Go to sleep when full and eat when you wake up. This is a description of pigs. People affectionately call them foodies. They know how to eat other than eating. The most classic image of a foodie is Zhu Bajie. He stuffs food into his mouth when he catches it.

The beautiful woman chases her to death.

Wu Ming discovered that calling Ding Zhenyuan a foodie was absolutely correct. Who said that a child from the mountains must be diligent? She is as lazy as a pig. She seems to have no other hobbies except eating and sleeping. How can a girl connect the dots?

Don’t you have any pursuits? Life is too boring?

Wu Ming expressed strong disdain for people who have no pursuits. Without lofty pursuits in life, how can there be motivation? As a man in the new era, one must have ideals and pursuits. Wu Ming's lifelong ideal and pursuit is: beauty.

If I need to be more specific, it would be: a lot of beauties.

For several days in a row, Wu Ming slept with Ding Zhenyuan every night. Although he was full of evil thoughts, unfortunately, without using force, he had no way to deal with Ding Zhenyuan. As long as his hands crossed the line slightly, his whole body would not be the same.

It falls off the bed and sticks to the wall.

If you can't cheat your father, you will definitely hit the street!

Ding Zhenyuan would not resist hugging and kissing. Most of the time, she stayed like a stupid bird. But when Wu Ming went out of line, she would peck at people with her sharp beak. She seemed to have no idea about men and women.

The idea of ​​not being intimate, but why is she so strict about the last precautions between men and women?

Wu Ming was very puzzled by this. He could not understand the thoughts and ideas of foodies. Their ideas were different from those of ordinary people, mainly because they were too shallow. Then, he asked shamelessly and finally knew the answer in tears.

Ding Zhenyuan's statement was very hurtful. She said that she often hugged and kissed the puppy at home and was used to it. The implication behind her words was that she didn't regard Wu Ming as a human being at all.

In the world of foodies, Wu Ming couldn't help but feel sad that he was in the same category as a dog. After living for half his life, he finally lived like a dog! Even eating the sweet Wangzai steamed buns felt like eating sour ones.

Sour buns.

My heart feels like it has been trampled by thousands of pigs, leaving only messy hoof marks, which makes people messy.

Ding Zhenyuan is a golden flower in a large village of the Lisu people. Her parents are very famous local shamans. According to her own words, her mother has put a protective charm on her body since she was a child. No man in the village dares to approach her.

If you don't see the rabbit, don't let the eagle fly. If you want to marry her, you must bring five buffaloes to be qualified to come to her house to propose marriage. It doesn't matter if you lose a hair of the buffalo.

In today's society, before a daughter gets married, her family will treat all the men who come near her as thieves and guard against them. If they don't have a house or a car, they will treat them as robbers.

Only after marrying her, her mother would unlock the spell on the wedding night. Before the spell was unlocked, any man who dared to touch her would be gutted. Wu Ming was not convinced of this, but he was still a little scared.

of.

In the early morning, the annoying alarm clock rings, beep, beep, beep...

Wu Ming frowned, grabbed the alarm clock next to the bed and slammed it on the floor. It was quiet. After stewing for half an hour, he got up in a daze, walked into the bathroom to wash up, and then woke up.

Ordered breakfast on the phone.

Bathed in the morning light, Wu Ming enjoyed a delicious breakfast and flipped through the newspaper. Only then did he realize that today is April 1st and today is April Fools' Day? He turned back and glanced at Ding Zhenyuan, who was sleeping soundly on the big bed, with an expression on his face.

A sly smile.

After preparing the toothpaste bread, Wu Ming walked to the bedside and gently turned Ding Zhenyuan, who was sleeping on her back, and turned her sideways to protrude her buttocks. Wu Ming chuckled and raised his foot to kick her butt hard.

Bang! It’s so loud, haha! It’s so happy!

Wu Ming's pleasure only lasted for a few seconds, and he was soon dumbfounded. Ding Zhenyuan, who was thick-skinned and thick-skinned, just hummed twice, then climbed up half awake, got out of bed like a zombie, and twitched her pants.

He scratched his butt in a very indecent manner and walked into the bathroom sleepily.

So rough and light!

Ding Zhenyuan was not a very particular girl. She just washed up and came out to the dining table. After she sat down, she smiled innocently at Wu Ming. Then she showed a greedy look and couldn't wait to reach out to grab the bread on the plate.

Seeing her biting the toothpaste bread, Wu Ming covered his mouth and laughed: "Happy April Fool's Day, foodie!"

"Happy!" Ding Zhenyuan said with a silly smile. She didn't seem to know what Wu Ming meant. She continued to bite the bread and ate it deliciously.

Sister! That’s half a stick of toothpaste! Wu Ming twitched the corner of his mouth twice and asked in a low voice: "Does it taste good? Do you think it tastes wrong?"

Ding Zhenyuan nodded vigorously, stuffed the last bit of bread into her mouth, puffed her mouth and said vaguely: "Okay...it's delicious, cold, so good!"

Wu Ming sweated and sighed: "You idiot! That's toothpaste! Today is your holiday, I replaced the butter on the bread with toothpaste! Do you know about toothpaste?"

Ding Zhenyuan frowned, stuck out her tongue and licked her lips, blinked her big eyes, and asked: "What brand? Are there any more?"

