can he still act poor in such a dangerous situation? Is he the legendary calm brother?

The female police officer on the line was sweating profusely and yelled: "Please speed up and stay away from the crowd. Don't run in a straight line. Try to find a bunker to avoid. Tell me your current specific location. Hey... can you hear me?"

"Squeak..." There was a harsh brake sound, and the black Jetta suddenly stopped suddenly. The killer seemed to have given up, and quickly reversed the car in a large arc and turned around. His technique was so good that Wu Ming couldn't help but want to slap his thigh in praise.

Wu Ming touched his nose and said with a dry smile: "I'm sorry! I'm driving. My current location is on the second-level highway in Xiaoma Village, Haiding District. By the way, come here and save people."

"Then drive faster. We have sent out the police and will rescue you soon. Did you hear that? Oh...it's really scary."

Wu Ming shifted into reverse gear, followed the same pattern, turned around and chased the black Jetta. Listening to the policewoman yelling anxiously on the Bluetooth, he showed a deep look in his eyes and said calmly: "I didn't ask you to rescue me.

I came to save them because I thought they might be in a car accident."

"What's the meaning?"

"They're going dark today! They're going to be in trouble."

Wu Ming stopped talking, stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, and after catching up with the black Jetta, he immediately rolled over the roadbed from the right side to overtake. The moment the two cars were parallel, Wu Ming suddenly turned the steering wheel and hit the black Jetta.

"Bang..." There was a loud noise, and the two cars collided. The two right wheels of the black Jetta immediately lifted off the ground. The car body shook violently and almost rolled over. Wu Ming showed a proud smile. What a big bumper car.

, so exciting!

The two cars slowed down and bumped into each other on the road from time to time, enacting a shocking scene that could only be seen on TV. A man working in a greenhouse by the road shouted incoherently: "Honey! Come and see God!"

In the end, Wu Ming drove a rough-skinned and thick-skinned military vehicle and squeezed the thin-skinned and tender black Jetta into the ditch beside the road. The overturned Jetta was emitting white smoke, and he did not see the killer coming out of the car. Depending on the situation, life or death was uncertain.

, it should be infinitely close to burping!

From the moment it all happened to the end, it took less than twenty minutes.

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Before the black Jetta could lie down in the ditch to warm up, Wu Ming heard a series of sharp sirens. Soon, six white police cars roared in, and then blocked the road and put up a cordon to drive away those who wanted to get closer.

passers-by.

A dozen policemen holding police shields quickly surrounded the black Jetta. After Wu Ming slowly got out of the car with his hands raised, several policemen immediately approached him slowly with guns drawn.

"Don't shoot, I am a good citizen!"

Decades ago, those who said such things were all traitors! No one was a good bird, and several policemen showed unhappy expressions.

The police were dispatched from the Haiding District Police Station. Chief Wu Gang got out of the car and adjusted his police hat. When he saw the familiar military vehicle parked on the roadside and Wu Ming with his hands raised next to the vehicle, he immediately showed that he wanted to cry.

With a tearful expression, why is it this unlucky relative again?

What sins did our ancestors of the Wu family commit? How could we have such a powerful figure? It’s almost the Chinese New Year, can you please save some people’s worries? This place is only two kilometers away from Changping District, even if you have to give us the police

To add to the congestion, can we continue to cause trouble outside of Haiding District?

Walking in front of Wu Ming, Director Wu Gang waved the police officers to leave, then said with a smile on his face: "Young Master Wu was frightened, are you okay?"

"I'm fine..." Wu Ming sneered, looked at the Jetta in the ditch, and asked, "I wonder if they are fine?"

Wu Gang glanced at the Jetta, shrugged and said, "I don't know! Can you tell me what happened?"

The two relatives started chatting. A police officer next to them held a tape recorder and talked for more than ten minutes before a group of policemen rescued the two killers who had been in a car accident. A young police officer excitedly ran to Wu Gang and shouted: "

Director! Director! They are two big fish! They are the major suspects in the 428 robbery last year, and both of them are Class A wanted criminals."

"Really?" Wu Gang's eyes lit up, he snapped his fingers and asked hurriedly: "Great, no one is dead?"

The young police officer joked: "No, their injuries were not very serious. The forensic doctor determined that their hands and feet were broken and their ribs were broken. They can definitely survive until the day they are shot."

Everything that could be broken in the whole body was almost broken. Isn’t it serious? Fortunately, no one died. Wu Ming secretly breathed a sigh of relief. It was the Chinese New Year and it was unlucky to die. He walked to the back of the military vehicle, opened the door, and took out

Three fat ducks quacking, then walked up to Wu Gang and said with a smile: "Director Wu! If nothing happens, I'll leave first."

Are you okay? Which of your eyes can see that you're okay? There are two seriously injured people waiting for ambulances lying on the roadside. As the person involved, you actually want to pat your butt and leave?

Wu Gang hesitated to speak, hesitating and laughed: "This... Mr. Wu... such a big thing has happened, will you follow us..."

Wu Ming waved his hand and interrupted: "The whole family is still waiting for my duck. I don't have time to go back with you..." After saying that, he took out the car key and stuffed it into Wu Gang's hand, and then said: "Here are the car keys for you.

, check it out slowly!"

"But..." Wu Gang sighed and changed his words: "Okay! We will call you if anything happens. Can you leave your phone number with us?"

"Of course..." After Wu Ming left his phone number, he pointed to a BMW police car more than ten meters away and said with a flattering smile: "Director Wu, you guys have taken my car back for investigation. Look..."

Damn! That was the best car in the bureau. Wu Gang took out the car key and handed it to Wu Ming with a pained expression, and said nervously: "This car belongs to the public, so don't damage it."

"Don't worry!" Wu Ming took the keys, walked to the BMW police car with a few ducks, and said without looking back, "Give me a call after you find out what happened."

On the way back, Wu Ming's brows were furrowed. Who wanted to kill him? Who had such a big hatred against him? Ding Huairen's unattractive bitter melon face flashed into his mind. It was that old man.

Boy?

It seems that it should be so. Wu Ming showed an indignant look on his face. Isn't it just adultery with your little wife? It's not a big deal. Can't we just sit down and drink a cup of green tea calmly and have a good talk? Why do we need to go under the knife?
Chapter completed!