I treat every day as if it is the end of the world, and it hurts to the point of tears every second.

They ran away without finishing the meal, so the two had to change to a Bi Keng Ke restaurant to eat again. The atmosphere here was much more normal. Wu Ming's face was still very bad, with a look of bitterness and hatred. Zhuge Dachang lowered his head to eat.

While eating his meal, he looked embarrassed and did not dare to speak. He was afraid of offending Wu Ming, so he stepped on the cat's tail.

Wu Ming broke the silence and said with shame and anger: "It's a good thing we didn't let acquaintances see us eating in a gay restaurant, otherwise we wouldn't be able to explain it clearly even if we had ten mouths."

Zhuge Dachang had a look on his face and put a piece of wing on Wu Ming's plate. He said with a flattering smile: "Sangui! Don't be angry, come on! Eat a piece of chicken wing!"

"Don't tiki-tik with me!" Wu Ming said with a dark face, grabbed the chicken wings and took a bite, then said: "A gentleman loves chrysanthemums, so why do you have to break your back?"

"…………"

When they were almost done eating, Zhuge Dachang called the waiter, and they spent more than two hundred yuan. However, a man with an annual salary of one million couldn't afford this money.

Looking at the blue bills in Zhuge Dachang's wallet, Wu Ming shook his head and paid the bill again. After the waiter took the money and left, he said angrily: "What a boy! How dare you scream with just dozens of dollars on you?

I went to a Western restaurant and made it clear that I wanted to cheat my father!"

Zhuge Dachang scratched his head and said with a dry laugh: "How can I? My credit card was taken out by Wushuang at the airport, and I forgot about it for a moment."

Wu Ming hummed: "You're living a very tight life, aren't you?"

Zhuge Dachang nodded and said bitterly: "When you go out, you can't carry more than fifty yuan with you. You can only use credit cards when traveling on business. Wushuang will also check my consumption records."

Wu Ming exclaimed: "Wow! Your tutor is really strict. You gave all your money to Wushuang. If she uses your money to buy a plane today and a cannon tomorrow, are you still finished?"

Zhuge Dachang said warmly: "Wushuang is not a pretty girl. She spends her money quite prudently. Besides, she just helps me keep my passbook, and she doesn't know my password."

Wu Ming blinked and said: "To be honest, fifty yuan can only buy three kilograms of pork now. I can't even think of finding an aunt on the roadside with this money. Do you plan to use only one Bodhisattva in your life?"

"Uh! This..." Zhuge Dachang hesitated for a moment, then asked cautiously: "Should I be able to swipe my card to find a girl?"

"Swipe your brother-in-law!" Wu Ming said angrily: "Most places cannot swipe credit cards. If you can swipe your card, you can also open a credit card."

Zhuge Dachang lowered his head and said with a frustrated look: "It seems that I have to find a way to make some extra money to use as a small treasury."

Wu Ming said with disdain: "You are like a South Vietnamese now, you fully possess their traditional qualities."

"What quality?"

"poverty!"

Zhuge Dachang twitched the corner of his mouth twice, and then said impassionedly: "A boy must be raised poor from childhood, so that he will have ambition in the future. People who are poor have ambitions, and heroes are not afraid of low birth..."

"Wait for the massage, you pay for it yourself!"

"Brother is wrong!"

Wu Ming said sadly: "Brother Zhu! I think sooner or later you will be controlled by Wushuang until you have no temper at all, and you will be as well-behaved as a puppy."

Zhuge Dachang sighed and said with blurred eyes: "When a man is in front of a woman he really likes, all the steel he refines will turn into tenderness. This is true love, you don't understand!"

"You won't be able to get a massage later!"

"Brother is wrong!"

Wu Ming said seductively: "I have a way for you to continue to be a good man, have women to play with, and money to spend."

Zhuge Dachang's eyes flashed and he asked anxiously: "What can we do?"

“Be a duck!”

"Duck?" Zhuge Dachang couldn't react for a moment. He was stunned for a moment before scolding: "Get the hell out of here, duck! I am a model moral model. I will not do this kind of thing that insults a man's dignity."

"I think you are a model model for prostitutes..." Wu Ming covered his mouth and snickered, then stood up and said, "Let's go! It's getting late, we can leave the cave."

Zhuge Dachang looked out the window and smiled pointedly: "The early bird can pick out the worms."

The two of them picked their teeth and walked out of the restaurant. Zhuge Dachang received a call from Feng Wushuang. After receiving an imperial edict, Wu Ming reluctantly followed Zhuge Dachang to the Starbucks cafe to meet the queen.

Walking out of the coffee shop, Feng Wushuang patted the two grown men on the shoulders and said in a very considerate and virtuous manner: "I won't disturb your brother's gathering. It's rare for you to have a day off, so go and play and have a good time.

!”

At this time, the total money of the two men was only one hundred yuan. Watching Feng Wushuang drive away, Wu Ming said angrily: "Why did she confiscate my cash and bank card?"

Zhuge Dachang showed a hint of sympathy and sighed: "Just because she is Xiaoyan's cousin, just one word from her can make you die without a burial place."

"You said you want us to have a good time? What can you do with fifty yuan?" Wu Ming said angrily: "Buy two cans of beer and a roll of toilet paper, find a black website to watch Subaru, and enjoy two tubes of masturbation?

"

"Don't be so naive, okay?" Zhuge Dachang snorted arrogantly: "I know a place where men don't have to spend money to have fun, and women will come to their door themselves."

Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said sarcastically: "If I guessed correctly, that place is the duck house. Just now, someone said that even if you die, you won't be a duck? This hexagram has changed really fast."

Zhuge Dachang educated him with a straight face: "Idiot! Those who take money are ducks, and those who don't take money are just casual marriages. There is an essential difference. Are we the kind of men who are ducks?"

Wu Ming curled up the corner of his mouth and said with an evil smile: "We only play casual marriages."

…………………………………………

The night is hazy, and thousands of neon lights are intertwined, adding a bit of enchantment to the lonely city. There is a wine called E on Binhai Avenue. This is a wine opened by a foreigner. The point is, this is Zhonghai's famous Duck House.

The Porsche concept car parked at the entrance of Yaliao. Two men in black suits got out of the car. Even though they only had a few dozen dollars on them, their luxury cars blinded the doorman, who did not dare to look directly at them.

them.

White roses symbolize pure love, just like a night of tenderness. There is only love and nothing else. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang both have white roses in their jacket pockets. This beautiful flower is just conveying a message. This is a boiling flower.

Cooked duck.

White roses, white handkerchiefs, white lighters, as long as a man holds these things and waits alone with a drink, the weed puller will know that he is a pretty boy who works hard, and his feathers are much whiter. This is

A status symbol.

After drinking, the two people immediately went their separate ways and painstakingly spent fifteen yuan on roses. Wu Ming only had enough money to buy a can of milk. He sat on a high chair and scanned the surroundings. Maybe it was because

It was still early and there were relatively few guests, mostly aunties.

Do beautiful women lack men? Do they need to spend money to find a casual marriage? Wu Ming shook his head and smiled bitterly. Those who spend money to find men are usually rich aunts. When he was thinking this, a woman came to him.

Next to her, her waist and hips swayed to the soothing music.

Business is coming!

Wu Ming glanced at the woman, smiled slightly, and said: "The butt is twisted well!" The woman was happy and was about to speak. Wu Ming's face suddenly changed, and he said coldly: "Auntie! Be careful not to miss you with such a twist.

old waist."

The woman was still very civilized. She just gave Wu Ming a middle finger and left. Looking at Zhuge Dachang not far away, Wu Ming showed a strange expression. For the aunt, macho men were more popular.

There were not many guests, but Zhuge Dachang was already leading the way. There were several aunties around him. Maybe it was because he had never been treated like a woman, so he seemed a little complacent, with a very smile on his face.

cheap.

"Little brother, are you alone?" Another aunt with heavy makeup walked up to Wu Ming, "How about my sister buying you a glass of wine?"

"Excuse me, are you always calling me?" Wu Ming glanced down with a dark face and said, "Are you still calling me?"

The aunt took Wu Ming's hand, rubbed it gently, and said with a giggle: "Don't be angry! Can I call you handsome boy?"

Wu Ming immediately got goosebumps all over his body, shook off his aunt's hand, and said in a deep voice: "Do you want to rub my watch?"

The aunt became a little angry and hummed: "I can buy a dozen of these watches at will."

"So what if you can buy a dozen? Can you buy time?" Wu Ming sneered unceremoniously: "I don't want to be your godson, so you'd better find someone else!"

The aunt was furious, turned around and left. Wu Ming flicked the rose aside. Looking at all the aunts, there were not many young ones. Tonight's duck game was over. He turned to look at Zhuge Dachang and found that

He seemed drunk, and the three women were preparing to move him out.

Looking at their desktops, Wu Ming only found a few beer cans. Can Zhuge Dachang be drunk with just this amount of wine? If the wine is not intoxicating, everyone will get drunk. That's not true for beautiful women, but for a few average-looking aunts?

It's a bit outrageous.

Something fishy!

The three women helped Zhuge Dachang out of the wine shop. Wu Ming followed behind calmly. When they got out of the wine door, a van waiting on the roadside quickly started to move towards them. Wu Ming strode forward and shouted:

"Where are you taking him?"

The door of the van opened with a swish, and two men wearing masks jumped out of the car, holding boards and hammers in their hands. Then, the driver also got out of the car holding a dagger, staring at Wu Ming with a few pairs of snake-like eyes.

One of them said coldly: "Boy, I advise you not to meddle in other people's business."

"Ah..." Two tender screams rang out, and Zhuge Dachang, who had been being supported by others, suddenly made a violent move, lifted up the two women who were supporting him and threw them at the three men a few steps away. The five people suddenly fell into a ball, and they were still

When a woman saw this situation, she turned around and ran away without hesitation.

Wu Ming chased the escaping woman like lightning, and caught up with her in an instant. He kicked the woman from behind with an extremely rogue kick. The woman screamed in pain, covered her crotch and fell to the ground. Then, he fainted from the pain.

The woman dragged her back to Zhuge Dachang.

The slick Zhuge Dachang had already knocked out all four of them. He glanced at Wu Ming and said jokingly: "Tsk, tsk! He even teases a woman's vaginal foot, is that too cruel?"

"It's good to be cruel to men! Women won't lose anything..." Wu Ming chuckled and said, "I thought you were really screwed."

"Brother, are you that stupid?" Zhuge Dachang snorted coldly: "Three murderous women still smell of formalin. If anyone falls into their arms, their organs may have been cut when they wake up.

It’s over.”

Wu Ming touched his nose and said, "Then why are you plotting against them?"

Zhuge Dachang rubbed his fingers and said in a philistine manner: "Earn some extra money! Hand them over to the police, and we will get a reward at some point?"

Wu Ming sighed quietly and said, "It's really unlucky for them to meet you!"
Chapter completed!