Oh my god! Wu Ming stumbled off the chair and said frantically: "Damn! You are a complete foodie."

"You're kidding! You're evil!" Ding Zhenyuan said with a grin. She was not really stupid.

After saying that, she grabbed a piece of bread, picked up a jug of milk, drank half of it, wiped her mouth with her hand, and ate the bread again. In just a few days, she seemed to have gained a lot of weight.

, an eighteen-year-old girl's figure is as round as that of a woman who has given birth.

Wu Ming shook his head and said, "If you continue to eat like this, you will definitely become so fat that even your mother will not recognize you."

"Am I fat?" Ding Zhenyuan shook her hands and hurriedly put down the bread. Then she touched her cheeks and then her belly. Her face turned pale in an instant and she murmured: "If grandma... I am over 130 pounds, I will definitely..."

Beat me to death!"

Wu Ming was confused, and Ding Zhenyuan looked at him nervously, with pleading in her eyes, and said anxiously: "Can you help me...do I have the strength to live? I can't get fat, my grandma will beat me."

"Why?"

"Fat! There will be fewer cows in exchange! Grandma will beat me to death!"

Wu Ming thought for a while before he understood the meaning of the foodie's words, and said angrily: "Can't you find a job quickly? You can clean the room and work harder."

"Mei, go now!" Ding Zhenyuan looked at the bread with nostalgia, with a look of farewell on her face, turned around and ran into the bathroom, and soon came out with a mop and towel.

Just when Ding Zhenyuan was sweating profusely and cleaning herself, Su Qian knocked on the door and entered the room. Seeing Ding Zhenyuan mopping the floor very hard, he glanced at Wu Ming and asked in confusion: "What is she doing?"

Why do you have to clean your own room?”

"You're stupid!" Wu Ming shrugged and said with a smile, "What do you want from me?"

Su Qian did not ask further questions. He winked at Wu Ming and said in a very ambiguous tone: "We are going to Yalong Bay later. Our lady will appear in a bikini today! Do you want to go and see it?"

"If you don't see it, you won't see it!"

“It’s all in vain!

"Who doesn't want to see it for free?"

"Let's go! Call Brother Chang!"

The two men exchanged a few Zen words, then laughed loudly and walked side by side towards the door. Wu Ming looked back at Ding Zhenyuan. At this time, she was sticking her butt out and pushing a rag with her hand to wipe the floor.

"Foodie! We are going to play, do you want to go?"

Ding Zhenyuan was distracted and bumped into the low cabinet. She rubbed her forehead and gritted her teeth and said, "No! Work!"

"fine?"

Ding Zhenyuan breathed hot air at the short cabinet, wiped it with her hands, and said with a relieved smile: "Haha...it's okay, the cabinet is not broken!"

"…………"

The cabinet is not broken, but your head is broken!

……………………………………………………

If the sea is compared to his mother, Wu Ming has never visited his mother seriously in the past few days since he came to Sanya. Of course, his mother has not visited him either.

In the past few days, Su Qian had been accompanying them to eat, drink and have fun, and never mentioned official matters at all. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang became the hands-off shopkeepers and handed over all their bodyguards to others. They themselves felt relaxed and took care of this.

This mission was treated as a public trip.

Sanya is already very hot in April, with the outdoor temperature reaching around 26 degrees. The crew spent a morning filming in Yalong Bay. After lunch, the crew boarded a three-story small cruise ship and went out to sea, preparing to shoot another episode on a nearby island.

a theme.

There were no clouds in the sky, the sea and sky were the same color, and seagulls were soaring on the sea. Wu Ming was wearing a floral shirt and floral pants, standing on the deck of the first floor in a daze. Under the parasol behind him, Zhuge Dachang and Su Qian were lazing around.

Drink juice while lying down.

The afternoon sun always makes people feel lazy. In the cockpit of the cruise ship, several crew members were controlling the ship listlessly. Captain Mustache received a call. After nodding and chatting for a while, he looked at the crew and ordered:

"Don't take Route 168, prepare to take Route 74 instead, and get the guests to the island as soon as possible."

Several crew members collectively trembled when they heard this, "There are many reefs on that line. We are not running smuggling, so we don't need to take risks?"

"Boss! We are not a yacht. Our big ship has a deep draft. It is really dangerous to take the 74th line."

"I heard that another ship sank this year."

"Stop talking nonsense!" Captain Mustache yelled: "Mr. Ke called and wanted to charter our ship for three days. He told us to pick up his guests within two hours."

"Mr. Ke?"

"I don't need to tell you who his guests are? We'd better not offend those old gamblers..." Captain Mustache snorted, then smiled obscenely and continued: "Speaking of which, has Mr. Ke ever treated us badly?

?Which of the girls he brought on board was not sexy?"

"That's true, but..."

"Stop talking! If you delay Mr. Ke's affairs, our life will be difficult in the future..." Captain Mustache interrupted loudly: "Get ready to divert. I have walked through Line 74 before. Don't worry, it won't sink.

.”

The helmsman nodded and said, "Okay!"

Wu Ming still stood on the deck and thought about his thoughts. He didn't know why, but every time he went to the beach, he would always feel deeply in his heart. These days, he had dreamed about many fragments of the past, but he still couldn't connect the fragmented fragments together.

into a complete memory.
To be continued...